Eidur the Spider

Typical Everton buying up all of Barnsley's bright young stars, those bigger clubs make me sick....right Mr. Martinez?

Bild reports Baba Rahman to Chelsea is imminent. #CFC #Augsburg

West Ham played VERY well from what I saw. Payet looked decent as did the young lad Oxford. Well in Slaven! Thanks Petr

Thought Cahill had a great game. Really impressed.

Christ I'll take a point after that. IVANOVIC ISN'T A RIGHT BACK GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! How many more times does Jose have to see it before he knows that he is a massive flaw in our defence. Brana is a solid centre half, but a right back? He's a liability. Great fighting spirit from the team after going down to 10. Not worried about having Begovic in goal, he's a top keeper. Liked what I saw from Oscar, Willian and Matic though.

Working his ass off and playing pretty well.

Ugh. Im gonna have to repeat myself. BRANA ISN'T A RIGHT BACK. Okay now that that's out of the way: - Diego battling like a boss. - Cahill backing off, naughty boy. - Fabregas is poor, needs a rocket up his arse. - Oscar has been BRILLIANT. Well in lad! - Matic looks like his old self.

He's been outstanding today and I am one of his harshest critics. Well played that man!!

Chelsea team v Swansea: Courtois; Ivanovic, Cahill, Terry ©, Azpilicueta; Matic, Fabregas; Willian, Oscar, Hazard; Diego Costa. #CHESWA

Baba Rahman's advisor, Kurt Okraku: "The clubs are still negotiating, Baba wants to play for Chelsea. That is clear and understandable” #CFC Baba Rahman's advisor, Kurt Okraku: "The whole situation is a burden to him, there must be a rapid solution now" #CFC (Bild)

Jose: 'The real football starts tomorrow, I think everybody's waiting for it.' #CFC Jose says he will go with Remy or Falcao if Diego Costa is unavailable for tomorrow's game. #CFC Jose: 'Let's try to be a good team and be here in March or April speaking about winning something.' #CFC

Jose: 'We need a left-back, the board know that and my feeling is that we are going to have one.' #CFC

Well in Zouma. Those wankers have been throwing shocking tackles all game long!!!!

I'm desperate for him to score, would do wonders for his confidence!

Falcao working his ass off and making some good runs. Keep it up lad!!

Moses is really impressing me, always thought he deserved more of a shot, hopefully he gets his chance this season! Falcao working hard!

Jose has done what I do on my fifa career when a league cup game comes around haha!

This is the most excited I've been for a pre-season friendly. At home, Falcao starts, against a team that intrigue me. Sounds like a good Wednesday night! Bring it on!

Holy fuck is this thread gonna be dramatic. Time to bounce....but before I do... KURT FUCKING ZOUMA AT LEFT BACK. Jack of all trades. :blue scalf: :blue scalf: Laters

I bet when Matic looked over at Zouma at left back he thought 'FUUUCK THAT' but that was a decent cross by the big man! ZOUUUUUUUMA!

I just love Zouma, Mr Jack of all Trades.

A wild Kurt Zouma appears at left back!

Amazing ball from Cesc, come on Eden you gotta finish that, that's the difference between him at the likes of Messi and Ronaldo.

Give this to Remy.