Iggy Doonican

Then my friend I will leave London and join a monastery for a year.

Ask any Chelsea fan of my age who lives or was brought up in London what team they hate most they would say without hesitation Tottenham. If they win the league I'll have to fucking emigrate or live on a desert island with no phone or internet access because I'll never hear the end of it. Got family and mates who support Spurs and I'm not on Facebook or Twitter but I'm going to be bombarded with texts, emails and phone calls. Going to my local will be a fucking nightmare as well it just doesn't bare thinking about. I hate Arsenal as much as the next man but I truly despise Tottenham the area as well as the football team. Going to Tottenham is one fraught with danger especially if you get off at Seven Sisters doesn't matter if your mobbed up or there's just a couple of you.

That quickly would it be Vidal So Soon ?. I've been drinking as well !

I'll take your word for it. Just pisses me off the love in with Man United has been like this since I was a boy. Even when they got relegated in the 70's they were on fucking Match of The Day every week.

Again more Man United love from the B.B.C which I suspect stands for Best, Beckham, Charlton. Second series of BBC One’s Class Of 92: Out Of Their League commissioned

A Dutch Oven means something entirely different over here ! a dutch oven one who passes gas under the cover, and forces his or her spouse,or companion to smell their creation by throwing the cover over ones head.. ryan passed gas and thought to himself "thats a good one" and felt it should not go unnoticed, so he pulled the covers over unexpecting carrie's head. hearing her curse and and gag he is satisfied. thus giving her a dutch oven.

This is a weird season all round us struggling, Leicester top of the league etc the truth the quality of the league is at an all time low. We could quite easily win the league next year because as we are seeing there is not one outstanding team. The English Premier League you can roll off the superlatives (cliches really) about it being the most competitive and exciting league etc the reality is don't believe the hype. Fair play to Leicester and it sticks in the craw Tottenham but both of them will struggle to get out of the group stage in the Champions League. Conte if he's left to his own devices will do a good job and I'm looking forward to next season if it's him in charge. Certainly can't see him having us perilously close to the relegation zone by November. Ranieri who managed a team who lost to the Faroe Islands is now managing a team who are top of the league says it all really.

I mentioned it somewhere else on the forum that Orient game was the first time I remember getting the piss taken out of me over a Chelsea game I was six years old. The worse ever was when we lost 1-0 to Wigan in the cup in 1980 I was at the game and the piss taking was so bad I feigned illness and went home early from school ha ha. I still have the programme we were so potless then that we couldn't change the cover so it said Chelsea vs Wigan or Northwich Victoria.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 39 secs on the vid who was that goal against Orient perhaps ?

My childhood hero. My favourite ever player could have been even better if that squeaky voiced cunt Emlyn Hughes hadn't purposely broken his leg and then stood over Ossie laughing. Another great thing about him is if you go on Youtube the number of times he gives the old two finger salute to the opposition fans.

Just turned on 5live and surprise surprise their talking about fucking Man United. Biggest game by a country mile this weekend us against City. All they want to talk about is Van Gaal, Yes last night was a bad result but in all probability they will slaughter the Danes in the second leg. The English media are obsessed with Man United and when anything goes wrong it's treated like a full blown crisis. When there doing well it's sycophantic arse licking especially when it comes to Fergie.who frankly could go on to the pitch at half a time have a shit on the centre spot and someone from the press box would come running out with toilet paper and wipe his hairy arse for him.

Hazard was woeful last night there's no getting away from it. His body language was terrible he looked languid and disinterested and was far to casual especially around our 18 yard box. Football is about the here and now and frankly Hazard's form is below par and he looks a shadow of his former self. If someone puts in a monster bid for him then I believe we have to accept it. He's at the crossroads of his career can he go to the next level? on current form you'd have to say no which is a crying shame because he is on his day an outstanding player. On a more positive note I thought Baba had his best game in a Chelsea shirt and kept the worlds ugliest footballer De Maria in check.De Maria is so ugly he should have to wear a mask whether he has a facial injury or not.

One Riechedly Bazoer there's only one Riechedly Bazoer with a name like that there is definitely only one Riechedly Bazoer.

Pato will spend more time on the bench then a high court judge.

Earwig his conversations and if he finishes every sentence with ' Fact' then it's definitely him.

Are waiters allowed to use the pool F.B. ?

On the other side of the coin I don't think Gary Neville will be taking Spanish lessons anytime soon.

# Unsubstantiated half truths and conjecture every single fucking day in the {Mail}

The Daily Heil is a bloody awful paper but if you look at these three so called non stories well frankly anyone on this forum could have posted them. It's just guesswork and stating the bleeding obvious especially the first one.

The fact is Mourinho is yesterdays man. His antiquated tactics, his refusal to change and his all round persona will lead to him being a disaster at Man United. It won't be the Man United fans who will first turn against him it will be the English media as they fucking love Man United. When we played them in the Champions League final in 2008 there was almost a campaign for them to win we were nothing but an afterthought. If he gets the job I guarantee the first thing the B.B.C will do will put out a documentary called '' The Special One's Destiny'' or some bollocks like that. ITV had a documentary about Ryan Giggs taking over from Moyes for six games for fucks sake despite at the time his private life being all over the tabloids.

Ha ha a lot mate starting with having an older brother who supports them. I'm thinking in pre season of writing a post of why I hate them so much it will be my longest ever post on Talk Chelsea and it will be full of hate and bile !

Your last sentence with me it would have read, At the moment it's an absolute joy to hate Tottenham !. I despise them always have done always will do.

A team mainly built of free transfers and bargain basement fees are five points ahead in the league and beat a team that cost well fuck knows but spends 50 million on a fraud like Sterling. It's amazing what an ego free team and one who pull in the same direction can achieve. Lessons to be learned I think.

Fair play to Leicester and if they win the league then they deserve it. But on the other hand if we derail there title on the final day then I have no problem with that after what they did to us in 99. Anyone who was there will tell you what a dark day that was we left the ground not angry just stunned nobody hardly spoke. Fucking Steve Guppy just typing his name pisses me off.