Eidur the Spider

We need to stay out of this argey bargey with the cretins from Stoke, its the only way they're getting into this. Absolute pub team, should be down to 10. Diego needs to cool down. Willian looks off the pace or petrified or both. Need a second goal.

Neil Swarbrick

Hazard is in top form... Of course he fecking can! Come on you blues!!

Boom! Semi finals! - Great goal Filipe. Really pleased for him :blue scalf: :blue scalf: - Get well soon Zouma!! - Hazard and Fabrepass were immense. - Azpi's work rate is phenomenal Professional performance, onto the semis! Oh, and Chris Martin is a total ballbag.

Noticed the 'are you gerrard in disguise' when he was down a while too. Idiots.

Derby fans atrocious. Absolute bellends during this wait.

Get well soon Zouma. Hope it's nothing too serious

Derby fans singing 'are you gerrard in disguise'. Pricks. Obvious serious head injury.

Hurrying up the stretcher.

Just watched the Cahill incident on tv as I didn't get a good look at it in the ground. Absolutely shocking from him, he really needs to be given a bollocking from Jose for that, sometimes we don't help ourselves and situations like those are exactly that. Sort it out Gary, I know you're knackered but you can't just throw yourself down for a nap when you feel like it. Should have been red. Embarrassed for him.

Just got back from the game, knackered and hoarse but thoughts: - Diego worked his socks off today and deserved a goal, it took seeing him in the flesh to appreciate his movement off the ball. - Mikel was dreadful. - JT was phenomenal at the back, his distribution was quality as ever. - Chelsea fans leaving for another pint at 35 minutes gone pissed me off. - Hazard played very well and took his header well. - Chris Foy was a mixed bag, didn't see the diving incidents too well from where I was but I heard the tackle on Luis, I was worried for the dude. - Sub par performance but we won. Great to be at the bridge today, got involved in the chants more and enjoyed the day!

Very impressive. Those cheers when he made some excellent passes were fantastic to hear. Best of luck to the kid, hope he goes far as a blue!

I'M GOING TO THIS ONE! First game I'm going to this season and cannot wait, it's been a while since I entered the home of football. Going up with my dad and my uncle who have been Chelsea fans since the 70's. Gutted about Fabregas but I am excited to see Diego, Matic and co. in the flesh. Will make sure I make some noise and cheer the lads on to another victory! Roll on saturday!!

Ruben Loftus-Cheek deserved more time but boy did he shine. He made chicken salad out of chicken shit. The boy looks class, hope to see a lot more of him. :blue scalf: :blue scalf: :blue scalf: Matic incredible as ever. Great effort from Schurrle. Through to the knockout stage. That'll do me!

Good/professional first half. - Costa off the pace but working so hard, he will get his shooting boots back soon, I have no worries. Love his work ethic. - Schurrle maximising his minutes, great to see and splendid finish. - Hard working from Salah. - Matic is joyous to watch. Keep it up boys! Then bring on Ruben.

AZPI AND FILIPE AS FULLBACKS! FABREGAS PUSHED FORWARD! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!

Team to play Sporting Lisbon: Cech ©; Azpilicueta, Zouma, Cahill, Filipe Luis; Mikel, Matic; Schurrle, Fabregas, Salah; Diego Costa. #CFC

WE GO AGAIN.....ERRRM....and AGAIN......SHIT WE ARE TERRIBLE. They've already opened a 'lets win the europa league' thread on RAWK. I'm sure they were slagging us off for dropping down to that tournament a few years ago. Also, we won it. They won't. They're shit.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

It's funny seeing United fans celebrating such a jammy lead against a superior side...on a monday night.....on a champions league week. How the mighty have fallen.

Jammy jammy bastards. Papering over some thick cracks. They aren't fooling anyone.

1-1 Pelle. Deary me, dross defending from Utd.

We've only got ourselves to blame I'm afraid.