Ollie

His signing on fee would be like 8.5m so this will go to 90-odd million. It's sick but it is happening. Best thing that could happen to yids in truth because he is nowhere near £90m. Tottenham's problems in the last 2 or 3 years have been their lack of depth. With Soldado and another £70m ish, they'll get together a very good team, much more useful than Gareth Bale.

Who? We've signed Izzy and Stipe. They will both play together for our under 12's or whatever then go to league 2 just to try n climb back up again and fail like Danny Cadamarteri and end up at Dundee. Well, we hope not. Good luck whenever you play.

Wouldn't take much to make the shirt look a bit stylish. Ok sure it's not a photoshop masterclass but it would sell more.

Very shocked to hear this. Although he was crap over here, he is a very talented player and he's in his peak. Sometimes things happen that don't make sense. Nobody is safe. Anything can happen at any time whether it's an accident, illness or something else. RIP.

I saw the white shirt properly today and i must say it's lovely. Really, really nice shirt. I really should get it, i'd be mad not to.

Just wanna see a good exciting game. We should win on paper but Inter are Inter and it is pre season. I remember how piss poor we were last year in the states, especially against Milan.

With the players we have, playing Oscar out wide is a huge waste.

Made such an impact so far, i hope he can play well against the big teams we play in the States. That's the real test. Hopefully get a Piazon PSG moment.

Torres probably won't make the Spain squad anyway.

That really is awesome. More atmosphere there than when we have 42,000 in our stadium.

I'd happily pay a fiver a month or so and i bet there are many who would also. I'd set up a direct debit with Jim quite happily. This error is still happening daily for me sometimes.

Watching Monaco (At Leicester, SS1) and just thinking what a disgraceful club. A club that averaged a crowd of 4,000 last season. A club that plays in it's own principality therefore only pay 1% tax compared to 70% the other clubs play. A club that can pretty much make it's own rules and can spend what they want despite being a newly promoted club. The French FA are threatening to kick them out of French football if they don't pay £200m and coincide with their rules and they said they'd join Serie A... i mean seriously what kind of club is this? They should be kicked out of world football. £124m spent, more to come apparently. I hope we knock them out the UCL 14/15, i've waited for these for a decade.

I laughed when we signed him. He's European Champion.

Rooney will be awful next season if he stays there. win win. Can just imagine the headlines when Moyes leaves Rooney on the bench for the first game. I still believe we'll sign someone big completely out of the blue by the time the season starts.

I prefer this years home to last seasons if i'm honest. We should always be blue and white, standard. I've got no problems with any of our kits but i don't see any point getting the black if u have the black with the sky blue from a couple of years ago. The next Chelsea away kit i get would have to be insane and/or a completely different colour for me to get it.

Just done my team, these guys are proper expensive this year. most of my guys so far are a gamble so could fly or could drown lol. I neglected it again last year from around jan so i hope to keep up with it this year.

4:30.

Too expensive, fuck that. I just went to a pub that was selling San Miguel on tap for £4:15 a pint but yeah i'm sure that would be messy. Got a stag do up in Liverpool in 3 weeks where i'll probably be drinking everything known to man so yes i will get hungover then.

Could be a Torres-esque deadline day all over again.

I only mean nominate weekly in your own mind then work out who you think deserves it. I know the amount of stuff these guys need to do lol but we can just make it easier to work out for ourselves.

Was gonna stick a tenner on the Royal Baby being mixed race. Couldn't find the appropriate market.

Fosters, Kronembourg or Carlsberg usually when i'm out. Stick to Ciders if i'm in. Not the strongest beers but surely enough to get me hung over if i had more than 7 without eating anything. Another strange fact about me is that i get sleep paralysis. A really freaky thing where u are half asleep/awake and you cannot move or talk until u break out of it. It's the most fucked up thing ever.

Bournemouth playing Real Madrid atm, there are plenty of streams about in the usual places.

What a stunning goal but now it seems he's gonna be out for a while. I really hope he's ok and it's not too bad. Stunning goal. He really does look like some player. Feruz on...

Lovely finish by the young guy. Nice football so far, KDB will be a star for us.