Ollie

I've been looking for this picture for almost 10 years.

I smiled when i saw we only beat that shit team 1-0. Jose is back baby.

Ok so basically Jose is a racist. Mata and Luiz would BOTH cost double Wayne Rooney in todays market imo so that's why i know these stories are pure freshly laid bullshit. Mata maybe not his kinda player but neither is Di Maria and Modric. Mata is worth 50m imo. We'll get Rooney and we will create a premier league dream team.

*yawn*

If Jose really liked him, he'd be here now.

It was on ESPN. Was actually 1-0 at half time but then it's like a bunch of amateurs played the 2nd half, was horrible. 7-0

Is anyone watching this Arsenal game? It's absolutely disgusting. What's the point of these retards even playing football? Get a different job ffs.

Wow he's turned into Stewart Downing. Epic. I never realised his season was so shit. (He got into FUT's BBVA TOTS)

Strange intro but welcome to TC. Good luck with your studies.

Everyone uses the 4-2-3-1 now, it's like how everyone used 4-3-3 in 2006. Wonder what the new craze will be. 3-5-2 probably.

Feeling relieved. Finally left Wilkinson after 10 years and start my new job on Monday. Very nervous though, most nervous i've ever felt. This beats the 2 UCL finals we've been at. If i do well, my career could fly. If i do badly, i'm screwed.

Our Norwegians were good for us too. Grodas played in the FA Cup Final in 1997 in goal, Johnson dived for a pen in the last minute to get us past Leicester in what was a really nervy 5th round replay in the same competition, he was a quality CB though, signed from Bayern in the early 90's and we all know about Flo. Oh those goals against Barca and Blackburn Welcome to TC mate, hope you enjoy it here.

Royston Drenthe really fucked up too. Star in the U21 Euro's, went to Real Madrid, now he's at Reading. Wow what a fall

He's 31. You don't need to sign every player for 5 years. There are long term solutions and short term solutions. He'd be perfect for 2 years.

Glad for him, his potential is massive and he's so young, if he develops well, he could be the answer to our pivot worries as he could have 10 years there.

Oh god, the thought of Fulham becoming a good team.... Let's hope he's more like the Venky's guys. QPR, Blackburn, Reading to name just a few have money coming out of their ears, yet.... went down. Let's hope Fulham do the same.

definitely deserves more than even a double facepalm. £60 odd quid for someone who wasn't even here. My god, they should be a tenner max. In fact, they shouldn't even be on sale. They shoulda been taken away as soon as he went to Germany. £60! Looking forward to seeing him this pre season though and trying to make it here. Him and Shirley are the 2 i'm most looking forward to seeing this pre season with Romelu of course. Wanna see a trademark Shirley belter cutting in from the left. I'm sure we'll see a few of them next season. Boy can he strike a clean football.

I'd love him to save a last minute penalty at craven cottage as we hold on to a special Jose 1-0 win like Blackburn away 04/05.

4:15

He blatantly put a transfer request in for us to get him. He must look at us and think about the Belgian influence and the fact that we're looking for a striker. I can tell you now that this boy wants to come here, it's obvious.

Also when we're losing, Rooney and De Rossi will kick someone, resulting in a 3 game ban and a 6 month layoff for the opponent. Would be exciting to see them both come, we'd be the dirtiest team since the old Leeds sides. The dirt of Rooney and De Rossi with the class of Hazard (Who incidentaly kicks ball boys, albeit, Welsh ones so it's ok) and Mata. We'll win the league easy.

Of all the players.... injury my Arse. He's off, 100% he's off. 4 weeks out, just in time for the season. Clever granny shagger.

So now PSG have pretty much sealed Cavani. If you consider than Zlatan played for Jose in 2009, he's 31 which isn't that old when you consider what Drogba did for us at 34 and consider that he always scores goals and becomes the top league scorer every season, that he scores Pens, FK's, beast in the air, scores from any area on the pitch, bullies defenders with his immense power and all this without looking particularly alive in most matches.... Worth an offer now? They won't have him and Cavani, would they? He's played in Italy, France, Spain... Juve just signed Tevez so may not go back there now. Wouldn't he be perfect here for 2 years, maybe 3? I think so. 31 is only old if we're gonna give him a 5 year deal. I used to hate Zlatan i'll be honest, i used to think he was the most over rated player on this planet but his record is actually quite scary. Since i started watching him properly, i understand just how good of a lone striker he really is. For our short term, until Lukaku becomes our main striker, i think to get Zlatan on a 2 year deal would be perfect.

Mandzukic is better anyway but i don't get the unloyalty of Bundesliga players. Dortmund are a great club and owned Bayern in the 11/12 season. They were in the UCL final last season... why would you want out to join Bayern, the rival?