Iggy Doonican

Talk is cheap mate one of us don't make me laugh just a soundbite. How many times has he slagged off our support and yet say how he was impressed by Liverpool's and wish the Bridge can be like Anfield. If you look at the video posted it's quite clearly the away fans singing Fuck off Mourinho. As for where we would have ended up after losing nine out of sixteen games and losing to Bouremouth's reserves well god only knows but we certainly wouldn't be better off. As for calling someone plastic I've been a Chelsea fan for 46 years and followed them all over England and Europe what about you ?.

Your nothing but a Mourinho apologist you can't see the wood for the trees. Mourinho is yesterdays man which will become apparent to the unfortunate club that he manages next. Things are never black and white but do you think he could have taken a 5000-1 team at the start of the season to nailed on champions a team of free transfers and rejects could he fuck. Could he totally mismanage a team that cost a fortune full of established internationals into a team just above the relegation zone yes he could and did.

Lots of good Frankie Boyle jokes but this is my favourite. 3 Million for the funeral of Margaret Thatcher? For 3 Million you could give everyone in Scotland a shovel, and we could dig a hole so deep we could hand her over to Satan in person.

Willian, Costa, Fabregas and Courtois have been inconsistent to say the least. Mourinho won trophies yes but at what cost?. He does what he always does and that is to burn his bridges wherever he goes. To take a championship winning team to the brink of the relegation zone is appalling who ever the manager is especially when your the self appointed '' Special One''.

If he does get the Man United job more fools them from the outside looking in all the Mourinho apologists will soon realise what a twat the man is. Sell the best players, piss everyone one off from the tea lady to the lady doctor, spend huge amounts on second rate players hello Mr Cuadrado, rely on one player to win you the league but feel free to still slag him off even though if Hazard got injured last Christmas we would have won fuck all we limped over the line as it was. Can't wait for Conte because he accepts players as they are look at Oscar for fuck sake the special one took a potential massive talent into someone who makes James Milner look like Zidane.

Conte could be a special one perhaps you know take a championship winning team into relegation fodder in a matter of months. Or like another Italian manager take a team who just survived relegation and is full of rejects and journeyman and turn them into almost definite champions without spending a fortune and alienating and pissing everyone off he comes in contact with.

Anyone read Viz ? this is a contender for up the arse corner

Hoddle talks in cliches like all football pundits. There's no way he should be in charge of our academy yes he picked us up off the floor in the mid 90's but a Tottenham legend on our board no fucking way. As for him not saying anything stupid how about him saying that people with disabilities are being punished for sins in a former life what a colossal twat. He also dropped Ray Parlour from France 98 because he insisted that they all see a faith healer. When Parlour sat down she said '' What can I do for you? he replied '' short back and sides please". So getting dropped for a light hearted comment and not on your football ability it's (and Glenn will enjoy this) beyond belief.

Just got back the summer and Conte can't come quick enough frankly. One home win under Hiddink is piss poor the defence needs a total clear out on current form all of them should be worried about keeping their place next season.

Conte hasn't got mafia connections has he ?.

Oh god it's Leicester all the way. Spurs will never have a better chance of winning the league you would expect the usual suspects to be stronger next year us included. If Leicester win it fair play to them especially when you consider the dosh they have spent compared to Man City. The only down side is that big eared crisp salesman twat Gary Lineker will be even smugger then before.

I didn't blame anyone just relayed what I've been told. Avram Grant had about as much influence on that team as I have that team was coached by Steve Clarke and run by Terry, Drogba, Ballack etc.

What is less known about the 2008 final now this is not gospel but I have heard it many times from people who have contacts in and around the club. Kalou was down to take the fifth penalty but Terry grabbed the ball off him because he wanted to go down in folklore as the man who secured our first Champions League. Well we all know what happened and who took the sixth penalty and scored yes Kalou.

A team that is pissing their weak domestic league beat a team who are 10th in their weak domestic league.

He almost single handed won us the title last season especially in the last few months. If Hazard had got injured last March there was no way we would have won the league he was the difference and we relied on him and him alone. You don't have to be an expert in body language to see he's unhappy but I believe he's not a lost cause and he might even thrive under Conte if he has better players around him because at the moment he has the likes of the clueless Pedro who might look good against the likes of Newcastle but against opposition like P.S.G. he looks like what he is extremely average.

Another scrambled goal like Demba Ba's will do. It's heart on sleeve time just get stuck into the bastards simple as that.

That may or maybe not be true but it certainly doesn't apply in music try listening to a Julian Lennon or Ziggy Marley album !

It's total bollocks all that F.I.F.A are worried about that if there's a bad decision in a game that it could result in a lawsuit. If there's a offside goal so what fucking live with it this is football where human error is part and parcel of the game. Football is so over anaylsed these days it gets blanket coverage and so every decision good or bad gets massive scrutiny. Let the polite middle class sports of rugby and cricket use these video review systems football should avoid it at all costs.

A 23 year old Cech and a 23 year old Courtois there's a chasm in ability. Cech admittedly played behind a far better defence but he took the place of a world class keeper in Cudicini and in his first season only let in 15 goals. He commanded his area communicated with his back four and was a massive presence. Courtois is a major talent but doesn't command his area and keeps parrying shots towards the goalmouth and can on occasion look very nervy. He's been at fault for most of the goals we have conceded recently and I don't think he should be dropped (yet). But for his first season in English football you can't give him more then six out of ten.

Ted Cruz bad lip reading very funny. I don't know much about him (and I'm not going by this video as it's a piss take) but he comes across as a right slimy bastard. https://youtu.be/v75wCTMZoSY

I'll give him the benefit of the doubt as English isn't his first language but that's a very odd thing to say.

What's Yaya thinking ?. '' I don't believe it they've forgotten my birthday again''. Or ''I wish my soulmate Adebayor was still here he understands me''