Eidur the Spider

Get Diego off. Remy on.

Dreadful defending, WHY DO WE KEEP BACKING OFF?!?!?!/

Better get the Man City shirt out then? Ridiculous post.

Mixed bag of a first half. Costa hasn't been quite at it, lots of dilly dallying, selfish moments from all our front four. I'd get Schurrle on at half time for a bit more of a direct threat, probably for Willian. Hoping this isn't one of those games where we pay for not taking advantage of a good start.

Good save Tibo

Great pass by Tiote HAHA.

Gorgeous football here. Fabregas pulling the strings.

Hazard gliding across the pitch. The man is awesome.

So close from Willian. Hazard looks in the mood!!

COME ON CHELSEA LETS SMASH THESE NORTHERN BARCODES! :blue scalf: :blue scalf: :blue scalf: :blue scalf:

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW SHUCKY DUCKY QUACK QUACK WE BEAT THE SPUDS AGAIN! Well in boys! King Drog! :blue scalf: :blue scalf: :blue scalf: :blue scalf: Loic cameo Hazard genius. Well played everyone, on to Newcastle!!

Branislav Ivanovic's touch map from the first half. Winger!

Let's just wait for the performance/result before 'Jose out' 'I wish so and so was playing' 'I wish so and so was the manager' talk.

Need squad rotation? Send for the man..... .......THE TINKERMAN!

Chelsea line-up v Spurs: Courtois; Ivanovic, Cahill, Terry ©, Azpilicueta; Matic, Fabregas; Willian, Oscar, Hazard; Drogba. #CFC

I was waiting for one of them to ask Jose if he'd seen Emmerdale recently. Absolute mongoloids the lot of them.

Jose Mourinho says playing Spurs is a big game against one of the top teams and it is derby he likes. #CFC Jose says past records against Spurs are not important now and he doesn't talk to the players about it. #CFC Jose reports there have been no offers from other clubs for Petr Cech. #CFC Jose says the easiest way for people in football to deal with the Christmas fixtures is think what they are giving to the people. #CFC Jose reports no fresh injuries going in to the Spurs game. #CFC Jose says with Diego Costa suspended, he trusts Didier Drogba and Loic Remy in the same way he trusts Diego Costa. #CFC Horrendous questions. Including one about women's football, what the hell has that got to do with anything?! Jose seemed in a bad mood, made even worse by shitty Lampard questions trying to get a rise out of him.

Matt Le Tissier @mattletiss7 · 15h15 hours agoIs no one noticing john o shea having 2 kicks at costa before he reacts? @BBCMOTD watch it again and see john o sheas right foot after he attempts first tackle. If im not mistaken he takes a swipe at costa Costa shouldnt have reacted but why does o shea get away with a blatant kick at him with the ball gone Well said Le Tiss.

Shevchenko up front for me. No brainer

1. I fucking hate Sunderland. Anti-football. 2. We were VERY poor today. No pace, no idea, no nothing. 3. We need to rotate our squad. 4. Well played Matic. Fuck sake, lets batter the spuds in mid-week!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Unbeaten still. Up the blues!! :blue scalf: :blue scalf: :blue scalf: :blue scalf: :blue scalf: :blue scalf:

Sunderland are just atrocious. Is that football? I know we have to 'break them down' and 'beat whats in front of us' and they are only 'playing to their means' but fuck me would they show something. Cheering throw ins and clearances after 20 minutes is ridiculous. Get out of the league and take Tarrico with you. COME THE FUCK ON CHELSEA, BEAT THESE MUGS.

SAFC: Pantilimon, Vergini, Reveillere, Brown, O'Shea ©, Larsson, Johnson, Cattermole, Rodwell, Wickham, Fletcher.