Eidur the Spider

I really hate Stoke, they can buy as many quality players as they want their roots are still rotten, so many bad tackles. Total bellends.

THAT CUNT CHARLIE ADAM. Horrible tackle. Red card ref you asshole.

Flukey strike, good goal but flukey as fuck. HEAD UP LADS COME ON!!

Happy birthday Kurt! Top man and player!

Good thread! - Play proper fullbacks. Use Brana as a CB when needed. - Stop with the fucking us against them mentality, it serves no purpose other than frustrating our fans and making us look terrible. - Don't ever use Fabregas in the pivot again, he cannot be trusted. Possibly even out of the team and shove the hard working Ramires/RLC in there with Mikel or ...I know it's come to this. - Play RLC, he galvanises the supporters when he plays and brings a much needed feel good factor, much like the young Martial at United, there's excitement when he goes on a run with the ball. Play him. - Get Bamford back from loan and get rid of Falcao in Jan. He is another player who could galvanise the fans and give some much needed positivity around the place. - Restore fitness of key players. Hazard especially. - BUY IN JANUARY. I usually don't like mid season sprees but we have to right the wrongs of the summer window and do it quickly, get our business done and move on. Get a CB: Be it Stones, Marquinhos or whoever. I'd also buy a left back, if Baba can't be trusted we need to buy one who can. Not that I think Baba has done anything wrong. I'd buy a CM - Ruben Neves has been mentioned a fair bit. But as I said, be swift and get it done quick. That's what I've got so far. Cheers for reading. I hate this, Chelsea shouldn't be like it.

I just want this season to end. Even before it began I had an uneasy feeling, the summer window was a disaster. We have fullbacks and we decide to play central defenders there because of height. My days. Enough of the circus, Just enough of the victim card. Chelsea are not good enough so far this season, Jose has been a disgrace both tactically and in his comments this season. I will repeat what I said in the Jose thread, 'Always the victim its never your fault' used to be reserved for the bin dippers, now it feels like Jose's chelsea fit that well. E....FUCKING....NOUGH!

I am sick to the back teeth of this. This mentality of us against them. This, why always us. I absolutely hate it, even when we rightfully lose to a better team there's an excuse, I'm not buying it, the atmosphere is vile at CFC now. I hate seeing my beloved club like it, especially so soon after great success. This 'ALWAYS THE VICTIM ITS NEVER OUR FAULT'. That's the bin dippers for fuck sake. NOT US!! Ugh.

Matic deserved a second yellow. Absolute moron.

We are an absolute circus right now. I am so sick to death of it. There is something seriously wrong with this club.

- Matic bossing it tonight, amazing performance. - Zouma ain't a right back bless him. - Pretty negative nelly stuff so far in possession but the closing down is excellent, great work rate. Kiev's tactics in a nutshell: 'Does Yarmolenko have the ball? No? Get the fucking ball the Yarmolenko now'

Chelsea team v Dynamo Kiev: Begovic; Zouma, Cahill, Terry ©, Azpilicueta; Ramires, Matic; Willian, Fabregas, Hazard; Diego Costa. #CFC

We won! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!! Willian is on fire right now, great work ethic as always. Costa back amongst the goals with less fighty fighty. Great pass from Fabregas. We win the relegation six pointer! Don't bring in Pulis just yet!

I just want a fucking win! COME ON LADS. Open play goals please!! Come on Baba! Force Jose's hand and keep that layabout away from the team! KTBFFH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :blue scalf: :blue scalf: :blue scalf: :blue scalf: :blue scalf: :blue scalf:

Jose reports Ivanovic is injured while Courtois is continuing his recovery. #CFC Jose says he has four solutions to fill Ivanovic's place at right-back: Azpilicueta, Zouma, Ramires or Ola Aina. #CFC Jose: 'Ruben has been working with us every day since January. I think he is going to be a top player. He is ready to start.' #CFC Jose: 'Every game is a must-win game, for different reasons. We cannot run away from the reality of the table in the Premier League.' #CFC Jose says the current reality is that we need points to start lifting ourselves up the table. #CFC Jose says he has seen the FA's written reasons for his charge and he will make an appeal. #CFC Jose: 'We need to win matches for us, for the Chelsea supporters. I don't know how to stop unfair stories but we are not worried.' #CFC Jose says he doesn't see any players unhappy to be at Cobham, so he doesn't think being with their national teams changes anything. #CFC Jose watched every game his players played on international duty, concluding no player was better with their national team than with #CFC.

I don't think he's going anywhere.

Jose says he spoke to the players this week and they confirmed they think he is the man for the job. #CFC Jose says he understands the negative reaction from fans to Willian's substitution but the player was ill and vomiting at half-time. #CFC Jose says Matic is struggling for form. He brought him on as Ramires had been booked. #CFC Jose says he likes Matic very much and his substitution should not be considered humiliating. #CFC Jose says he agrees with suggestions he now needs to start some of the young players. He says Loftus-Cheek is the most ready. #CFC

Oh my days. Matic is toast if Jose stays. FUUUUCK

What did he say about Matic? Any one got a link yet?

Says it all. Get out of my club you absolute helmet. He's been useless defensively for a while now but his goals/assist tally saved him last season. I actually laughed when this happened, totally utterly disgraceful to call this shower of shite our best right back. Azpi is twice the player and ten times the warrior he is. FUCK OFF.

Subbing Matic was disgusting. How is it that he's treated like that when Brana and Fabregas are stealing a living. Disillusioned.

This is a tough one. If this was the Chelsea we all know, he will be gone by tomorrow. But, I just have a feeling he will stay. If he does then I just want him to wake up (I know its a long shot) because two players in particular are crippling our team. And subbing Matic was just ridiculous, the man has not been worse than Fabregas and Brana. I just felt 'meh' tonight, I knew it was coming, I knew we wouldn't create much, I knew we would concede. There isn't really anyone out there to take the job, but if Jose comes out with the typical diversion tactics I will be very disappointed, because it's a slap in the face to the paying public who go to the games and know that this isn't good enough. I'm torn on it for sure.

Keep calm and carry on I guess. Sigh.

In a nutshell. I miss the days of Duff and Robben with the flying wings.

Should be absolutely ashamed of himself for the Southampton equaliser, just wandering around the field minding his own business while Ramires races round the pitch doing the work for two. Fuck sake.

We don't look like scoring from open play. Deary me.