Eidur the Spider

Chelsea line-up v Watford: Cech; Azpilicueta, Zouma, Cahill, Filipe Luis; Ramires, Mikel; Remy, Oscar, Schurrle; Drogba ©. #CFC Chelsea subs v Watford: Courtois, Ivanovic, Ake, Matic, Willian, Salah, Diego Costa. #CFC

Jokanovic haha! Booed onto the pitch at the start of the second half in a game I was at, The bloke next to me joked that the other players had locked him in the bog so he couldn't play any more! Welcome back!

Didier Drogba will try to convince Chelsea to sign in-formSwansea striker Wilfried Bony, according to the Sun. The 36-year-old, who is thought to be ready to hang up his boots at the end of the season before joining the club’s coaching set-up, sees his compatriot as his ideal replacement. Swansea have insisted they will reject any offers for Bony, who had an £19million buy-out clause removed from his contract in November. The Blues, however, may be prepared to offer the Swans Loic Remy as makeweight for the 26-year-old Bony.

Had a shit day and then this happens. Okay let's learn from this: Brana is NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT a right back, NEVER has been, never will be. Drop him and play Azpi (one of the best one on one defenders in world football) in his best position. Drop Cahill. He is turd right now, Zouma looks good, play the guy. Rotate. Matic looked shattered. Buy a defender in January. Cahill and Brana have to work their way back into the side after this, it shouldn't be a foregone conclusion that they play. Our right side is gaping like a hookers vagina. Sort it out. Eden Hazard cannot do it alone. But he is an absolute fucking star!!! Learn, move on. PLEASE!

Horrendous defending. Matic looks knackered, miracle needed. Depressing, this Spurs side is painfully average. If I were Mourinho I'd tear into those fuckers.

GET BRANISLAV IVANOVIC OUT OF THE RIGHT BACK POSITION. ACCIDENT HAPPENED AFTER A LOT OF FUCKING WAITING.

The media bias has always annoyed me. We don't get the credit that we deserve or we just get constantly trampled on in the media. Example: Martin Tyler. He has to be the most obvious anti-chelsea guy going, I don't know if its just me but today against Southampton when Hazard scored, just after that he sounded so damn depressed. He is a joke. Last season, Gary Neville, who I believe is a breath of fresh air in the punditry stakes said something after Demba Ba scored against Liverpool that I hated, he didn't say 'great finish' or 'calmness from Ba'. He said 'Typical Chelsea, typical Mourinho' in a way that felt like it was a negative. We don't make it easy for ourselves sometimes, diving especially, but it does feel like it's always Chelsea who are used as an example of the bad side of football, whereas the likes of Liverpool, Man City, Man Utd are always the beacons of light in the premier league. I hate it, but I absolutely fecking love it when Jose calls them on their shit, in press conferences (grumpy one word answer Jose), post matches like above and in interviews during the week. I want him to have a go at Redknapp again so he can wipe that shit eating grin off his face again. Up the Chelsea and tell'em Jose! :blue scalf: :blue scalf:

The man is an absolute joy to watch and that post-match interview impressed me even more (which I didn't think was possible). He's all about the team. Cesc is ours for many years to come and I'm fecking delighted. Wizard of a footballer.

WE LOVE YOU BURNLEY WE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Dear Mourinho, This man is NOT a right back. He needs to play centre half. Cheers.

GRRRRRR. Very unlucky. We wouldn't have scored again if we played until tomorrow. Cesc was fantastic (disgusting yellow card) as was Eden. Ivanovic is NOT NOT NOT a right back. Just stop this madness. Willian shouldn't be a sure starter. He is there for work rate alone, creatively woeful at times. Anyway, lets beat the spuds!! COME ON YOU BLUES!

Joking aside. thanks for this:

As much as his goals are fantastic to see after a couple of years of Torres' 'will he return to form or won't he' shambles, it's his work ethic and desire that makes me a massive fan of the guy. He never gives up, which is one thing that some of our strikers in the past have. You know when he crosses that line he is going to give his all for the team, not just through scoring goals but through motivation and letting the defenders know he's there. Hell, he even played peacekeeper for the whole Brana diving thing today, something which made me and my dad laugh our asses off. It took seeing him in the flesh against Hull City to give him full credit in my mind, the whole game he didn't give up, he was running, closing down defenders and constantly making runs so that midfielders had an 'out-ball'. He was like a super aggressive Hernan Crespo, a huge compliment from me because I found Hernan to be a joy to watch, his movement was sublime. So hats off Diego, we have a proper striker at last. Having the Drog around at the same time is just an epic bonus!

DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGO! Greatness from Matic. Azpi too, they are fantastic. Brilliant team performance and a great 3 points. Take that back to the 19th Century Big Sam you fat lump!! UP THE BLUES!!

Chelsea line-up v W Ham: Courtois; Ivanovic, Cahill, Terry ©, Azpilicueta; Fabregas, Matic; Willian, Oscar, Hazard; Diego Costa. #CFC Chelsea subs v West Ham: Cech, Zouma, Filipe Luis, Mikel, Ramires, Schurrle, Drogba. #CFC

Todays programme cover. Nice touch.

Kramaric's father: "Chelsea are really persistent. The thing we disagree over is Andrej's loan over the next six months." #CFC Kramaric's father: "The question is where would he go on loan? We have no guarantee that he would return to Chelsea when the loan ends" #CFC Kramaric's father: "True, Chelsea is a great club, but I'm not sure if it's the right way to go [at this moment]" #CFC (T Portal)

CHRISTMAS NUMBER 1! OOOOH YEAH! Had a shit day at work, come home and Chelsea win. Happy feckin days. Kurt Zouma cameo! He plays where he wants Charlie Adam is a total prick. Attempted elbow says it all about that buffoon. Costa's work ethic is unrivalled. YES!!! :blue scalf: :blue scalf: :blue scalf: :blue scalf: :blue scalf: