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Was too busy doing my 'Kurt Zouma Happy Dance' to notice the goalie change...oops.

ZOUMA STARTS AHEAD OF CAHILL!!!!!!!!!

Chelsea line-up v Newcastle: Cech; Ivanovic, Zouma, Terry ©, Azpilicueta; Matic, Fabregas; Willian, Oscar, Hazard; Diego Costa. #CFC

Best of luck to Mark Schwarzer for his time at Leicester. Always thought of him as a very solid GK, played some great games against us and when given the chance he was solid for us! All the best! :blue scalf: :blue scalf:

Imagine Messi's delight when he turns up at Cobham for training, greeted by John Obi Mikel

I'd take Lavezzi in a heartbeat.

New York should sign him, then 'loan' him to Man City.

Messi has just liked my check-in at Nandos. THIS IS FUCKING HAPPENING GUYS!!!!!

Chelsea are considering whether to offer a contract to former England defender Micah Richards (Guardian) #CFC #MCFC After trying to sign Richards in his previous spell as #CFC manager & Real Madrid in 2012, Mourinho is now keeping a watch on him (Guardian)

Andrej Kramaric will eventually join Mourinho at Chelsea, but his first stop will be at Leicester City. #CFC #LCFC (via @DiMarzio) Bureaucratic reason tied to the rules in England that make it necessary for Kramaric to go to Leicester City first. #CFC (via @DiMarzio) The two clubs, Chelsea and Leicester City already have an agreement for the future transfer of Kramaric to #CFC. (via @DiMarzio) #LCFC

Such a jekkyl and hyde player. If this is 'the end', then definitely do it now, for the club and the player (who I believe is a top lad who never grumbles). Hope he gets some form, be it for us or someone else. It's depressing after the w/c. I thought it was going to be his year.

Give him a go against Newcastle. It's all experience for the young lad which will be vital for us in the long run. Very happy with his progression so far.

He needs to play more. It's unfortunate for him (not for us) that we have Costa who has hit the ground running but, and as much as I like how Drogba has played this season, he should be ahead of him, not ALL the time but quite a few games I've been baffled when he hasn't got the nod. Hopefully he gets more chances in the long run because whats the point in having him? Keep up the good work Loic! Your building up a solid rapport with the talk chelsea fanbase!

If a game is played but nobody on the internet can stream it, did it really happen? Onto the next round, fuck the FA.

Yeovil fans... :tophat:

Chelsea line-up v Watford: Cech; Azpilicueta, Zouma, Cahill, Filipe Luis; Ramires, Mikel; Remy, Oscar, Schurrle; Drogba ©. #CFC Chelsea subs v Watford: Courtois, Ivanovic, Ake, Matic, Willian, Salah, Diego Costa. #CFC

Jokanovic haha! Booed onto the pitch at the start of the second half in a game I was at, The bloke next to me joked that the other players had locked him in the bog so he couldn't play any more! Welcome back!

Didier Drogba will try to convince Chelsea to sign in-formSwansea striker Wilfried Bony, according to the Sun. The 36-year-old, who is thought to be ready to hang up his boots at the end of the season before joining the club’s coaching set-up, sees his compatriot as his ideal replacement. Swansea have insisted they will reject any offers for Bony, who had an £19million buy-out clause removed from his contract in November. The Blues, however, may be prepared to offer the Swans Loic Remy as makeweight for the 26-year-old Bony.

Had a shit day and then this happens. Okay let's learn from this: Brana is NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT a right back, NEVER has been, never will be. Drop him and play Azpi (one of the best one on one defenders in world football) in his best position. Drop Cahill. He is turd right now, Zouma looks good, play the guy. Rotate. Matic looked shattered. Buy a defender in January. Cahill and Brana have to work their way back into the side after this, it shouldn't be a foregone conclusion that they play. Our right side is gaping like a hookers vagina. Sort it out. Eden Hazard cannot do it alone. But he is an absolute fucking star!!! Learn, move on. PLEASE!

Horrendous defending. Matic looks knackered, miracle needed. Depressing, this Spurs side is painfully average. If I were Mourinho I'd tear into those fuckers.

GET BRANISLAV IVANOVIC OUT OF THE RIGHT BACK POSITION. ACCIDENT HAPPENED AFTER A LOT OF FUCKING WAITING.