Iggy Doonican

Is it possible for someone to be so robotic a real charmless twat. He also has the biggest head i've ever seen it just about fits into the screen. The dugouts are pretty low at the bridge whoever was behind Van Gaal would have had a restricted view.

My biggest bugbear is he's good at tracking back. If you want something that's good at tracking buy a fucking bloodhound.

AAAAAAGGGGHHHH MULLET ALERT

Not if your hairstyle is anything like your avatar. Is that Fabregas photoshopped?

Cheers mate i will ha ha

No it ain't all they need is a photo of the trainers. Not everyone dresses like a tit. https://youtu.be/hzGvwsTPtPY

I went on this clothes website (ASOS) on the trainers section what you get is this. Every single pair some cunt wearing half mast jeans and no socks. Adidas Originals Superstar Trainers£65.00

I would like to moan about this sentence.

You should have told the peelers

More anti Chelsea shit in The Telegraph i can't be bothered posting the link. But at the bottom of the piece it says Do you know that Telegraph Sport has a Chelsea Facebook Page?. My answer is no i didn't but i'd rather stick knitting needles in my eyes then read it.

Nice one F.B. and about fucking time (sorry mate just starting how i mean to go on).

The real David Luis turned up last night as we all knew he would. The one thing that's pissing me off at the moment is that a player is good at tracking back. Was Suarez good at tracking back last night? no because he's allowed to play his natural game. Case in point is Oscar this is a kid who is capable of scoring goals like the one against Juventes. Look at him now he just runs about closing the opposition down and is a shadow of his former self. It's not in any Brazilians D.N.A. to play like that especially one who on his day is as skillful as he is. The same applies to Mata it's a scandal he was let go i don't give a shit how much money we got for him and why was we sold? because he was no good at fucking tracking back. If for arguements sake say that Willian was Mata's replacement then we spent 30 million pound on someone who's good at closing down but rarely beats his man and hardly ever scores. As for selling Schurrle and buying Cuadrado i've heard people saying the jury's out on Cuadrado no it ain't the jury reached a unanimous verdict straight away he's fucking useless. Cuadrado has about as much skill and finesse as Mickey Droy wearing stilettos and should be nicknamed Dandruff because he's so easy to brush off.

Want to hear a joke about construction? Nah, I'm still working on it...

Bristol City used to have a manager called Alan Dicks. The team were going through a bad run and without the slightest bit of irony the fans used to shout ''Dicks Out''.

Those Real Madrid fans tonight all dressed in white they looked like they were watching a Ku Klux Klan meeting

Chelsea away from Stamford Bridge is a no- no for me. First off the new ground would be called something awful like the Vodafone stadium with stands called the Harrods end. Secondly the prices will be eye watering and the only people who will be able to afford them will be middle class tosspots who will just sit and applaud politely if we score. Football used to be like going to a gig all mates singing there heads off and generally fucking about. The atmosphere at some games isn't great and it will be even worse if we get a new stadium it will be like going to the theatre. Chelsea Football Club S.W.6. for 110 years lets keep it that way.

FROM LOFTUS ROAD TO ANYWHERE THEY AIN'T GOT NO SILVERWARE

GO BY TRAIN, GO BY CAR, GO AND LAUGH AT QPR HA HA HA HA HA

Newcastle fans are even worse then scousers. They had a few good seasons about 20 years ago and they believe that they should be challenging for major trophies it's totally delusional. It's a one club town so of course they should sell out every week( but they rarely do). Pardew was doing as well as anyone could under the circumstances especially with Ashley giving him fuck all funds. Newcastle's level is the same as Stoke's and there fans should wake up and accept that's as good as it will get.

Can't understand why people go on other teams forums then post things in Chelsea forums saying have you seen what Man City, Liverpool fans have said about us. Well what do they expect to read it's football not fucking Mumsnet. Football is the most partisan sport in the world and people don't sit on the fence when there talking about opposition clubs and fans. Not the greatest analogy in the world but a football team is like a fart you love your own and hate everyone else's

Firstly i'm only quoting from your mistake but your logic is just wrong. Holders and physically winning something are two different things. 2010 -2015 is five years. So since the 2010- 2011 season and now the title has been won by City and United twice and if we win it that's five titles ergo five years. It's the Grand National on Saturday if last years winner falls at the first but runs next year and wins how many years since it last won the G-N two years.

That makes no sense at all. In March 2010 Man United were champions, we won the league in May 2010. Your the holders of the trophy for a season but you can only win it in one year and that's what counts. So are you saying that we haven't won the champions league for two or three years?,

5 Years

Sorry mate but winning the F.A. cup is in no way going to make them stronger it's a trophy in the cabinet nothing more nothing less. Everyone wants a Reading- Villa final but it ain't gonna happen. I hate Arsenal as much as the next man unfortunately the next man in this case happens to be fucking Liverpool