Iggy Doonican

There was an article in The Guardian about the conditions at a Sports Direct warehouse it's not an exaggeration to say it's like a prison camp. You get more or less strip searched going in and out, timed toilet breaks anything over permitted time and your pay gets docked. You also aren't allowed to wear anything the shop sells so if you wore say Adidas socks to work they would presume you nicked them. You have to run up and down the warehouse like Usain Bolt to get the orders sent and all for minimum wage. Just wrong and frankly unacceptable in any workplace but of course the Tories don't give a shit. The power of the unions is being diminished and these are the sort of conditions they were set up for over 200 years ago.

Anyone quick to slag off Roman should get down on their knees and thank (insert one's own god being P.C. here !) that Mike Ashley isn't our chairman. He has zero interest in the club he's a lifelong Spurs fan and appoints managers like McClaren and it's still hard to believe even now Joe Kinnear. Kinnear hadn't managed in the top flight for years and to say he wasn't media trained which like it or not is important these days is an understatement. I do feel a little bit sorry for the Geordies because the heart and soul is being ripped out of the club by an unscrupulous businessman which is happening far to often at football clubs just look at Leeds, Blackpool and Portsmouth

Brilliant ha ha

A game that means fuck all to both teams really Liverpool with one eye on the Europa League final. Probably our bitterest rivals in recent years and tonight's game will be flatter then a witches tit. We can hope we will play some kids but it's extremely doubtful Hiddink looks as bored with it all as we are.

West Ham fans you really have to question their mentality. Final ever game at that shit pit and all it will be remembered for is their retarded fans attacking the United coach. So they get a new ground which frankly is a rip off for Londoners and these twats will never be able to step foot in it. Chances are they will get nicked lose their jobs and I bet most of them were in their 40's and 50's it's nothing short of pathetic. People are always slagging off Chelsea fans but that would never happen at the Bridge we leave the bottle throwing and the false bravado to the likes of Spurs, Liverpool and West Ham.

Upton Park was a bloody horrible place to go. They took pride in their violence 1986 night game virtually all there firm were carrying and using blades. They came in the Shed in 1980 but only got as far as the bit by the benches where they were penned in. Different story outside they ran Chelsea everywhere including a 14 year old me and my mates. Loathsome bastards to a man and that complete fucktard Cass Pennant describes himself as a hooliologist how stupid can you get ?.

Two F.A. cups don't count as trophies then ?

Comedy Gold.

Danny Murphy said on Match of the Day that Man City not qualifying for the Champions League wouldn't be a disaster. Got to disagree there at the very least it's hugely embarrassing for a club who have spent eye watering amounts of dosh on tossers like Sterling. As for Manuel Pellegrini we were linked with him for a while personally I'd prefer Manuel from Fawlty Towers then that huge underachiever.

The back six including Baba are not good enough ponderous, disorganised they've forgotten how to defend as a unit, We would have been out of sight if Costa had taken his chances. Everyone could see under Mourinho that the square peg round holes formation with Dave and Ivan wasn't working yet still we set up like this it's just baffling. Since the Everton game the season has just been a going through the motions exercise except for the second half against Spurs where we showed some heart and backbone.

On Friday it's reported that Frank Worthington has Alzheimer's on Saturday it's reported he hasn't it's like a basis for a comedy sketch.

I do like a bit of Schadenfreude seeing those miserable Spurs twats on Monday brought joy to my cold dark heart. So a repeat today against Sunderland would be great there's nothing quite like seeing miserable opposition fans. As for the team let Traore start really impressed with this kid when I've seen him has great movement and awareness and could be a real star.

I might have posted this before it's brilliant. I'd love to know what that geezer at 2.55 says. https://youtu.be/oBuW1n9vdFg

Quite interesting but it's hardly earth shattering news that Donald Trump is a man of few words. https://youtu.be/_aFo_BV-UzI

The worse thing about Liverpool being in the Champions League or Europa League is all the hoary old cliches come out. '' The special atmosphere at Anfield on a European night'' etc. Even though most nights the atmosphere is like a gathering of Trappist Monks who can't break their silence until they score and then they sing walk fucking on.

Nice bit of irony tonight rat boy Robbie Fowler '' Most managers talk in cliches'' while standing next to Glenn Hoddle. Robbie Fowler starts every sentence with Look. Look at what? all I can see is a massively biased scouse twat.

The whole of the Man City team totally bottled it last night not just De Bruyne they were like rabbits in the headlights.

Bookies are giving odds of 5,000-1 on Leicester fans turning up for work without a hangover.

Lest we forget the 2007 Carling Cup Final.

Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?Fo’ Drizzle

What makes this even sweeter Spurs have finished above us, Man City and United, Arsenal and Liverpool and yet finished second to 5,000 -1 outsiders ha fucking ha.

Didn't know that Kane could open his mouth fully he talks like a drunk Jamie Oliver. He looks like he's saying ''it's my ball and your not playing'' and then shouting for his mummy.

Totally agree Drogba in his pomp was virtually unplayable. I in my (obviously unbiased !) opinion Drogba has been the best all round forward in the Premier League era Shearer being the best finisher.

I will during the Summer write a massive post why I hate Spurs. I grew up not far from Wembley so me and my mates used to bunk into the big games it was a piece of piss. So England games mainly but one year we went what was the Milk Cup final in 1981 Spurs vs Liverpool one of my pals being a Spurs fan. (the two teams that I despise most). The yids lost after extra time and once we got out of the ground they were kicking the shit of any lone or couple of Liverpool fans they saw we are talking grown pissed up men against teenagers it was horrible. I was 15 at the time and used to go home and away with Chelsea and even with our reputation we never would stoop this low. We started walking to Wembley high road when this car stops my mate who was about 20 yards in front of us started talking to them. He had a wedge haircut which was very popular with Scousers at the time so he says to me '' These blokes want a light'' when this bloke at the back after hearing our accents says'' It's ok lads we thought you were Scousers if you see any of those cunts give them this and he produced a massive knife. So basically if we were Scousers (God forbid) they were quite prepared to carve up schoolkids. Tottenham fans are scum they have a pack mentality and only go for it when they have the numbers have a look at that video from Wembley Park tube station last year when that geezer starts whacking a women and some other innocent Chelsea fans.

I said starting eleven but Hazard has to stay and get his confidence back. We all know what he's capable of and hopefully tonight's 45 minute cameo will be Eden on the road back to his brilliant best.