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Good half of football. Torres looks so sharp, such a shame for that touch when he was about to bend it in the far corner but he's certainly back to his normal self in regards to running with the ball and his control. Kalou has once again been the shittest on the pitch, he's a pure shambles of shit footballer and he needs to be outed asap. Mikel has been pretty good, he's finally learnt to pass. Lampard has been pretty good too as has Ramires but where the fuck is the creativity and the threat from wide men? Agree with whoever said we need not 1 but 2 wingers but 1 would be a start. We're so close. Bring on Benny

Big mistake not playing Drogba in a game like this but we all kinda expected this didn't we? It's almost here, 5 minutes! My Prediction.... 1-1

I'd like him to come because i think he's an excellent player and his commitment is second to none, ever for a team yesterday that put him up for a free transfer. Yes he's a nutter but he has mellowed down a tiny bit imo and he can tackle, pass, cross and score goals and i love watching him on twitter lol. He might learn a bit in a top team with players like JT as his captain. And he'll be FREE! Would i accept Joey Barton? Yes i would.

Welcome to TC, One of the greatest ever goals was in that match and i still wish it hadn't been disallowed wrongly for offside lol. Hope you enjoy it here.

1. The Champions : Manchester United 2. Top 4 : Man Utd, Man City, Chelsea, Arsenal 3. Relegated : QPR, Wigan, Norwich 4. Signing of the season : Ashley Young 5. Surprise Manager sacking of the season : Neil Warnock 6. Over-achieving team of the season : Wolves 7. Flop of the season (Team) : Wigan 8. Flop of the season (Player) : Henderson

Real's is boring, it's basically just a plain Liverpool kit. QPR don't have a sponsor on their kit i noticed watching it.

Kinda tough that.

Kalou will never leave, he's destined to retire here and have a testamonial in 2016.

Most people would be better in the French league. That's why pastore went there.

Welcome to TC, enjoy it here.

He'd be better for us than Modric, although i think he was hugely over rated in his first 2 seasons in the prem, he had a great season last year and certainly makes more assists and scores more goals than Modric.

If Modric comes he could be 16 if Lukaku is 14. I remember Robbie Di Matteo wearing that number and he's an absolute ledge.

Which basically means "Josh, Welcome to the first team". This is gonna be his first proper season for us like Wilshere last year for arse. Looking forward to seeing him more often. Hope he plays more than Deco and Veron....

He had a mare yeah and he's not played in pre season so i wouldn't wanna play him anyway. Sturridge will be a miss in a game like this imo especially with our lack of quality out wide. I reckon we'll have enough to get the job done, especially coming off a very good pre season.

Fuck me, even in 2015 you have Kalou. Will we ever lose this guy? Anyway 4 years time i reckon we'd have bought at least another highly priced player by then. He'll be 29 at the start of 14/15 sooo basically if he does stay til retirement, he's still got about 5 years left

Real Madrid wearing red? WTF. They should go back to purple imo. BTW That Marseille kit = OMG! might have that for my Ultimate team tho but jesus christ thats nuts. Always look forward to a Marseille kit lol. Domino's posting last season kits

He knows he'll be a Chelsea player so all is fine. Nice little vid anyway, always good to see whats going on.

6'3'', 13 stone. L should be about perfect. L is a bit big for me but i'm 5'11" - 6 ft and about 12 stone 2. I use medium and it's perfect.

Actually a few ppl make good points here. We came 2nd last season but it was a pretty shit season getting just 71 points and playing some pretty dour football. Points are key and as Kostas said, 80 points would be a very good amount to get to even if we came 4th, it's not for the want of trying. Also in the UCL, Semi's are the aim but it depends who we get and how we get knocked out. If we lose to a team like Barcelona in the round of 16 but battle for our lives and give them one hell of a game, i'll be satisfied with that. Certainly beats getting knocked out with a wimper and completely laying down like we did at home to man utd last season. Our last 2 exits have involved losing 0-1 at home and simply looking overawed by our opponents and the situation of the competition. It's easy writing down little stats and targets but really, it's about a lot more than that. Play with style, lose with dignity, give 100% and love the shirt.

Can't complain at all. Man Utd are Man Utd so you can't expect to win it every year just because we have money. Man Utd can still attract the worlds best. Before Roman came, we were barely even a top 4 side and Man Utd and Arsenal had dominated the top 2 places for ages so to have won the league 3 times in 8 seasons, almost once every 2 years is very good plus the cups. Arsenal aint won anything for 6 years and they can still attract the best players plus they aint skint either. Man Utd haven't won the FA Cup since 2004 so at least we've won everything in domestic football multiple times recently. It's ONLY the lack of Champions League trophy that's missing but 4 semi's and a final is a pretty good effort and we should've won it twice at least (04 and 08).

Nasri would be good for us in the centre of midfield. Not sure why we haven't really tried much to bring him here.

We've only been unlucky in the Champions League. Apart from that, we've done very well since he took over.

I understand that but some people are jumping straight in without even saying well done for the work.

Everyone in the world is transferable except Salomon Kalou it seems.

So England drew 0-0 in all 3 group games, qualified as a best 3rd team (Somehow) and then got knocked out by Nigeria yesterday... Bit like paraguay... Boooooring! Glad we're out tbh.