Unionjack

Next headlines will be Shitty have signed Pjanic and ADL will say no 1 minute to end of Deadline Day over us not paying an extra £1mill

Whether its a road of rorrox or not but at the moment we are currently linked with 4 very good CMs,Seri/Golovin/Jorginho and Kovacic. Any 2 of those alongside N'Golo would give me a party in my pants. What worries me are the links of various to our wee baldy man, Are we actually looking at all these guys BECAUSE of that fact or purely to improve our didfield?

In what way do you think that? IF a manager puts a gelled happy team together then they dont have to be big individuals Thats down to the manager. But if Eden or any other player has one of his days where he goes missing and is all grumpy then we should just be able to stick someone else in and carry on. No team should be reliant on any one player. A player might be of great use to a team but the manager is the one with the foresight to put that team together shirley? And at the end of the day hes the one that gets the blame if the team dont perform well. Not the player.

I dont think for a moment that Sarri is going to have some magic wand and 'just like that; we will be all conquering but what I do hope is he just gives us a different way to play.. When Conte came after those 1st few games that he was still seeing what he had to work with we started paying some absolurly cracking football that I for one loved watching. yjem for various reasons that all concerned played their parts it went tits up. But now hopefully we might just have a chance to start playing some exciting football again Its not gonna happen overnight and theres not a chance of us even competing let alone play exciting football with our current squad. But if we do manage to buy a few who van at least show our powers that be what we could achieve then just maybe it might get us turning a corner on how we do business iin the future. Or I could just be feeling optimistic because I've got bloodshot eyes and drank far too much Jim Beam. I do hope tho that we get some good news today.

With RM APPARENTLY saying they are only looking at him IF the move for Neymar fails with Ronaldo looking like hes off to Juve I hope the Neymar move fails cause there would be floods of tears and screaming tantrums if he buggered off to Shitty wouldn't there? Even if it meant taking £20mill less i'd rather see him in Spain with old Happy face in tow. I just hope the club try to get a good swap for him.

Gotta be able to let off some steam tho mate. Just like of you see siumet that happens on the pitch, we get up and shout holy hell. Nobody is listening and even less cares what we think. But at the time it feels better for having done it. Well it doesn't make me feel any better having whined,winged and pouted about how the clubs disappointing me but its better out than keeping it in.I know I should be used to the constant stream of shite the clubs poured on us over the years but I never do seem to be able to take in any easier.

Got down to this level where fuckin Fulham are 2x faves over us to get him. I'm drowning in sadness and gloom

Dont think he can help mate! Samaritans have stopped taking my calls.

Arf Arf chuckle guffaw titter ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) And I didn't mean Caballero neither

I did think he would jump straight into a top job but looks like Antonio has obviously decided to take the year off. I do still think Sari is coming but I'm just so sorely pissed off by the complete way we are handling or business. Or lack of it. It shows no planning or forethought, no ambition, no faith or pride as a club. I'm just glad Ive got no Leonard Cohen and a bottle of sleepers handy!

Has anyone seen ANY links lately to a Willi replacement?

Its not helped me at all. The mood enhancers only last till the morning then its the same ole nightmare. Like some tortuous Groundhog Day.

Nothing wrong with dreams but I cant see one of those coming with the long shot exception of Alison Also cant see Eden or Willian being her neither.

But Ive read on numerous sites that his yacht is on the Fewnch Riviera. Using some yachy finding aps such as Marine Traffic and VesselFinder show it as on the French Riviera since early May, either off the coast of Antibes or Golfe-Juan, a good 800km from Capri. And before that in the Caribbean. The pictures of it in Cannes was taken last year. But who knows where his helicopter goes lol All the players we are seriously linked to have had representatives of family,friends,agent etc state they are joining us but are waiting for the new manager.

`Principles He doesn't SEEM like the kinda guy that money means fuck all to. But if he feels that the club,players let him down then I can imagine he would stand firm on what he believes in.

What was the big deal? We wanted Sari APPARENTLY. We didnt want Conte APPARENTLY Sari wanted to come here - his club even hired another manager to replace him All we had to fuckin do was to pay ADL £4mill and Contes termination fee, But as usual the club wanted to penny pinch and thats where the problems started. WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!!!!!

I'm sorry but if this was happening at any other club we would be ripping them a new one. Our board must fuckin know the Blue world are all nervous,worried to various degrees about whats not going on yet not one word of comfort, kiss my arse or sod all. It wouldn't take allot. Just say the wheels are in motion. It will all be sorted soon/ Whoever is in charge of our media/public relations should be sacked

No weeds that good bud!

I'm waiting to see IF Sari will try to get him forward more and getting towards the goal. We know he can do it, And knows where the goal is as hes put 2 past Manure. I'd bloomin love it.

Still been our POTY twice so the rest of the lads really must be shite then!

If he just had some proper green he wouldn't need to chainsmoke.

Manchester United’s £100m Move To Break Chelsea Hearts https://www.kickoff.co.uk/86482/manchester-uniteds-100m-move-to-break-chelsea-hearts/ FUCK OFF YOU MANC CUNTS!!!!

Everyone who now for some unknown reason is saying how good Matic was for us and how we miss him blah blah blah should just remember the 16/17 season. 99% on here at one time or another was screaming Blue murder about him For not just 1 reason but for a list. Just go back if youve got some spare time and remind yourselves of just how bad his performances were. He had 1/2 or so of a good season since he came back. OK I Might give some of the problem may be we had Bane and Cahil at the same time but the 3 together was just a joke. I think Matic is a nice lad but if we had bought a better replacement (OR we do so this season - ummmmm) then he wont even be remembered, I dont mind that we sold HIM to Manure but no way I want them to get their filthy Manc hands on Willi.

You know what they say mate. Look at their mums to see how the Mrs will be like!! Luck with yours then I was lucky. My mum in law is a diamond. Bet ADLs was a proper B........uisnesswoman!

And without a bloody great big gap between his legs that lets balls through.