Iggy Doonican

Tottenham next week god I detest them especially there fans. It's like the old joke, Wife '' Sometimes I think you love Chelsea more then me'', Husband '' I love Tottenham more than I love you''.

We've been involved in countless 1-0 win games over the last decade or so. They're always nerve wracking and this was no exception. Thank fuck for the win a decent performance but bar the goal what has happened to Costa ?. He's always drifting to the left getting in Eden's way when he should be in the middle. His first touch is awful and he looks clumsy and pedestrian.

Lose today and he won't be in charge in January. This really is a crunch game today and Norwich won't just rollover and why should they when we've been beaten by Palace, Southampton and Liverpool at the Bridge. If he thinks that this current squad can make the top four when confidence and form are at an all time low well he's saying the right things but can anyone honestly see that happening?. Mourinho has been given the vote of confidence but that means fuck all and anyone who thinks Roman won't make changes if results don't improve past history dictates he will. Anyone other then Mourinho would have been shown the door months ago. All I want today is 11 geezers playing for the shirt and showing they give a shit then bad results I can take.

That season I had a tenner bet that we'd finish higher then Man United with my ganger. It was touch and go till the end of the season they finished 11th us 14th. The smug look when he took that tenner F.B. still hurts today mate.

Well here we are the middle of November and we are involved in a relegation six pointer who'd of thought it ?.

It was tongue in cheek mate but from champions to just above the relegation zone in a couple of months is not very impressive is it.

At the moment there are fifteen better managers then Mourinho just look at the league table.

I think your missing one crucial word Was. On current form to say Mourinho is the best manager in the world is laughable. When your outplayed by Southampton and Palace at home and are languishing three points above the relegation zone saying Mourinho is the best manager in the world is about as credible as saying One Direction are the best band in the world. As for the one of us statement he's always saying how quiet the Bridge is while praising Liverpool fans and saying how good the atmosphere at Anfield is. You never slag your own off it's a golden rule especially in football.

This season has been a total disaster and I can't see there being a significant improvement. There's a quote from Pepe Mel who said the best way to beat Mourinho's third season Real Madrid was to let them have the ball they have little clue what to do with it. Anyone who's seen the vast majority of this seasons games would have to agree. I keep hearing people saying that Stoke was a big improvement well that just shows what a low benchmark we have been setting if the Stoke game is seen as encouraging. Player unrest, players looking knackered and disinterested, off field skirmishes, manager getting sued, bans for players and manager our worse start since 1978 a season which by the way we only won five games (and I was at two of them!). But for me the tipping point was the Liverpool game where we have a dream start and then meekly surrender to those Scouse twats. One of the most hurtful and embarrassing Chelsea performances since oh I don't know 1978 perhaps.

Absolutely everyone suddenly an expert on how to defeat ISISAbsolutely everyone is suddenly an expert on how to defeat ISIS, according to reports today. The Islamic State – who really hate being called the Da’esh so you should probably start doing that – have proven an intractable foe for several years, but all of a sudden everyone on the Internet has a solution which has eluded the world’s finest minds to date. Popular suggestions include bombing the organisation back to the Stone Age, which unfortunately skips the fact much of the Da’esh is already there and actually quite like it. Similarly popular is to reject unilateral action and insist on a coordinated international response through the UN, which has the advantage of ensuring the moral high ground, tempered only by the disadvantage of there being no chance whatsoever of it actually happening. Meanwhile many American commenters insist the only way to avoid terrorist atrocities and mass shootings is to ensure everyone is armed, a strategy that has been working out tremendously well for them at home lately. “I reject the idea of a complex, messy solution which risks me getting it wrong,” Internet general Simon Williams told us. “I’d like to see members of the Da’esh arrested and tried but obviously I don’t want to see British troops deployed.” “The fact that the government has failed to accommodate my contradictory wishes means I win the Internet and they don’t deserve to be in power.” “So there,” he added, smugly. One common suggestion is that the world could prevent the deaths of innocents by closing their borders to refugees, a great idea which is only slightly undermined by the fact it would condemn untold numbers of innocents to death. Any suggestion that defeating the Da’esh will be time-consuming, very expensive, involve grubby compromises and certainly feature people we like dying has been rejected as completely unacceptable

Hitler's other ball is in the Albert Hall.

Hitler was of course an animal lover and had two dogs. But it was really frustrating for him when it came to exercising them because he only had one ball.

BOY BAND NO DIRECTION TO BREAK UP. STEVE HOLLAND BLAMES LEAD SINGER JOSE '' I COULDN'T LOOK HIM IN THE EYE ANYMORE''.

The player I feel sums up our current malaise is Baba. He has to wait ages for his debut mainly because it's pretty apparent that the manager doesn't rate him. He's then given a run when the team's confidence is shot to pieces and it's affecting him badly. He's no Roberto Carlos but he's looking pretty lost out there at the moment and I feel for the kid.

Hope the ref keeps a beady eye on that tosspot Charlie Adam.

I met him and his wife last year outside the ground a top bloke. Me and my mates also met him at Maine Road in 1989 after the game (9,000 Chelsea there for a second division game). He identified exactly what we needed in the 88-89 promotion season Peter Nicholas and Graham Roberts who made Charlie Adam look like Darcy Bussell

Tottenham I despise the cunts. I could give loads of reasons why I hate them but that would mean me spending some time writing about them time I would never get back. https://youtu.be/uApwWEm4V8s

^^^^^ Maybe that's why Mourinho has been so moody.

Chelsea may not have been feeling too confident before their Champions League game with Dynamo Kiev on Wednesday, as a fan took a picture of the scoreboard at Stamford Bridge showing the visitors holding a 2-1 lead - five hours before kick-off. The match did finish 2-1, but in favour of the Blues.

Begovic doesn't command his area like Cech and Tibo. He's a good shot stopper but has little communication with the back four. Just glad we got a win and i would drop Costa for Stoke. He's utterly off the boil and i can see him getting sent of against those dirty bastards. As for the fans we are the most loyal anywhere in England. Just wish it was like that every game to make the place intimidating like it used to be especially for away fans.

Willian's goal what it means for Mourinho.

A worrying stat. This time around there is something salutary in his inability to address a decline in performance that began around the time of the 1-1 draw with Liverpool in January. Since when, even while hoovering up the Premier League title, Chelsea have won 17 of 39 games in all competitions

Jose Mourinho : When you reach my level it's difficult to learn from others, you have to learn from yourself. I learn day by day. David Brent : "It's almost like my work here's done. I can't imagine Jesus going 'Oh, I've told a few people in Bethlehem I'm the son of God, can I just stay here with Mum and Dad now?' No. You gotta move on. You gotta spread the word. You gotta go to Nazareth, please."

Finger and leak?. Not Costa I think it was a little Dutch boy.

FABREGAS 4 Can i categorically deny that I have been the leader of a plot against the manager. This word leader means nothing to me and it would also mean I would have to organise and talk to people and I don't like to do that. I prefer to sit back and contribute occasionally and after Christmas forget it man i'm already thinking about my Summer holidays. Wow this typing is hard work I'm off a snooze Adios.