Eidur the Spider

Serves us right with this fucking selection. Ugh.

Drogba should not be starting these games. Poor decision.

HULL CITY 1-0 UP AT CITY

Cahill starts?

Chelsea team vs Aston Villa: Courtois; Ivanovic, Cahill, Terry ©, Azpilicueta; Ramires, Matic; Willian, Oscar, Hazard; Drogba. #CFC

Paddy PowerVerified account‏@paddypower CONFIRMED: Chelsea sign Juan Cuadrado. Paul Merson has immediately sought lessons in how to pronounce the winger's name.

FINALLY!!! Welcome Cuadrado!!

http://weaintgotnohistory.sbnation.com/2015/2/2/7962385/chelsea-reportedly-have-option-to-buyout-enner-valencias-contract

Laters Schurrle, a real talent and a great dude by all accounts. Have a great career!

Juan Cuadrado is no longer a #Fiorentina player. Deal done (TMW) #CFC

I really do not like Paul Lambert. Horrible, miserable little gremlin.

Gary Lineker @GaryLineker · 35m35 minutes agoKurt Zouma is one hell of a prospect. :blue scalf: :blue scalf:

We should batter these, they are dreadful. Having said that it is us so I'll go for a 2-1 loss Just kidding, Remy and the boys to boss it!

Out-fecking-standing. Heroic performance!!

PHEW!! Quick notes: -Ivanovic is a liability, he assisted the goal but causes calamity at the back, something needs to be done, an accident waiting to happen.....again. - Remy was excellent worked his socks off - What a cross for the goal from Eden, greatness but a quiet game due to lack of possession. - A draw is a fair result, and I feel bloody thankful to get it. - Cuadrado in for Willian please. Last and most importantly. KURT FUCKING ZOUMA. THE GUY IS AMAZING. He's coming of age before our eyes! STILL TOP OF THE LEAAAAAAAGUE!

Ivanovic giving no support to Zouma defensively, absolutely criminal, thank god Zouma is playing well regardless.

My dad, who was worried about Kurt being picked today, turned to me and said 'that kid looks the real deal'. He's been immense, very proud of the guy! KEEP IT UP KURT!!

Our right side is looking dodgy again? I know the goal didnt come from there but yeaah. Tibo dropped a ricket he doesnt need telling, remys goal was superb.

It's academy bench day!

COME ON REMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Make a huge impact young man we're all rooting for you!

Now I'm pumped up! COME ON YOU BLUESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! :blue scalf: :blue scalf: :blue scalf: :blue scalf: :blue scalf: :blue scalf: :blue scalf: :blue scalf: :blue scalf: :blue scalf:

Steve McManaman....