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Chelsea line-up v Spurs: Courtois; Ivanovic, Cahill, Terry ©, Azpilicueta; Matic, Fabregas; Willian, Oscar, Hazard; Drogba. #CFC

I was waiting for one of them to ask Jose if he'd seen Emmerdale recently. Absolute mongoloids the lot of them.

Jose Mourinho says playing Spurs is a big game against one of the top teams and it is derby he likes. #CFC Jose says past records against Spurs are not important now and he doesn't talk to the players about it. #CFC Jose reports there have been no offers from other clubs for Petr Cech. #CFC Jose says the easiest way for people in football to deal with the Christmas fixtures is think what they are giving to the people. #CFC Jose reports no fresh injuries going in to the Spurs game. #CFC Jose says with Diego Costa suspended, he trusts Didier Drogba and Loic Remy in the same way he trusts Diego Costa. #CFC Horrendous questions. Including one about women's football, what the hell has that got to do with anything?! Jose seemed in a bad mood, made even worse by shitty Lampard questions trying to get a rise out of him.

Matt Le Tissier @mattletiss7 · 15h15 hours agoIs no one noticing john o shea having 2 kicks at costa before he reacts? @BBCMOTD watch it again and see john o sheas right foot after he attempts first tackle. If im not mistaken he takes a swipe at costa Costa shouldnt have reacted but why does o shea get away with a blatant kick at him with the ball gone Well said Le Tiss.

Shevchenko up front for me. No brainer

1. I fucking hate Sunderland. Anti-football. 2. We were VERY poor today. No pace, no idea, no nothing. 3. We need to rotate our squad. 4. Well played Matic. Fuck sake, lets batter the spuds in mid-week!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Unbeaten still. Up the blues!! :blue scalf: :blue scalf: :blue scalf: :blue scalf: :blue scalf: :blue scalf:

Sunderland are just atrocious. Is that football? I know we have to 'break them down' and 'beat whats in front of us' and they are only 'playing to their means' but fuck me would they show something. Cheering throw ins and clearances after 20 minutes is ridiculous. Get out of the league and take Tarrico with you. COME THE FUCK ON CHELSEA, BEAT THESE MUGS.

SAFC: Pantilimon, Vergini, Reveillere, Brown, O'Shea ©, Larsson, Johnson, Cattermole, Rodwell, Wickham, Fletcher.

Team to play Sunderland: Courtois; Ivanovic, Cahill, Terry ©, Azpilicueta; Matic, Fabregas; Willian, Oscar, Hazard; Diego Costa. #CFC

This guy is absolute class personified. The vision of this dude is so unreal it surprises me every game I watch. Tonight Schalke didn't stand a chance with those pin-point passes/crosses all throughout the game. I am so damn chuffed he's here. What a bloody signing. Keep it up Fabrepass!! :blue scalf: :blue scalf:

The complete performance!! Fabregas pulling the strings DAT Drogba cameo Matic and Costa beasting Hazard causing mayhem Out-fecking-standing performance. LOVE THIS TEAM!! :blue scalf: :blue scalf: :blue scalf: :blue scalf: :blue scalf: :blue scalf:

Done and dusted at half time. Orgasmic football at times! YEEEEEES!!

Chelsea FC @chelseafc · 31s31 seconds ago Chelsea line-up v Schalke: Courtois; Ivanovic, Cahill, Terry ©, Azpilicueta; Matic, Fabregas; Willian, Oscar, Hazard; Diego Costa. #CFC

No surprises there, if the bin dipper got called on saying that he'd probably just go #justiceforthe96 and all will be forgiven.

Dear Liverpool, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. From talkchelsea.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sioqXo6iRMU

Arsenal: All style and no substance. Dear me. Wenger....stay.

Arsenal, the state of your team mind.

Alexis Sanchez's work rate is fantastic.

Chelsea line-up v West Brom: Courtois; Ivanovic, Cahill, Terry ©, Azpilicueta; Matic, Fabregas; Willian, Oscar, Hazard; D Costa. #CFC