ChelseasMessiah

What, we were playing tiki-taka in the second half were we? We were losing the game, and the possession before the set piece. Then we changed our tactics to route one.

Great cameo by Mikel, he was harshly benched but came on helped us dominate their desperate midfield.

The machine. Simply put, Man of the Match.

Take a bow son. He was in his element when he came on. Long ball after long ball, he was trapping them for fun.

No goals, but held up the ball well. But Ba fits route one football better. could be a good plan B option.

You could see he was mentally troubled after that blunder. Sadly, I think we need to let him go.

Great second half from Mata. He actually suited our route 1 football in the second half.

Double.

I think we should hoof it in the away game against them as well. They can't contain us. Well done Ba, Torres and Ramires. Our best players tonight.

We're playing proper route 1 football now with Ba. It's not pretty but I want the fucking 3 points.

They have saved us today, let's hold on to it now.

FUck yes! Another set piece.

FUck yes! Another set piece.

Set pieces have been saving us for quite a few games this season. Let's get the fucking win now.

Great, our midfield can't get nowhere near the ball now. They're like a bunch of court jesters running about in circles.

Oscar and Hazard were doing well, what fucked up our game plan was Essien's gift. Now we've got an immobile pensioner who for some reason can't sit out despite being useless all season.

What a hunk of shit from Mourinho. He's completely insane now. I hope Oscar isn't seriously injured.

He's known for his heading ability isn't he? He wouldn't have reached that ball.

That's what he implied.

You're right about that.

Thank fuck Lampard is on the bench. For once!

Have you not seen the quotes from his interview last week? He basically said he's not at Chelsea to be a passenger to not be playing or being on the bench. He also said the only thing that will change when he gets older is that he'll play deeper, implying he's planning to stay for another few seasons.

What you are talking about?

I for one hope to fuck he has nothing to do with this game today. He's been horrendous 95% of the season so far.

Watching our boys at Vitesse until our game, Piazon just got an assist. If they keep this up, they'll remain top of the league - I think.