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What the fuck is that line up all about? Fuck me sideways i like Ferreira but when is the last time he even played and he's not exactly 25 anymore or quick. This is a UCL quarter final. Mikel? Meireles? KALOU!? Oh my fu... meh shit. Gutsy anyway, let's hope is somehow does a job.

Benfica are on a pretty dismal run aren't they. Probably got the right team at the right time. They did knock Liverpool out in 2006 tho, remember Miccoli and Simao scoring great goals at Anfield. I know it's not the same team but they have great European pedigree and a good history.

It is a weird schedule, i checked it n though 'huh'. Burnley and Blackburn play both games close together while ours are like a month apart. They play both legs between both of ours. I think i'll go to the 2nd leg, i'm gonna book my week off work around that time anyway so might as well start with the Friday

The intensity in 12:45pm games is nowhere near what it is in the 7:45pm games tho, i hate early kick offs, the players and the crowd are half a fucking sleep. We shoulda beat Tottenham away tho, we battered them there but missed so many chances. That was a late KO too.

Thiago Silva is out of both legs against Barca so that effectively fucks the tie because he's one of the best defenders around at present and we all know how Barca attack. Look what Arsenal done to Milan and that was with Silva there in just 1 half. For us, i think we're lucky to be playing away first and i'm glad all our defenders seem to be on the top of their games (except Bos of course). I'd take a draw for sure, can't wait now for the game.

We never win at Villa and we aint good enough to win at Arsenal. Oh and we never beat a Dalglish team either. Fulham is tricky, Newcastle at home is tricky, QPR and Blackburn will be fighting, Wigan just won at Anfield and will be fighting. There's not even a glimmer of hope. Tottenham need the mother of all fuck ups to happen to them.

And he's young, got plenty time for UCL i guess. I mean look at Liverpool's awesome signings, Adam, Henderson, Downing, and they aint in the UCL. You don't need to be in the UCL to get the best players.

Like with most things, there is a case to keep him and a case to get rid. But as Roman chose option B in the end, he clearly did it too late. It shoulda been after Wigan or Norwich.

"They'll be in the top 3 again this year" We were very good that day tho, just went badly, badly wrong.

after the first game of the season, Pulis' verdict on us. I think he got it wrong lol.

We can outbid but he'll want CL football. This season's been a mess.

Very good option. Great finisher and ex Manc, be great to get him.

Not just Lucio..... What the fuck actually happened to Inter? At least we weren't that bad when Jose left. Absolutely shocking and most of the players are still there. Never seen a club decline so much. They could go down next season if they aint careful. P.S Del Piero is a legend and he's still got it.

lol at all the ppl who have started voting now

I'd take him

When we drew 1-1 with Barca last time at home, our next match was Arsenal away and we won 4-1. That was also the season that we won the FA Cup after changing manager mid-season. Strange if u ask me.

I don't care how good or how amazing Benitez is or can be or how good a tactician he is (he's not by the way) we do not want him.

Gonna be a real relaxing day because i don't even care that much. We don't want Barca. I know some of you are madly optimistic or living in hope that Milan could actually knock Barca out but come on, we don't really want to get Barcelona, not this season. Would like to meet again in the future but just..., not now. Ok. ANYWAY .... In match terms, i reckon we can go there n win, they aint that good. Fairly average team if you ask me. They are technically good and have a nice blend of players but they aint gonna strike fear into anybody. We'll most likely get through the tie.

There were 2 positives today: 1) We didn't lose 2) Gary Cahill (Like i've stated all along. Future Chelsea captain, he is right now the best English CB bar none) The performance, considering how much was at stake was absolute shit. Unimaginative, blunt, uninspiring, slow, weak, pathetic, just like this whole season has been. UCL is only a dream for next season now. I hope we come 6th now, let Newcastle come 5th and get the pointless extra games and let Benfica KO us out of the UCL, that would be a god-send because Barca would fucking hammer us and i don't want to see that. Just get the FA Cup and start again. Shambles. Can't wait for Bosingwa, Mikel, Kalou, Malouda and Ashley Cole to leave, seriously. We need the revamp of all revamps.

Add Marcelo to my list. Forgot him. Oh and Sergio Ramos, he's petulant and dirty and always giving it n moaning and niggling and getting more cards than Dynamo. ... in fact add De Rossi and the whole Roma squad too. Never liked Roma. I know i hate Arsenal with as much passion as i love Chelsea but outside of our domestic hate, i hate nobody more than AS Roma. Oh and Mascherano damn they're all running off the tongue now! And Evra too damn how can i forget this guy.... shit. I'll make a full list of 1 MILLION soon. Stay tuned

This Tottenham is better, yes. BUT did you watch the reverse fixture at WHL? The 1-1. Ok, the history books say that it was a draw whatever but after the first 10 minutes we thoroughly outplayed them but just couldn't get the winner. We outplayed them when they were at their best and now they aren't so fuck sake just beat them cunts like we always do here. I do fear though that all records are due to end and this record is due to end. It's gonna be a tough day, but i'm sure we'll get through it. We have to. There's no option.

Busquets, Ronaldo, Rooney, Hernandez, Pepe, Alves, Iniesta, Van Persie. Probably more.

It's obviously going to be blue w/ gold. It's obviously gonna be quite nice but it obviously wont be as nice as some mock ups. It's not easy just finding a template tho and putting a Chelsea colour combo on it because Chelsea's home shirt this season doesn't look like anyone elses. Does anyone else actually use our style?

2010/11 - Chelsea 2-1 Tottenham 2009/10 - Chelsea 3-0 Tottenham 2008/09 - Chelsea 1-1 Tottenham 2007/08 - Chelsea 2-0 Tottenham 2006/07 - Chelsea 1-0 Tottenham 2005/06 - Chelsea 2-1 Tottenham 2004/05 - Chelsea 0-0 Tottenham 2003/04 - Chelsea 4-2 Tottenham 2002/03 - Chelsea 1-1 Tottenham 2001/02 - Chelsea 4-0 Tottenham 2000/01 - Chelsea 3-0 Tottenham 1999/00 - Chelsea 1-0 Tottenham 1998/99 - Chelsea 2-0 Tottenham 1997/98 - Chelsea 2-0 Tottenham 1996/97 - Chelsea 3-1 Tottenham 1995/96 - Chelsea 0-0 Tottenham 1994/95 - Chelsea 1-1 Tottenham 1993/94 - Chelsea 4-3 Tottenham 1992/93 - Chelsea 1-1 Tottenham 1991/92 - Chelsea 2-0 Tottenham 1990/91 - Chelsea 3-2 Tottenham 1989/90 - Chelsea 1-2 Tottenham

He already has more league goals than Torres this season.