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And he's Brazilian, can interact with lots of our players. He'll love it here. There's not one bad thing about this move.

Sam was just a cock with the most crazy arguments. Voted for him but i don't want him to feel proud with winning an award like this.

Voted CarefreeChronic originally so i'll stick to my choice. Was always putting interesting stuff here, i'm sure he'll be back with another one some time.

'Attacking' Xavi and Iniesta aren't better in that sense either. In fact i don't even think Silva is either. I would rate Hulk very highly in the 'attackers' sense and as a RM/RW i'd rate him in the top 4 or 5. He is class.

He's big, quick, strong, intimidating, scores goals.... he's like the perfect player for us. I soooo hope this can get done. We might be 6th and Europa League bound but we are in a UCL final and we have made such an impact since 2003 that we can still sign the worlds best. And we still have an owner with a nice few quid to pay nice wages. Hulk or ... Givanildo is a BEAST! If we do end up in the Europa, we'll need to try n get Falcao too, he's the UEL Master.

Looks awful from the pic, especially with the white logo, badge & sponsor. Hope it looks better somewhere else.

Anyone been watching SSN this morning? Apparently the Ukrainians are all planning to kick our heads in. There's a special report at 7:30 tonight. They said that they see English, Polish and Russians as the toughest hooligans and they want to compete against the best and if anyone is in Donetsk (where we play 2 of our games) with England flags, shirts or anything else England related, they will remove it with force as it's their territory. They still think we are what we are from the 70's n 80's... fucking idiots. http://www.skysports...7742757,00.html Thank fuck i'm staying at home.

Anyone see the Arsenal goals? The WBA keeper Fulop, standing in for Foster gave them every single one, sickening. If Foster had played, Arsenal would've came 4th and we coula fucked em over next weekend. Horrified after watching that. It was bad enough knowing they got 3rd but like this? Just bollocks.

Might as well get the Chelsea shirt now.... man i'm so happy. I threw about £100 worth of bets around so to save my arse and be £300 up this weekend is just the greatest feeling, absolutely unbelievable. And yeah, it went from a smile, to a laugh, to a ROFLMFAO! was epic. EPIC DAY! Meh i love football.

Wow... it seems to be actually happening.

Winning £393.13 on the football tonight. And the faces of the Man Utd fans when Aguero scored.

YES YES YES YES YES!!!!

If this is fake or incorrect, i will be pretty pissed off. If we're to compete with City, we need players of this calibre and we need to spend big like city are doing. Surely tho if it's true, someone would've made news about it here, no? Seems too good to be true.

Crazy reading here. First of all, well done Man City for helping stop the boring, tedious, long winded success of Man Utd. It's been too fucking long, especially for me who was born the same year Ferguson took over. My whole life has been Man Utd this, Man Utd that, bluh, bluh, bluh...zzzzzz 2012 = Manchester United trophyless. Time for change. We did something similar in 2005 and then we won it again is 2006 and 2010 as well as winning a host of other domestic silverware. Even now, as of today the 13th May 2012 we've won the FA Cup and are in the Champions League final so despite having a pretty miserable league season, the success is still ongoing here and it will carry on. Our owner has money too ya know. We've won a lot of shit in the last decade and are only 90 minutes away from possibly getting the holy grail, the Uefa Champions League and tbh if we win that, i don't give a shit about anything else, especially not Manchester fucking City. It was only a matter of time Manchester City winning the league, and it's happened today in dramatic circumstances. If they fucked up now, he'd spend another £100m and try again so it would come. I must admit even on 91 minutes, i thought they'd win. Something just told me that this is Man City's time somehow. The looks of those Man Utd fans was priceless when the goal went in, they showed it on Sky from the ecstasy to the agony. Look at this Man City team and look how they have struggled tho. They were lucky today and with all the great players they have, they shoulda won the league ages ago. In 2005, we pissed it with like 3 games left or something, was easy. They've been shit for 2 months and i think that there are problems there, i'd not get upset about them winning the league with the shittest competition on goal difference. We shouldn't read into Man City dominating for years and years. We should just wait and see what happens because nobody really knows. If they spend another £100000m then so be-it, what can we do? Fuck all really. We just have to focus on us, hopefully we can buy players that are good enough to take us back to the next level. Look at Man Utd... they don't even have a great CM or a good defence but they stick in there. We need to go back to being hard to beat and i'm sure we will. I reckon we now have the best defence in the league. If we can inherit 1 or 2 world class players on the wing or in midfield, we will compete. We aint far away. 6th looks bad but that's because of the disruption of earlier in the season with AVB but that's over now. Time for us to forget those horrible few months from October - January and move the club forward again. It does not get bigger than the UCL. If we land that, we'll be huge next season. We'll attract the worlds best. The difference between coming 6th and being in the Europa League to winning the Champions League is so big, there isn't a word big enough to describe it. Fuck City, Utd, Arsenal, Liverpool, Spurs..... We win next Saturday, it's all about Chelsea.

The quality is shit for every stream. Why do ppl but shit slow streams up that stop and freeze every 3 seconds? Pisses me off so much. I'll just watch the city game and see scores pop up.

I'm sorry but if we think we smashed QPR, that's nothing compared to what Man City may do to them here. I can a Chelsea - Wigan moment. It might even be 10, seriously.

