Iggy Doonican

Cuadrado isn't cut out for the premier league that's the bottom line. When we played Stoke when Shawcross clattered into him Cuadrado yelped like a little girl I was in the West Stand and you could hear it quite clearly. It was a hard challenge but after that and for the rest of his time with us he completely went into his shell. Can you imagine a right side of him and Ivan ? God it's a horrible prospect.

Donald Trump's wife ha ha what a fuckwitt can't wait for her next speech where she talks about how hard it was growing up as a black woman in Illinois.

Everytime I hear pro or anti gun debates in the USA I think of this song by the Dead Kennedys from 1987. Seems not much has changed in 30 years. "A Child And His Lawnmower" Some clown in Sacramento was dragged into court He shot his lawnmower It disobeyed, it wouldn't start Might makes right, it's the American way They fined him $60 and sent him on his way You know, some people don't take no shit Maybe if they did they'd have half a brain left

British humour at it's best very funny, very childish ha ha. https://youtu.be/QiCcp4Jk-34

Victor Lewis Smith on Boris Johnson absolutely fucking hilarious. Just goes to show no one saw his appointment as FS coming.

Boris Johnson as foreign secretary what could possibly go right ?.

A lot of noise coming out of the offices of the F.A . It's the sound of the bottom of barrels being scraped with the possible appointment of Sam Allardyce as the new England manager.

He'll show Moses what he wants and put it on a tablet.

Turd Sport have got rid of the number one turd on that awful station Stan Collymore. They have decided not to his contract which is a euphemism for saying fuck off you deluded twat. Is anti racism fair enough but then claims EVERY Chelsea and Rangers fan are themselves racist. Has a bloody horrible Brummie accent as well. Still he could always go back to acting after his Olivier type performance in Basic Instinct 2 . And here's me thinking they had already shown a cunt in the first Basic Instinct.

Remember him well he played in arguably the poorest team in our history under Danny Blanchflower. RIP mate.

Andrea Leadsom has quit the race to lead the Tories here's why. http://newsthump.com/2016/07/11/im-quitting-because-you-were-mean-says-spiteful-little-twat/

I wonder what most of our overseas posters are making of this FB? ha ha. Not many forums could go from Lionel Messi to the musical Oliver in a couple of posts.

His dad after the verdict started singing '' One boy, boy for sale''.

I'd do anything for that.

Dennis Skinner the MP was on the radio the other day his mum had dementia so he goes to old folks home and encourages patients to sing. Apparently they respond very well and more often then not can remember songs off by heart.

Yes that's him Oliver is the only musical a man can admit to liking ha ha.

The only other Lionel I can think of is Lionel Bart and he's been Hovis (brown bread) for years.

Lionel Messi ? we've got more chance of signing Lionel Ritchie.

My first Chelsea keeper and along with Cech our best ever. He was only 5ft 10 which is almost a foot smaller then some keepers today. I remember a couple of my mates had Peter Bonetti gloves which were considered to be the best available at the time. He's career will always be overshadowed by one poor game for England which is a real shame because he was a last minute replacement for the ill Gordon Banks. It's extremely sad to see him ill and no visitors makes it even worse. I can only presume he's estranged from his kids as I remember he became a postman in the Hebrides or somewhere when he retired and there were pictures of him and his young family. Chelsea have been pretty good under Roman helping out ex players so I hope something will be done for a true legend and I use that word advisedly because that's what he was. And while I'm not trying to have a pop at other posters but I've seen the word legend used to describe Cudicini and Mata recently.

Pistorius gets six years for cold blooded murder, Messi gets two years for tax evasion but won't spend a day in prison. The Chilcot report proves Bush and Blair are culpable for thousands of deaths. Justice ? not a word that applies to the rich and powerful.

Mourinho in a nutshell Manchild.

It's my passport photo FB !. I must admit I can't remember where it came from Ozil's eyes and Moe from the Three Stooges hair

You've sort of argued your own point. Because Moyes and Van Gaal were given to much time I just can't see them giving Mourinho that luxury. If he spends fortunes and their not doing well as I've said the knifes will be out from the fans and the media. On a side note I put the radio on earlier what's the first sports story ?. Wimbeldon, the Euro's, the Tour de France no Mourinho's press conference. He will be under huge pressure from the get go and I can see it only ending one way.

Sorry mate but most of this post is total bollocks. That Mourinho is seen as the Messiah or the Saviour is laughable by who exactly?. The board were split down the middle with Bobby Charlton definitely against him coming in and Ferguson certainly has his doubts and who can blame them after the fiasco he engineered at the Bridge. Ask any Man United fan and believe me there's loads where I come from and they aren't exactly falling over with excitement at his appointment and if anything are a bit suspicious of him and believe he's come three years to late. As for him having carte blanche to spend his way out of trouble again not going to happen. If Man United start badly the knives will be out by the fans but especially by the media they love Man United and if they get served up the insipid football we got well his card will be well and truly marked. That special one line is going to haunt him especially when you lose at home to Bournemouth's reserves.