Eidur the Spider

No need to explain. Legend!!

Frank is a legend and nothing he can do (within reason) will make me hate him or go stupidly calling him Judas. We were our own worst enemy today, lethargic performance. Frank was class at the end and for not celebrating. Just lay off us in the future mate? Good point. On we go.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA.....Man Utd are back are they?!! Oh deary me the tower headed dutchman must have a 'philosophy' for such defeats.

Frank Lampard scores a 30 yard screamer of an Own Goal in the closing seconds of the game to hand the Chels victory, then proceeds to unveil a Chelsea shirt underneath his city one....and then I wake up.

Hey Liverpool, when's the title challenge gonna start?! Didums. The Liverpool wankfest will always continue with punditry and commentary but that just makes games like this even sweeter. HAHAHA

Fantastic game imo. Defensively he was very responsible and was the only one to go to attacking players if they ran at our defence. The crossing was fantastic too. Well worth the wait to see

Huge game. Hopefully we defend a LOT better. I'd play: Courtois Ivanovic Terry Cahill Luis Matic Ramires Hazard Fabregas Willian Costa - Picked Willian due to his work rate, Fabregas higher up due to his ability to unlock defences but also due to him being caught out of position if he played deeper. Could also switch to 4-3-3 if need be.

Was excellent when he finally got on. Didn't realise how well he could do out wide as a support striker. Good on ya buddy, hopefully tonight a lesson has been learned. Drogba on for last 20, never ever Remy. He has too much to offer.

3rd choice striker, shouldn't be starting games. Starting him in these sorts of games will ruin his legacy quicker than anything, you need to be smart and use him at the right times. Sadly he isn't the player he was but we all knew that and so did Jose, surely. Head scratching all round that he started and even more for not coming off sooner. Mourinho needs to be ruthless as he has been in the past, when a player is playing that badly, regardless of their club status, they have to come off.

Positives: Filipe Luis was OUTSTANDING. Glad he got his chance to shine. MOTM.Hazard was awesome. As was Willian at points. Fabregas' passing is great as always.Ivanovic. Great going forward.Negatives: Didier Drogba should not start games. End of.Defence was weak, what's with all of the standing off these days?! I felt like I was watching a re-run of Arsenal last night at times.Subs: Why in the fuck do you bring Oscar on?! He adds nothing to these sorts of situations and this isn't just me criticising him, its the decision I have a problem with. Drogba should have come off at half time. Remy needed minutes and looked a threat but it was too lateToo much like last seasons basel game. We'll bounce back.

Remy for Drogba. Ivanovic and Hazard have been sublime!

Filipe Luis starts?! HUZZAH! Can't wait to see him play!

Work done. Game day!!!!!!!!!!

Great header from Hernandez. Didn't see that coming. Really like how Hull City have set up and played. Hope they get the win!

Impressed with that Robertson chap for Hull. Dawson looking good in possession.

Rio Ferdinand with a 'tell all' book that only the likes of Peter Andre and Katie Price would be proud of if the excerpts are anything to go by. Disrespectful bellend, as always. The tweeting camel needs to fuck off.

Martin Tyler saying 'WOW' to Di Maria's cross/goal was hilarious. I didn't ever hear him say that when Frank and others did it multiple times.... They are all going to get carried away with this and good luck to them. But today all I saw was an average team beating a very poor side. This result will paper over the cracks. Johnny Evans and Blackett and the likes in their defence, its just a matter of time. I don't really hate Man Utd, never really have, that sort of emotion is reserved for Liverpool, but the media bias has always been embarrassing and I fear it's getting to those levels again with Van Gaal's 'philosophy' and his new stars. Let them ride this wave and then come crashing down when quality is presented before them. Costa vs Evans....I can't wait.

QPR might as well have gone home. Pitiful display. I'm sure the media will be wanking over this Man Utd/Van Gaal masterclass but the opposition are shameful.

I, personally would go all Alan Partridge for the next sponsor, and like his 'deep bath' radio segment, Chelsea will be brought to you by....Dettol.

Just watched the goals on MOTD and I have to say I am in awe of the man. He is honestly like a breath of fresh air, his movement, especially for the hat trick goal was amazing, was watching him as Rambo aimed to shoot and he was alive, while our previous strikers were on life support in comparison. An absolute joy to watch. I remember watching Hernan Crespo a few years back away at Spurs, and I was pretty high up, so I could see all the movement, seeing Costa reminded me of that day and that's fantastic. The commentator on MOTD said it best: 'He scores out of nowhere'. The deadliest of strikers. Overjoyed.

Ha. Liverpool.

Cannot wait for this one!! The Champions League is nearly back! Diego Costa to enter beast mode.