I dare not say things like that because it can come back and bite hard. I know a lot about Gomez but at the end of the day he did score the winner against Real Madrid altho it did kinda hit him and go in. He does score against shit, he doesn't score in big games and he is hugely over rated but there is no reason he can't score a couple against us. Paper is different to the real thing.

Will there even be a stream? I doubt it. There are lots of games with something on it, i doubt anyone will show us.

Ok so what do you expect today? I know what i want to happen but it's gonna be very far from what will happen unfortunately. 1) I want Man City to fuck up just because it will be hilarious. I prefer City to win it in general but honestly if they don't win, i will laugh like i've never laughed before. Man City will 100% win the game tho today. I'd put all my money and my savings on it if i had the bottle. 2) I want Arsenal to lose and come 5th. I want Yids and Geordie boys both to win and get Arsenal crying, it would be great. In an ideal scenario i'd like to see Arsenal come 4th and us win the Champions League but there's obviously no guarantee that we'll win next saturday so lets just get em out now. If they got 5th today, some of my own personal Munich pressure will be lifted somewhat. Arsenal and Tottenham will win tho therefore Arsenal will come 3rd :-( 3) I want QPR down because to be honest in this year they've been back, they've been annoying. For all they have spent and the players they've gone and brought in, especially Zamora and Hughes who left Fulham for a club with more money and ambition, just :lol: if they go down now. That would be hilarious. Really need Bolton to win, i quite like Bolton too so come on you trotters! I think Q.P.Ha going down is probably too good to be true tho and Bolton will fail to beat Stoke at the Brittania. Good bye Bolton. Hopefully we put on a good display for our fans today and unleash some youngsters. Another Torres hat-trick will be nice and a good performance from Danny is mega needed. Hope Hutch and Piazon get some game time too. Looking forward to our game for some reason but will keep tabs on the City game and Bolton.

I said 'Robbery' meaning both.

That will seem a bit weird. The 11th minute comes, everybody applauds the legend whilst chanting his name and the TV screen says "Thank you Didier" and he realises what's going on and says, "WTF, am i leaving?" I think this is not a good thing to do until it is 100% confirmed that he is going. He may be 34 but he's still the best lone striker in the business. Should carry on until Lukaku is ready. We can't continue lumping high balls to Torres. If he goes, we need a complete change of style unless we sign someone like Llorente to replace him for a few years until Romelu develops.

For Kalou to do what he did after JT missed in Moscow, the biggest pressure kick he will ever take in his life, to just casually stroke the ball into the top corner putting EVDS the wrong way deserves a lot of credit imo. I have seen his last few pens, they have all gone the same way and if he keeps putting it there, the keeper wont save many there. He's a good penalty taker for sure. I've never questioned Kalou's commitment or confidence but in a UCL final, i would simply be worried that he's not good enough in the position he plays, he's certainly not a winger. He could probably do a relatively decent job behind the front man but taking on LB's or RB's simply doesn't work for him. I don't remember him ever doing a mazy dribble past 2 or 3 defenders down the wing. Duff and Robben were wingers, what we have now ain't and are still being used out of position quite horribly. I think we went from 4-3-3 to 4-2-3-1 to kind of narrow it a bit so these guys aren't too far out wide and lost and altho i think its worked pretty well, i like to see more quality players in the 3 behind the striker. Lampard and Mikel works as a slightly deeper duo, that's fine. Torres... still not looking like he's gonna score 20 a season but still shows wonderful technique with a football, can dribble, runs back a lot and generally does come deep. The Fernando Torres of today imo is perfect as a second striker or a man in the free role. Him and Mata somewhere behind Drogba would be devastating imo, just a shame it can't be used or isn't being used as much. Against that Munich defence that could be put out against us, that would inevitably cause a lot of problems. For the UCL Final we could even go as far as using this. Not a 4-2-3-1 but a 4-3-2-1. We don't have wingers, whatever anyone says we DO NOT have a proper genuine winger at the club. This is a possible option. It may look like Essien is out wide but he's not, it's a bit like how he played with Lamps and Maka in 2006 which dominated many teams. The 3 will be narrow, we may get done out wide but i think there's more chance of causing their makeshift defence a few problems. The worry is defending 'Robbery' if we are focussing more on the middle but in a 4-2-3-1 there's actually less chance as in a 4-3-2-1 there can be more defensive power with 7 back and then 3 brilliant players going forward. A 3 of Drogba, Mata and Torres can be just as deadly on paper, maybe even more deadly that their front 3. Worth a shot? Drogba Mata - Torres Lampard - Mikel - Essien

Must've thoroughly enjoyed his trip

A loss is a loss granted but 5-2, in a final, with their best team? wow.... we can all debate if this will be bad for us or not but i think it can only be good for us surely. If Bayern won 5-2 we'd all be laying bricks in the toilet but now they've lost and in style, their heads will have gone down slightly and ours lifted big time. This is a fantastic result for us. It doesn't mean we will win the final but it certainly gives us more confidence and therefore imo more chance. They have no chance to bounce back and get themselves in top form for the final now, the final will be on the back of a hammering in a cup final. Love it. Dortmund have always been my favourite team in Germany, have an old shirt of theirs too from '97 ish. Dortmund now beat Bayern 3 times this season.

Like there's a better option. Ok no fuck it, lets play Kalou and Malouda, then we'll surely win the UCL ....