DDA 9,941 Posted January 28, 2012 Share Posted January 28, 2012 Niiiice but I'd change them both slightly to,He plays down the left,He plays down the right,There's only JUAN MATA,And he Makes Nani look shite!....Juan Mata.theres only Juan Mataone fuking mataaaaatheres only Juan Mata!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
termninja 5,290 Posted January 28, 2012 Share Posted January 28, 2012 We have to make Chris Cohen make him a song. All of you with twitter assault him There's only juan juan Mata! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave30 728 Posted January 28, 2012 Share Posted January 28, 2012 super juan mata he drinks sangria came from Valencia to bring us joy hes 5 foot 7 hes football Heavenso please don't take juan mata away Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DDA 9,941 Posted January 28, 2012 Share Posted January 28, 2012 super juan matahe drinks sangriacame from Valencia to bring us joyhes 5 foot 7hes football Heavenso please don't take juan mata awayI'm sorry son but that is the shittest song ever hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manpe 10,861 Posted January 28, 2012 Share Posted January 28, 2012 to the tune of Smooth Criminal:Juan Mata Juan Matahe's the best fuck the rest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave30 728 Posted January 28, 2012 Share Posted January 28, 2012 I'm sorry son but that is the shittest song ever hahahaha ha ha behave that's quality.i didn't make it up but its better than " there's only one fucking mata " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue-in-me-Veins 4,067 Posted January 28, 2012 Share Posted January 28, 2012 Or what about Viva Juan mata,Viva Juan mataaa, Runnin down the wing Heeearrin us singViva Juan mata!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
middleoftheshed 388 Posted January 28, 2012 Share Posted January 28, 2012 Juan Mata my lord. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrismada9 1,948 Posted January 28, 2012 Share Posted January 28, 2012 "This young man, he wears 10He runs down the wing againwith a cross from the left and a stunner in the boxJuan Mata, our number ten!"best I can do so far! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy. 2,742 Posted January 28, 2012 Share Posted January 28, 2012 "This young man, he wears 10He runs down the wing againwith a cross from the left and a stunner in the boxJuan Mata, our number ten!"best I can do so far!That mate is ace!! needs to be sung at games Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kojo 4,676 Posted January 28, 2012 Share Posted January 28, 2012 Juaaaaan Mataaaaaayou are the love of my lifeohhhh Juaaaaan Mataaaaaaai'd let you shag my wifejk but would be funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilson 358 Posted January 28, 2012 Share Posted January 28, 2012 Juaaaaan Mataaaaaayou are the love of my lifeohhhh Juaaaaan Mataaaaaaai'd let you shag my wifejk but would be funny.It's good but can't have it as JT would get jealous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zok 18 Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 Ive never been to SB, but how do you guys get all the fans to learn these cheers? What are some of the most common cheers that most supporters know? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue-in-me-Veins 4,067 Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 Ive never been to SB, but how do you guys get all the fans to learn these cheers? What are some of the most common cheers that most supporters know?We're carefree wherever you may be cuz we are the famous CFC and we don't give a fuk wherever you may be cuz are the famous CFC. Super super frankSuper super frankSuper super frank super Frankie lampard.Double double double John Terry has won the double, And the shit from the lane have won fuk all again Cuz John Terry has won the double 2,3,4 (repeat till bored).Follow follow we are the Chelsea boys, Follow follow we are the Chelsea boys And If you are totenham fan please surrender or die Cuz we all follow the Chelsea!Where every they goWe'll follow our teamWe are the Chelsea and we are supremeWe'll never be masteredBy no northern bastardsWe'll keep the blue flag flying highFlyin high up in the sky we'll keep the blue flag flyin highfrom Stamford bridge to wembely we'll keep the blue flag flyin highQue Sara Sara whatever will be will beWe're on our way to wembley que Sara SaraICome by train Come by car lets all laugh at QPhahahahahahaha. Oh David Luiz you are the love of my lifeDavid Luiz I'd let you shag my wife David Luiz I want curly hair too!He was a red is now a blue Torres TorresI'd rather walk alone he said Torres Torres He left the mop to join the shedAnd now he CAN'T score in ANY GAMEFernando Torres chelsea's new shevchenkoI'm forever blowing bubblesPretty bubbles in the airThey fly so high they reach the skyBut like West Ham they fade and dieTottenham always running, Arsenal running tooWe are the Chelsea boot boys and we're coming after youAnd Who's that team they call the ChelseaWho's that team we all adoreWe're the boys in blue and white and we fight with all our mightAnd we're gonna show the world how to scoreBring on the Tottenham or the ArsenalBring on the scousers by the score (by the score)Barcelona, Real MadridTottenham are a bunch of *****Hope this helped!!Let's get a chant thread! I love em!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swedish House Mafia 508 Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 This will never be sung at the Bridge, only at Chelsea away games because they are the passionate ones that chant, sing, etc..Not the shit that is dished out at the Bridge every other week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanicus 5,208 Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 He was a red is now a blue Torres TorresI'd rather walk alone he said Torres TorresHe left the mop to join the shedAnd now he CAN'T score in ANY GAMEFernando Torres chelsea's new shevchenkoYou sure Chelsea fans sing this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue-in-me-Veins 4,067 Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 You sure Chelsea fans sing this?No, just fukin about. It's He was a red is now blue Torres TorresI'd rather walk alone he said Torres TorresHe left the Kop to join the shed an now he scores in every gameFernando Torres chelsea's number #9la la la la la la la la la. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manpe 10,861 Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 No, just fukin about. It's He was a red is now blue Torres Torres I'd rather walk alone he said Torres Torres He left the Kop to join the shed an now he scores in every game Fernando Torres chelsea's number #9 la la la la la la la la la. this is even funnier.. I hope you guys don't actually sing that, it's embarrassing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue-in-me-Veins 4,067 Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 this is even funnier.. I hope you guys don't actually sing that, it's embarrassingNot only the song but the tune to which we copied liverpool! We are so uncreative, sing same songs over and over again. Also we speed up ALL our songs!! Slow it down guys!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manpe 10,861 Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 "He left the Kop to join the shed an now he scores in every game"you seriously sing that line? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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