Iggy Doonican

Mourinho's Scorched Earth approach it would again appear to be his downfall. In every country he manages in he burns all his bridges. Anyone who thinks Man United would take him now are frankly deluded. Is there anyone else he can piss off or get into a petty squabble with?. Will there be a clamour for Mourinho if he leaves us can't see it myself. He brings nothing but chaos and anarchy where ever he goes and lets not forget where we are in the league. If he's not careful Mourinho will only start to be offered jobs in countries like Greece and Turkey where his type of one-upmanship will go down well. Portugal always would welcome him back club or country.

Cannot Unsee: The Angry Cat On Mr T’s Forehead

Chelsea have always been a club that when there's a leak whether it's player unrest or transfer requests they are usually pretty accurate. The story is that a player told a journalist who then told Gary Richardson about the alleged quote. Now Richardson says all this on BBC 5 Live this morning. Richardson says he knows the journalist well and believes him 100%. Now Richardson would then not go on the radio and say this if there wasn't an element of truth in it. He would have to be a complete bell end to say something like that just to basically shit stir and muck rake he's not Adrian Durham after all.

This is part of an article from a bloke called Janan Ganesh. He's wrote an autobiography about George Osbourne so he's probably a Tory so i automatically have no time for him. Anyway make your own minds up and please don't have a pop at me if you do or don't agree with it. This was before the Liverpool game. And now Chelsea’s meltdown. It has no recent precedent in a major league and Mourinho’s reputation might fray with it. His wars with the world are increasingly hard to pass off as clever diversionary gambits. His impatience with flair players looks, for the first time, self-defeating: Kevin de Bruyne, whom he released in 2014, now lights up Manchester City as a £55m maestro. If Chelsea recover — starting this weekend against Liverpool — Mourinho remains on a trajectory to all-time greatness, along with perhaps only Italy’s Carlo Ancelotti and the Spaniard Pep Guardiola of his generation. But if his tenure ends in another stink, his CV may take on a less flattering cast. Is he a serial winner or a short-termist incapable of building things to last? Does he prize a team ethic or is he plain stumped by lone visionaries such as Hazard and de Bruyne? And these ­trophies — does he not win them with clubs that would be winning them ­anyway? These questions would have been impudent six months ago. ­Managers are always fighting for their jobs. Mourinho is fighting for his place in ­history

Fuck it really hits home hard when your hoping that Southampton win today otherwise Bournemouth go level on points with us.

I'm Pleading the Fifth.

That was a debacle one of the most spineless Chelsea performances in years. No excuses can cover up that we were utterly outplayed by a very average Liverpool team. I think for me the game was summed up by Zouma's cross in the last minute. Hazard's body language when he got substituted screamed of someone who's in a football rut. We are so predictable and easy to play against and add to that a manager and players with zero confidence.

A.V.B. back at the Bridge is it April 1st?. The bloke was so out of his depth he probably got The Bends.

These chaps will show you how to speak slang u get me blud? https://youtu.be/uqiabZqPmpU

That was Jon Fearn. Steve Holland is Mourinho's assistant

Eva has refused an out of court settlement so there's a real possibility of Mourinho being called to give evidence. The media will go into meltdown if that happens a very tricky time for Chelsea. Personally I think as soon as they see the video of the ref calling her and Fearn on it's a fate accompli.

Nearly all of Shankly's quotes are tongue in cheek mate. We are old enough to have seen the interviews at the time. He played up to the camera and everything he said was with a glint in his eye. There was a documentary on British TV a few years ago about Hilsborough where a priest says he cringes at that quote every time he has to say a remembrance mass.

That quote was tongue in cheek and not to be taken seriously. The families of those who died at Hillsborough probably wouldn't see it that way.

Are you Brendan Rodgers ?

First off Stoke are a fucking horrible team there's a huge difference between physical and downright dirty. But it was a very patchy performance looked ok in spells other times just plain ordinary with no imagination or flair. But the square pegs in round holes formations are driving me crazy. Zouma is not a right back simple as no need to labour the point. So many heads started to drop when they scored and we were just bereft of any ideas. The last 20 minutes of extra time were painful only Kenedy and Trarore played with any vigour. What happens next?. The phrase living on borrowed time comes to mind. Write this season off i just can't see us putting a string of results together. We've gone from Champions of England to a pub team in a matter of months.

The Curling Cup a lot of postponements because of frozen pitches I would imagine.

Had to google the Padawan ha ha.

Cheers for the English lesson squire. Will do better next time sir honest !. But my point still stands comparing other teams woes and our own is pointless.

Why do people insist on mentioning other teams and there managers?. What happened under Moyes at Man United or Wenger or Rodgers is totally irrelevant. We are in a massive crisis on and off the field I couldn't give a flying fuck about anyone else accept Chelsea.

How about the chap in your avatar. He's always coming up with new ideas and he has a sporting background.

Chelsea fan who bought Vauxhall Zafira and TalkTalk Broadband asks what he did to deserve all this A man has started to wonder exactly what he did to the universe in order to have such bad luck recently. Simon Williams, a lifelong Chelsea supporter, has seen his team’s form go to shit in the same month as his car exploding and his bank details being nabbed from his TalkTalk account. “I must have run over a cat or something,” said Williams, “I would have buried it if I’d noticed the thing.” “In my defence, it’s hard to see anything when there’s smoke pouring in from the air vents.” “I tried to log on to the Internet to see if an exploding dashboard is a common fault in Vauxhalls, but then someone hacked TalkTalk and basically broke the Internet.” “The way my luck’s going I’m quite surprised my house is still standing.” “I don’t actually believe in Karma – because I’m not a child – but if I did, then I would definitely be banging on about it right now.” Simon Williams has decided to book a holiday and just take a fortnight away from his countless problems. “I’ve booked with Malaysia Airlines, and we’re going via the Bermuda Triangle,” said Williams. When asked why this happens, God told us, “Actually, it’s because he doesn’t recycle, but don’t tell him, this is all quite fun.”

As the old saying goes '' Success has a thousand fathers failure is an orphan''.

Remember the day he died there was news of a helicopter crash but no names given. Then at about 9.30 a.m my mate at work told me it was Matthew Harding I had to sit down I was so shocked. A true blue who with his cash injection more or less single handedly pushed us into the big time. Bates should be ashamed of himself the way he bad mouthed Harding the way he did especially as it was in such tragic circumstances. Bates in a nutshell could never dream of the love and respect we had for Matthew Harding because he was really one of us a Shed boy made good.

I'm not on Twitter but i think there's someone on there called Full Kit Wankers who post pictures of grown men wearing the full kit.

Can you imagine it day of the match. Wallet, Check, Keys, Check, Phone, Check. Short sleeve Arsenal top Check, Scarf even though i'm wearing short sleeves check. A helmet that a geezer wears for medical reasons that will have cost me money (I've no idea how much) Check. Can honestly say I've never seen anyone at the Bridge wearing one of them things i'd rather wear a gimp mask at least no one would recognise you. Mind you the way football is going these days i'd wouldn't be surprised if you could buy gimp masks with a club badge on it.