Iggy Doonican

Mourinho's book comes out this week if it doesn't sell many copies i wonder who he will blame?. His publishers, his agent or maybe he'll have a sideswipe at the whole of the British public Maybe it will be dedicated to Ivanovic. Dear Branislav Thank You for always being there i could never drop you for another.

Straw Man Argument.

Maybe Mourinho should take a leaf out of John Sitton's book if we are struggling against Villa. Sitton played for us briefly in the late 70's and as you can imagine after this went on air hasn't had a manager's job since. https://youtu.be/7SN9le_U5SI https://youtu.be/L20B881v4gA

Man who fucked a dead pig somehow claims moral high ground David Cameron has described Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn as a Britain-hating terrorist sympathiser, seemingly forgetting that he fucked a dead pig’s head. The prime minister used his Conservative conference headline speech to deliver important messages that Tory spin doctors hope will draw people’s imagination away from Cameron penetrating a deceased pig. Conservative voter Simon Williams said he was delighted to see the prime minister fighting back against the incessant character attacks emanating from the Corbyn camp. “Well, no, I can’t name one single example of Corbyn mentioning the pig-fucking revelations or anything else from Lord Ashcroft’s book.” “But that’s not the point, what’s important is that the prime minister takes the moral high ground by lashing out first with barely disguised lies and half-truths about the opposition.” “Yes, it’s like a pre-emptive strike, the sort that Jeremy Corbyn definitely wouldn’t use if he had access to the nuclear button.” “So what if the prime minister fucked a dead pig? At least he’s not, you know, an old beardy twat.” Though Labour officials have refused to be drawn on allegations David Cameron fucked a dead pig, supporters of the party have no such reservation. As one explained, “Jeremy Corbyn didn’t want to sing God Save the Queen and said it was a tragedy that Osama Bin Laden didn’t stand trial – and David Cameron put his penis inside the mouth of a dead pig to impress a room full of rich arseholes.” “Just the facts there, so you should just make up your own mind who the morally bankrupt one actually is.

Not even a household name in his own household.

Q.P.R IN THE NORTHSTAND ANYTIME IN THE 70'S OR 80'S

If Mourinho did get sacked the clubs who would be interested in him and him them is pretty small in England. If he joined Spurs after he said he's one of us well that would guarantee him to become an instant hate figure with Chelsea fans. Would Spurs want him ? possibly but after A.V.B i don't think he'd be very welcome there. Man United that ship has sailed for Mourinho he won't be going there. Arsenal won't have him likewise Man City. Dark horses West Ham who i can see being the next club to have major investors pumping money into the club. But where ever he goes the man brings major baggage with him and that is definitely going to put some clubs off. I do think his stock is on the decline apart from the baffling on field decisions it's the off field antics that will worry any potential suitors. Mourinho since he came back is a surly obnoxious man who has lost all his swagger and charm and anyone who can rant for seven minutes has got problems.

Just a little bit to old Zolayes ha ha. That's what Grant was originally bought to the club for to put out the cones and pass out the bibs in training so polishing a few turds would be like a sideways move for him.

Is Avram Grant available ?

It's funny Mourinho claimed that K.D.B was knocking down his door demanding to play. Yet K.D.B claims Mourinho only talked to him twice the whole time he was here. Personally i can't see a young kid constantly demanding to play, K.D.B doesn't come across like that sort of person and even a seasoned professional knocking on Mourinho's door and haranguing him well that's never going to end well.

