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Team to play Sunderland: Courtois; Ivanovic, Cahill, Terry ©, Azpilicueta; Matic, Fabregas; Willian, Oscar, Hazard; Diego Costa. #CFC

This guy is absolute class personified. The vision of this dude is so unreal it surprises me every game I watch. Tonight Schalke didn't stand a chance with those pin-point passes/crosses all throughout the game. I am so damn chuffed he's here. What a bloody signing. Keep it up Fabrepass!! :blue scalf: :blue scalf:

The complete performance!! Fabregas pulling the strings DAT Drogba cameo Matic and Costa beasting Hazard causing mayhem Out-fecking-standing performance. LOVE THIS TEAM!! :blue scalf: :blue scalf: :blue scalf: :blue scalf: :blue scalf: :blue scalf:

Done and dusted at half time. Orgasmic football at times! YEEEEEES!!

Chelsea FC @chelseafc · 31s31 seconds ago Chelsea line-up v Schalke: Courtois; Ivanovic, Cahill, Terry ©, Azpilicueta; Matic, Fabregas; Willian, Oscar, Hazard; Diego Costa. #CFC

No surprises there, if the bin dipper got called on saying that he'd probably just go #justiceforthe96 and all will be forgiven.

Dear Liverpool, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. From talkchelsea.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sioqXo6iRMU

Arsenal: All style and no substance. Dear me. Wenger....stay.

Arsenal, the state of your team mind.

Alexis Sanchez's work rate is fantastic.

Chelsea line-up v West Brom: Courtois; Ivanovic, Cahill, Terry ©, Azpilicueta; Matic, Fabregas; Willian, Oscar, Hazard; D Costa. #CFC

That Diego Costa goal. BANG, amazing sound off the ball, hit it true and hard. Finally, we have a confident and clinical striker.

Man City 1-2 CSKA Moscow. HAHAHAHAHAHA. Take that Wurzel Gummidge, Yaya and co.

Hazard was incredible tonight. Penalty aside his drive and determination shone through where so many others lacked even a bit of passion! He is a wizard on a football pitch. Matic had a good game too Ah well, at least we ain't Man City! HAHA!

Some on here need to...

Schurrle has been dross. Side note: Me and my dad are very amused by Kurt Zouma, not in a bad way, he's played well, it's just it seems to take all his mental concentration to pass the ball from side to side.

Good to see him find his feet with another club! Keep it up Bamford, it'd be awesome if he made it!

Gaaaame day! Come on you blueeeeeeeeeees!!!!!

Another John Obi Mikel cup goal at Pride Park incoming....