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He's played almost his whole season out wide really. But those 3 could play anywhere as i said, they can interchange. Switch Torres for Mata then. Torres always drifts over there anyway. Drogba Sturridge - Mata - Torres Lampard - Mikel Drogba is a striker, Torres is a striker, Sturridge is a striker, Kalou is a striker, Mata is an attacking midfielder. 2 ppl will be out of position no matter what.

Looks like pyjamas. Green is so traditional for GK kits but i wasn't expecting everyone to go back to em.

Torres has to play imo, i don't know where but somewhere. Maybe even just play Danny, Torres and Drogba and hope for a good day. Drogba Sturridge - Torres - Mata Lampard - Mikel the 3 behind Drogba can interchange as they all know how to play in the middle or out wide. This could cause Bayern problems if they switch n change. Sturridge is in bad form and Torres & Drogs rarely start together but i think it's an option. I would still never start Kalou. Never.

Our wings are fucked, we have to play through the middle because we simply have no wingers. Worrying that this is only a week away, this could go horribly wrong. Luiz and Cahill STILL are not fit, Malouda and Kalou are geniune options, Essien is a cripple so wouldn't trust him. I couldn't name a starting XI that i could be happy with. We're in trouble.

I reckon Capello will take over, it just seems obvious to me for some reason. I would be happy too. I want Robbie to stay of course but Fab is my preferred option if he does leave.

The new kit will not be worn in the UCL Final obviously.i think we've discovered that after seeing http://www.chelseamegastore.com/stores/chelsea/products/product_browse.aspx?category|category_root|3507=promotions&category|cat_3507|28766=ucl+2012+final+range Anyway i'm still yet to get the new shirt, i will get it soon tho.

At sports direct they had FA Cup final shirts like this which i thought was absolutely appalling. They must really do their homework. I'd definitely wait until after the game to get one of the UCL ones. If you get if from an actual Chelsea shop or the megastore, it will be right however but surely you wouldn't want to get this and then lose. It's only worth getting after a win.

I'm not gonna make this long even tho i really could. The trio of Lampard, Terry and Drogba are leagues ahead of any Chelsea players for me but my favourite player of all time is the Brazilian Ronaldo. Also liked Batistuta a lot.

Welcome to TC. Thought argies would probably like Inter or Napoli or something lol but enjoy your time here. Shame Veron Failed here n Crespo wanted to go back to Italy.

That's a bit of a shock that we're not using that one in Munich. If we win, i may get it. Actually nah... i'll get one of those t-shirts instead. At least i can buy the new shirt now without worry In fact. IF we win it, i'll buy the t-shirt, scarf, ball, fucking everything!

Wont happen, he's a Championship level RB imo. We need to target premiership success and UCL, we aint Liverpool.

We need to raid Bilbao, seriously. Their youngsters may have been taught a clinical lesson today but their youngsters are wonderful to watch. Experience won today but Bilbao played some really nice football.

Finished 1-0 but 4-1 to us on agg. Was a crap game in truth, knowing you are 4-0 up just makes the 2nd leg too easy.

Courtois is too good to be a number 2. Maybe we should just cash in without him even playing for us lol (joke). Petr Cech will be our number 1 for like the next 5 years at least. Courtois was excellent from what i saw of the EL Final. Unless we take a gamble like Mancini did when it was Joe Hart vs Shay Given. Such a hard call to make because Cech aint even 30 yet (turns 30 the day after the UCL Final). Cech has been back to his fantastic best in the big games this season. Maybe loan Courtois to the prem for the next couple of years and then bring him in. He's a great GK.

I already posted a link. Performance has been subdued, it seems we can easily break through if we play the right ball but the tempo just aint there but i reckon we'll sort it out in the 2nd half and we'll see the real Chelsea. The attacking has been non existent until like the last 10 mins. Piazon is the one bright spark. Looks the bizo.

it's always nice to win a trophy no matter what the circumstances are. We can't even win half our premiership games this season which is one hell of a shocking season but to get to the UCL final and win the FA Cup no matter what happens now is a really good achievement. If we win the UCL, nodody will even care about the league season but if we lose, we'll talk about how shit the season is. We have won a trophy at the end of the day, Man Utd and Arsenal and Tottenham aint gonna win fuck all. Also, Man Utd, Man City, Tottenham and Liverpool have all played in the Europa League. If it happens, it happens. Life and CFC goes on.

Yeah that was weird, they showed our semi 1st leg but that's it. I know why i reckon.... They wanted to see Fergies next group of amazing young talent destroy Chelsea at the amazing theatre of dreams and they wanted everyone watch it happen. Fail. Lets repeat 2010 by winning both FA Cups. Maybe this year we may even add the women to that list. Now that's epic. Looking forward to this game actually, stream http://www.firstrowsports.eu/watch/81471/1/watch-chelsea-tv.html Mon the Blues. Thrash them!

The UEL could be fun. Some teams we wouldn't have played before and a real chance for the youngsters to gain experience. Could be a good thing for the future like a blessing in disguise. A stepping stone for greater things.

Will 4-4-2 actually hurt now, seriously. Play Lukaku and Torres. Play Piazon and Feruz too, they deserve it big time. Play Chalobah, these are our real future and i reckon they are nearly up for being in the squad. What's the worst that can happen, enjoy the game ffs.

Bald Cunt Syndrome apparently.

Jonjo 'pikey' Shelvey and Henderson scored in the same game and Downing 'syndrome' hit the bar and missed a pen. That's when you know you team has been not just shit but shitter than diarrhoea.

I actually thought we'd win even with that team. I saw absolutely nothing in the bin raiders XI to worry me at all. Meh... move on time. We better get them back next season, they've done the double over us 3 times in 4 seasons. A great stat for Sloth there...

Everyone has shockers, just thankfully it happened when it didn't matter so much. Never seen him play worse tho i must say. Nutmegged 3 times, left for dead 4 or 5 times, slips over and lets Henderson go clean through... Day to forget for the leader. Good to get that kinda performance out of the way although shame it was there.

Welcome to TC, i think Valencia are probably my favourite spanish team. Used to be Barca in the 90's but hate them now like you probably do. I was at the Chelsea - Valencia UCL quarter final 1st leg in 2007 and your fans were great. Took control of the slug n lettuce pub i remember, was quite fun. The only shit to come out of your team is Rafa Benitez but then he's probably a bit of a god there tbh lol and rightly so (puke). Hope you enjoy it here anyway. Adios.

Think of RVP's 2nd goal against us in the 5-3. There you go.