Iggy Doonican

There was no conservative tactics because the clueless Avram Grant was in charge. He was known at Portsmouth as the cones and bibs man cos that's all he did set them up. The rumours and i tend to agree with them were that the team was being run by the senior players Ballack,Terry and coached almost totally by Steve Clarke

For you Fritz ze Champions League is over.

The support was superb just like the old days. As for the game well it's not really getting worked up about as to say the players were on the beach was an understatement. I'm surprised they didn't come out wearing speedos and flip flops. Cuadrado he's easier to brush off then dandruff has to be the weakest footballer i've ever seen and is patently not good enough. Anyway '' We won the league, We won the league''.

How old are you mate ten?. I hate all things Liverpool and you and your idiotic rhetoric won't change that. He's the captain and the figurehead of a team i can't stand. Anfield is a bloody awful place to go to watch football and i've been going there and other grounds in England when you were just a glint in the milkman's eye.

You just don't get football culture mate or terrace humour if you like. Holding up some slips signs is just people taking the piss out of Gerrard nothing more nothing less. What has Stephen Gerrard done to us? well he turned us down for one. He was only on the pitch for 40 seconds against Man United so how could he have got a bad reception he spent more time tying up his laces then he did on the pitch.(Maybe you were there cheering on Stevie me) But calling Chelsea fans cunts what is wrong with you mate get a grip.

S What has his hatred of Man United got to do with getting sent off after 40 seconds? it just showed him as someone who can't keep his emotions in check. You really have a thing for him and Liverpool mate did you used to support them?. Any praise of Gerrard on a Chelsea forum leaves a sour taste in the mouth which incidentally was how the DJ must have felt when he was spitting his teeth out all because Stevie Me couldn't play what records he wanted.

Kicking the shit out of a dj and getting off scott free. Backpass for Ba's goal or did that slip your mind?. Leave him alone? this is a football forum not Mumsnet. He's an arrogant twat who by the way has got far fewer goals and medals then Lampard. He got sent off against Man United after 40 seconds and because he did a half hearted apology after the media more or less gave him a free pass. Now if John Terry had done that he would have been making the front pages as well as the back. Costa makes a ambiguous challenge against Liverpool in the eyes of the media he plays for Chelsea against Liverpool therefore he's guilty. And finally Gerrard loves himself so much he probably sends his right hand a valentines card every year.

Ha ha no problem

It's the way you write things mate obviously English isn't your first language and i'm not patronising or taking the piss. It's all a bit cryptic squire is Athens 1971 the Cup Winners Cup Final if it is why don't you say so?

Got to say mate i've no idea what your going on about your posts have me scratching and laughing my head off at the same time. But honestly please keep them coming they really cheer me up.

Fabregas against QPR more or less sealed the title and there relegation. A real win win day.

I told my girlfriend that sex might be more exciting if she got a Brazilian. Now she's fucking a guy called Felipe

FROM NEWSTHUMP WEBSITE. YouGov defends poll which showed Liverpool as clear Premier League winnersPolling organisation YouGov has defended its prediction that Liverpool would win the Premier League by 8 points. YouGov insisted its methodologies were sound and that the fact that the actual result bore no resemblance to their prediction was just ‘an anomaly’. A spokesperson explained, “Polling is an inexact science based on gathering data, analysing it, then pulling conclusions out of our arses.” “We looked very closely at the results up to the end of March 2015 and at that point we felt a prediction of a Liverpool title triumph by at least 8 points was the most likely result.” “People will criticise our analysis, but they didn’t have access to the levels of detailed data that we did.” “The fact that Chelsea have won by such a margin is just one of those things that you can’t predict, no matter how complex your algorithm.” “And anyway, technically Chelsea’s title win was within the margin of error in our prediction. So there.” YouGov predict Liverpool title winLiverpool fans have been left distraught by the Premier League’s result, having believed until just two weeks ago that the title was theirs to lose. Season ticket holder Simon Williams told us, “Chelsea winning the title so clearly is such a shock, I can’t believe they YouGov didn’t predict it. It’s the last time I’ll ever believe a polling organisation.” “At least until they tell me something I want to hear, anyway.”

Excellent my son. And your right i've never seen anyone but bouncers wearing black fight jackets.

Don't read Viz as much as i used to my favourite thing recently was from the spoof letters page. This bloke writes '' Women think men can't multitask, that's not true this morning i had a shit and read the paper''.

My mate is married to a Brazilian some of them are nicknames Pele for instance. I always laugh when i see that geyser who plays for Barcelona Pedro. Is it possible to have a more Spanish name?. It also reminds me of Viz where a full bush is called a barbers floor. And pubes sticking out of a birds knickers is called loose baccy (for our overseas friends that's when you roll a cigarette and there's tobacco sticking out of both ends).

That Claude bloke is alright talks a lot of sense and has passion he's an old school gooner. All those other young shitheads i can't stand. Real JCL's who just hang around so they can show there mates down the Juice Bars of Islington that there on Youtube.

And you would die a virgin if you don't pop your cherry before September

I just read someone calling Liverpool chucking there lead away last season at Palace as Crystanbul. I fucking love that.

Drogba was poor in his first season West Brom at home he was terrible he scored a scruffy goal but missed a hatful i really thought he was going to be a flop. His turning point in his second season was the game at Anfield when we beat Liverpool 4-1 and he destroyed Hypia.

Mickey Droy wearing Ugg boots would be stronger and more mobile then Cuadrado.

No i don't mean you picking faults. I'm saying that anyone Chelsea fan or not would have to be an utter berk to moan when there team has just won the league. If Guardiola comes to City he'll soon find out you can't play expansive football every week. It's funny how Arsenal fans conveniently forget the sort of football they played under George Graham now that was negative and calculated football. Chelsea have some JCL fans can't deny that but in the 90's Arsenal were who the casual fan latched on to. I've met geezers i knew when they were kids who swear there life long Gooners when i know had no interest in football till Wenger took over and they started winning things. Sorry i'm getting off the topic but this vid sums up Arsenal fans up perfectly. https://youtu.be/79QDhBtmDdk

But surely the end justify's the means in both 2010 and 2015. It's churlish to pick faults in a title winning team but it's the 2010 team for me all day long. There were no others in 2010 just us and United. We finished 11 points ahead of Arsenal in third and 16 points ahead of Spurs in fourth

As Osca As Oscar Wilde said the unspeakable chasing the uneatable

FROM NEWSTHUMP. Cameron urges UK to unite against the poor Prime Minister David Cameron returns to Downing Street with a pledge to unite the country against the poor, the old and the sick. “This morning, I return to office with a renewed vigour to lead this great country and unite its people as one against all the ghastly poor people.” “Working together, I feel confident that we will be able to make everyone who is sick, old or poor feel like the abject wasters they truly are.” The Tories were returned to office with a stunning majority after everyone shat themselves about the SNP and Labour’s fictional ‘mishandling of the economy’. Under a Tory Government, poor people face a well-deserved future of food-banks and perilous housing situations, but luckily, under the Tories will pay less tax on the money they don’t earn which is sure to be a comfort. “If these so-called poor people don’t like living in a country that vilifies and hates them,” continued Cameron speaking from a diamond encrusted lectern outside Number 10. “Well, they can just jolly well clear off somewhere that’s willing to tolerate their constant whinging about being hungry and having scurvy. France, probably.” He then entered the official Prime Minister’s residence, stopping only to kick a cleaner up the arse and laugh at her.