Eidur the Spider

Positives: Filipe Luis was OUTSTANDING. Glad he got his chance to shine. MOTM.Hazard was awesome. As was Willian at points. Fabregas' passing is great as always.Ivanovic. Great going forward.Negatives: Didier Drogba should not start games. End of.Defence was weak, what's with all of the standing off these days?! I felt like I was watching a re-run of Arsenal last night at times.Subs: Why in the fuck do you bring Oscar on?! He adds nothing to these sorts of situations and this isn't just me criticising him, its the decision I have a problem with. Drogba should have come off at half time. Remy needed minutes and looked a threat but it was too lateToo much like last seasons basel game. We'll bounce back.

Remy for Drogba. Ivanovic and Hazard have been sublime!

Filipe Luis starts?! HUZZAH! Can't wait to see him play!

Work done. Game day!!!!!!!!!!

Great header from Hernandez. Didn't see that coming. Really like how Hull City have set up and played. Hope they get the win!

Impressed with that Robertson chap for Hull. Dawson looking good in possession.

Rio Ferdinand with a 'tell all' book that only the likes of Peter Andre and Katie Price would be proud of if the excerpts are anything to go by. Disrespectful bellend, as always. The tweeting camel needs to fuck off.

Martin Tyler saying 'WOW' to Di Maria's cross/goal was hilarious. I didn't ever hear him say that when Frank and others did it multiple times.... They are all going to get carried away with this and good luck to them. But today all I saw was an average team beating a very poor side. This result will paper over the cracks. Johnny Evans and Blackett and the likes in their defence, its just a matter of time. I don't really hate Man Utd, never really have, that sort of emotion is reserved for Liverpool, but the media bias has always been embarrassing and I fear it's getting to those levels again with Van Gaal's 'philosophy' and his new stars. Let them ride this wave and then come crashing down when quality is presented before them. Costa vs Evans....I can't wait.

QPR might as well have gone home. Pitiful display. I'm sure the media will be wanking over this Man Utd/Van Gaal masterclass but the opposition are shameful.

I, personally would go all Alan Partridge for the next sponsor, and like his 'deep bath' radio segment, Chelsea will be brought to you by....Dettol.

Just watched the goals on MOTD and I have to say I am in awe of the man. He is honestly like a breath of fresh air, his movement, especially for the hat trick goal was amazing, was watching him as Rambo aimed to shoot and he was alive, while our previous strikers were on life support in comparison. An absolute joy to watch. I remember watching Hernan Crespo a few years back away at Spurs, and I was pretty high up, so I could see all the movement, seeing Costa reminded me of that day and that's fantastic. The commentator on MOTD said it best: 'He scores out of nowhere'. The deadliest of strikers. Overjoyed.

Ha. Liverpool.

Cannot wait for this one!! The Champions League is nearly back! Diego Costa to enter beast mode.

Strikers scoring.....I need to lie down.

Gary Lineker @GaryLineker · 47m Diego Costa is a beast of a centre forward! Yes. Yes he fucking is!!!!!

THE BEAST STARTS! YEEEEEEEES!

Great news! Congrats Tibo! Now become the next club legend

John Terry has been involved in a charity event to commemorate 9/11. Cahill was there too! Legends!

It's a great feeling being a Chelsea fan. Panic buys....mental money being sprayed around and we are sitting here like....

No 'arry Redknapp 't'riffic' filled car window banter?! I DEMAND REPARATIONS!!

TORRES OUT. REMY IN.

Yay! Good luck Loic! :blue scalf: :blue scalf: :blue scalf: :blue scalf: :blue scalf:

Remy would probably be offered more first-team football at Arsenal but Chelsea are confident he will join them (Telegraph) #CFC #AFC