Eidur the Spider

HAHA ARSENAL 3-0 DOWN!

Centre half at right back basically. Filipe and Dave should be our fullbacks. Move Brana to the centre as cover for Cahill who is struggling. Sorted.

Great cameo, should be our starting left back. End of.

CECH AZPI ZOUMA TERRY FILIPE LUIS MIKEL FABREGAS SCHURRLE OSCAR SALAH LOIC REMY Lets start with our best fullbacks hmm? Also Fabregas might as well play seeing as he misses the Hull game.

This NEEDS to be a wake up call. 1. Branislav Ivanovic is NOT. REPEAT NOT a full back. Cesar and Filipe (further proved by his performance at the end) should be our starting pair with Brana moving into centre half where I feel he's best. 2. Play Remy. 3. Mikel played fucking well despite the result. 4. Drogba has proven to be a great signing. 5. Intricate passing along the penalty box will not create goals against these sides, we looked threatening when we started to lump balls in. Back in Mourinho's first spell we had that plan B and used it well, we still have it with the re-signing of Drog but are not using it enough. 6. ROTATE ROTATE ROTATE. I have had a shit week and this just tops it. I'm not saying Mourinho out or anything daft, we just need to learn. COME THE FUCK ON YOU BLUES!! Still top!

Taylor sent off.

Fabregas out of the game I'm going to. FUCKING GREAT.

Remy would give us something different. Sort it out.

Too intricate. We NEED to pick up the pace.

Get Diego off. Remy on.

Dreadful defending, WHY DO WE KEEP BACKING OFF?!?!?!/

Better get the Man City shirt out then? Ridiculous post.

Mixed bag of a first half. Costa hasn't been quite at it, lots of dilly dallying, selfish moments from all our front four. I'd get Schurrle on at half time for a bit more of a direct threat, probably for Willian. Hoping this isn't one of those games where we pay for not taking advantage of a good start.

Good save Tibo

Great pass by Tiote HAHA.

Gorgeous football here. Fabregas pulling the strings.

Hazard gliding across the pitch. The man is awesome.

So close from Willian. Hazard looks in the mood!!

COME ON CHELSEA LETS SMASH THESE NORTHERN BARCODES! :blue scalf: :blue scalf: :blue scalf: :blue scalf:

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW SHUCKY DUCKY QUACK QUACK WE BEAT THE SPUDS AGAIN! Well in boys! King Drog! :blue scalf: :blue scalf: :blue scalf: :blue scalf: Loic cameo Hazard genius. Well played everyone, on to Newcastle!!

Branislav Ivanovic's touch map from the first half. Winger!

Let's just wait for the performance/result before 'Jose out' 'I wish so and so was playing' 'I wish so and so was the manager' talk.

Need squad rotation? Send for the man..... .......THE TINKERMAN!