Eidur the Spider

The media bias has always annoyed me. We don't get the credit that we deserve or we just get constantly trampled on in the media. Example: Martin Tyler. He has to be the most obvious anti-chelsea guy going, I don't know if its just me but today against Southampton when Hazard scored, just after that he sounded so damn depressed. He is a joke. Last season, Gary Neville, who I believe is a breath of fresh air in the punditry stakes said something after Demba Ba scored against Liverpool that I hated, he didn't say 'great finish' or 'calmness from Ba'. He said 'Typical Chelsea, typical Mourinho' in a way that felt like it was a negative. We don't make it easy for ourselves sometimes, diving especially, but it does feel like it's always Chelsea who are used as an example of the bad side of football, whereas the likes of Liverpool, Man City, Man Utd are always the beacons of light in the premier league. I hate it, but I absolutely fecking love it when Jose calls them on their shit, in press conferences (grumpy one word answer Jose), post matches like above and in interviews during the week. I want him to have a go at Redknapp again so he can wipe that shit eating grin off his face again. Up the Chelsea and tell'em Jose! :blue scalf: :blue scalf:

The man is an absolute joy to watch and that post-match interview impressed me even more (which I didn't think was possible). He's all about the team. Cesc is ours for many years to come and I'm fecking delighted. Wizard of a footballer.

WE LOVE YOU BURNLEY WE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Dear Mourinho, This man is NOT a right back. He needs to play centre half. Cheers.

GRRRRRR. Very unlucky. We wouldn't have scored again if we played until tomorrow. Cesc was fantastic (disgusting yellow card) as was Eden. Ivanovic is NOT NOT NOT a right back. Just stop this madness. Willian shouldn't be a sure starter. He is there for work rate alone, creatively woeful at times. Anyway, lets beat the spuds!! COME ON YOU BLUES!

Joking aside. thanks for this:

As much as his goals are fantastic to see after a couple of years of Torres' 'will he return to form or won't he' shambles, it's his work ethic and desire that makes me a massive fan of the guy. He never gives up, which is one thing that some of our strikers in the past have. You know when he crosses that line he is going to give his all for the team, not just through scoring goals but through motivation and letting the defenders know he's there. Hell, he even played peacekeeper for the whole Brana diving thing today, something which made me and my dad laugh our asses off. It took seeing him in the flesh against Hull City to give him full credit in my mind, the whole game he didn't give up, he was running, closing down defenders and constantly making runs so that midfielders had an 'out-ball'. He was like a super aggressive Hernan Crespo, a huge compliment from me because I found Hernan to be a joy to watch, his movement was sublime. So hats off Diego, we have a proper striker at last. Having the Drog around at the same time is just an epic bonus!

DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGO! Greatness from Matic. Azpi too, they are fantastic. Brilliant team performance and a great 3 points. Take that back to the 19th Century Big Sam you fat lump!! UP THE BLUES!!

Chelsea line-up v W Ham: Courtois; Ivanovic, Cahill, Terry ©, Azpilicueta; Fabregas, Matic; Willian, Oscar, Hazard; Diego Costa. #CFC Chelsea subs v West Ham: Cech, Zouma, Filipe Luis, Mikel, Ramires, Schurrle, Drogba. #CFC

Todays programme cover. Nice touch.

Kramaric's father: "Chelsea are really persistent. The thing we disagree over is Andrej's loan over the next six months." #CFC Kramaric's father: "The question is where would he go on loan? We have no guarantee that he would return to Chelsea when the loan ends" #CFC Kramaric's father: "True, Chelsea is a great club, but I'm not sure if it's the right way to go [at this moment]" #CFC (T Portal)

CHRISTMAS NUMBER 1! OOOOH YEAH! Had a shit day at work, come home and Chelsea win. Happy feckin days. Kurt Zouma cameo! He plays where he wants Charlie Adam is a total prick. Attempted elbow says it all about that buffoon. Costa's work ethic is unrivalled. YES!!! :blue scalf: :blue scalf: :blue scalf: :blue scalf: :blue scalf:

We need to stay out of this argey bargey with the cretins from Stoke, its the only way they're getting into this. Absolute pub team, should be down to 10. Diego needs to cool down. Willian looks off the pace or petrified or both. Need a second goal.

Neil Swarbrick

Hazard is in top form... Of course he fecking can! Come on you blues!!

Boom! Semi finals! - Great goal Filipe. Really pleased for him :blue scalf: :blue scalf: - Get well soon Zouma!! - Hazard and Fabrepass were immense. - Azpi's work rate is phenomenal Professional performance, onto the semis! Oh, and Chris Martin is a total ballbag.

Noticed the 'are you gerrard in disguise' when he was down a while too. Idiots.

Derby fans atrocious. Absolute bellends during this wait.

Get well soon Zouma. Hope it's nothing too serious

Derby fans singing 'are you gerrard in disguise'. Pricks. Obvious serious head injury.