Ollie

Was that 3rd video necessary?

The first time we ever saw our sexy 2003/2005 white away kit was against Malaysia too right? I still remember the love i felt for that kit when we walked out that day. Come on Chels, show some style and ruthlessness.

He won't. He's said all he needs to say. It's now up to our top dogs to do the work behind the scenes. I just can't see them selling to us.

Well we all know what the shirt is and i'm not gonna buy it anyway. The black with the sky blue top part is the shirt i'll keep wearing for the next few years.

We have a pretty vain team atm i bet lol, i think Eden shades it. Ballack and Carlo from when this vid was taken probably had good shouts.

Watching him in the confed cup i just saw a lazy arsehole who gave precisely nothing to Brazil. And this is Brazil, the country with the greatest technical players, in a nice tournament at the highest level. He can score the most outrageous goals but he goes missing for long periods. He's not 'shit' i mean i'm shit and that's why i'm not worth £40m and getting 100's k a week but for someone who is quoted as being worth so much and on so much, he's not good enough to justify it imo.

Why is this guy so expensive, does he come with extras? Maybe he's a chef, cleaner, physio, scout, banker and player all rolled into 1.

Welcome Izzy. I will struggle to call you that though as i know 2 Izzy's who are female. Welcome Izabelle... i mean Isaiah.

Eva, get them out, Eva, Eva, get them out. Then she lifted her top up.

It was Liverpool's record we over took and that was after drawing with Everton at the end of the 07 season i think. Out record is by far the best in England but in the world, i dunno. Maybe Brazil have a longer one lol.

Actually i don't believe it will be 1-0. I've got a strong feeling for a nice 4-0 win. Lukaku will score at least one.

Have you not seen him? Come on leave the poor guy alone, he's clearly already been punched in the face a few times before. Either that or he fell down that proverbial tree. Either way, it's not nice to add to his pain.

It's always been hard to work out but what i'd say is work out a member of the week then out of the 4, decide who was the best out the 4, easy as pie.

Rooney is also a bit of a Torres fan boy. Maybe we're only bringing Rooney here to try n get the best out of Torres

Looks like Ashley Cole. Anyway i don't believe he's actually kissing the badge, just pretending to to make em happy. Good luck Flo Mo and thanks.

It's a brilliant trait to have indeed lol. Now off for 3rd sesh in 3 days. Supposed to be playing footy tomorrow morning, i'm sure i'll be right as rain haha.

There's too many but if i had to say just 1 name, Chicharito would be on top of my list. Plus Suarez has a protective barrier just below the nose.

I just don't get it. Went on the piss on Thursday, got up at 6 no worries for work. Went on the mega piss last night from work, i only had a bowl of cereal at 6:30am and was drinking from 6pm-1am. Got home at 2, got up at 7:30 feeling fine. By rights, i shoulda thrown up and been very ill today. Next session begins in 5 hours.

Lulic is pretty good too and pretty versatile, plays LM and LB. Saw him in the cup final. You do wonder just how powerful they coulda been if they stayed together. Even Macedonia are not a bad side. Croatia and Serbia have dipped a bit in the last 2 years but now Bosnia are having a Golden era.

I don't get hangovers no matter how much i drink.

AVB won't leave yids for Barca. He may win more trophies and be more successful being at a top team but he can put a real stamp on Tottenham. This may sound weird but i actually believe the Tottenham job is better than the Barca job. Better league, less scrutiny, less pressure, always gonna be in the shadow of Pep and the Barca of 09-12. I don't like Tottenham don't get me wrong but he should stay there.

We don't want to do pretty well, we want to be the best. We need to try and buy the best players for each position, it's as simple as that. I know it's probably not the easiest thing to do but everyone has a price and i know we have the adequate funds. Wish we'd just things done, we need someone in that CM position.

I swear if Rooney comes to us, i will spam that picture aaaaaaaaaaaallll over RedCafe. If fact, nah... i'd become a redcafe member and use it as my Sig. They should see that picture every day.

1-0 to the Chelsea boys. All i need to say.

Yeah, thanks lol. I can annoy so many ppl with this, even if he doesn't come.