Liverpool begin search for new chief turd polisher Liverpool football club have this morning begun the search for a world-class turd polisher capable of turning their ‘squad’ into league champions. Just hours after firing previous turd polisher Brendan Rodgers, the club has said it aims to make a quick appointment and will try to have a new chief turd polisher on board after the international break. The decision to sack Rodgers has pleased Liverpool fans who for some unfathomable reason believe Liverpool should be incredibly successful, every single year, despite being a bit shit. Poor deluded Liverpool fan Simon Williams told us, “Brendan Rodgers didn’t polish the Liverpool turd, so much as smear it across his chest and into the faces of the fans.” “What people need to realise is that we should be winning the league every year, we just need a turd polisher with vision and a bit of tactical nous.” “Our turd deserves to be league champions. The fact that Blackburn and Leeds have won the league more recently than we have is completely irrelevant.” Football expert Les Walden, told us, “Look, Liverpool need to realise you can’t polish a turd, it’s just not possible.” “The Liverpool fans should just be happy that manager after manager has rolled their turd around in a bit of glitter to at least make it look pretty.” “But a turd is still a turd..

As a club we have never done stability you just have to accept it as a Chelsea fan. Since Dave Sexton left in 1974 only two managers have been at the club four years John Neal and Ranieri. That vote of confidence is basically the Sword of Damocles so expect change pretty soon. How many more defeats and piss performances is Mourinho away from the sack?. Not many. Close battling losses ok. But if we have a repeat of the Southampton debacle then he's gone.

Again Risdale at Leeds far to ambitious spent obscene amounts on players and wages thinking they would be guaranteed Champions League Football every season. When i was young Leeds were arguably the biggest club in the country. Early 70's Man United were post Busby and Liverpool hadn't started to dominate.

Well Mears and Bates both brought us to the brink of bankruptcy. We were sailing very close to the wind financially till Roman stepped in. Mears and Bates were far to ambitious with their plans for the club.

People are saying they'd be surprised if Mourinho got sacked after eight games. Don't forget Vialli was sacked after six. Chelsea historically always have sacked managers pretty much on a whim.

How about Liverpool sacked Rodgers because they heard we were interested in Klopp. Just a theory don't bite my head off ha ha.

Think the writing is on the wall Mourinho is on borrowed time. I just can't see us turning it around. We have now conceded two more goals then we did in the whole of 2004-5. The team were bereft of any ideas yesterday and Southampton picked us off at will. Bit of a cliche but it's stick or twist with Mourinho and personally i think there's a dark cloud surrounding the club which Mourinho has caused. What he did with Matic yesterday was baffling and will only cause more resentment among the players. I have to say it was a desperate act and is something that's going to haunt Matic for the rest of his career. Why the fuck never mind buying him in the first place did Falcao start yesterday?. Everyone raised an eyebrow when we bought Falcao he was no point in sugar coating it shit for Man United last year. What did Mourinho think 'Yes i'm the man who can make him great again''. Well the answer to that is a definite no he's utterly passed it.

Just got back from the game extremely drunk. I personally think there's no going back we were totally outclassed by Southampton. Really want to hear from Chelsea fans positive or negative lets have it. And no holding back say what you feel this is not The Shed End Forum.

Summed it up absolutely brilliant post.

Oh that prick ha ha. Real sanctimonious and overbearing the little i read of his posts. But what i couldn't get over was how someone i would guess in his mid to late twenties could be so pompous.

Ok cheers mate TOP TB sounds like a very serious illness.

Ok can someone please put me out of my misery (Something an Arsenal fan says everyday) what is TOPTB?.

It means the average working man can no longer afford to go. They have been priced out and when you take into consideration train and tube fares something to eat and a few pints that makes for an expensive day out. What you will never see again at football is teenagers going as a group of mates. It's a long time ago but when i first started going regularly in the late 70's there would be 10 to 15 of us because it was cheap (before Bates !) .This would be the same up and down the country. If you compare the prices of the cinema, pop concerts and the theatre to football since the Premier League started while they have all increased in price football has gone up about 500% compared to the others. Anyway here's Chelsea beating Leeds 4-0 in 1972 just look how young the fans are during the pitch invasions. https://youtu.be/-YSaN-oKtXo

Bloody hell F.B. Plastic Bertrand forgot about that Hou Hou Hou Hou. I had that song on the 20 Of Another Kind Album. God i'm getting old.