John Terry forced into early retirement

[Wilson 358]

Holy shit . Just been on Sky Sports that he has broke his back. It is unknown how but he was rushed into hospital in the late hours of Thursday night. Get well soon JT .

[ZanSnake 1,211]

i am somewhat hesitant to believe this, as what the date is, but i shall see if i can find a source first...

[Tomo 21,395]

i am somewhat hesitant to believe this, as what the date is, but i shall see if i can find a source first...

Ive checked both BBC and sky sports websites and nothing, wilson you got a source?

[Term-X 7,891]

In the late hours?

So he's broke his back whilst having sex..

[Shane 2,275]

Its april fools day isn't it?

[Term-X 7,891]

Indeed it is.

2Shay..

[Tomo 21,395]

Its april fools day isn't it?

forgot about that, even so thats a bit of a sick joke to make up.

[Shane 2,275]

Poor effort in fairness.

[Wilson 358]

Yeah was an April fools. Wanted to see how guillable people where. It was quite poor cause the source fucked me over. I can see why people could find it sick but hence why it's an 'April fools'. John Terry <3.

[HRiver 1,512]

Haha I knew it as soon as I saw the title, before even clicking on the thread.

But sometimes real tragedies happen on April fool's day as well, a friend of mine for example, about 7 years ago. His house was on fire and the Fire department didn't trust his repeated phone calls so he died.

[Jose M 140]

Phew :censored:

[Steve 10,227]

Not funny... :getyou:

[Madmax 9,219]

But sometimes real tragedies happen on April fool's day as well, a friend of mine for example, about 7 years ago. His house was on fire and the Fire department didn't trust his repeated phone calls so he died.

That's horrible

[cfc-meleady 192]

Possibly the worst April fools ever, shame on you if you believed this haha

[BlueLion. 21,491]

If he actually breaks his back, I hope karma fucks you up real good.

Kind regards,

Alex.

[LDN Blue 7,903]

nice try..

[Wilson 358]

If he actually breaks his back, I hope karma fucks you up real good.

Kind regards,

Alex.

If he does, I'll shoot myself . I'm gonna stop talking about this now. JT <3

[Chelsea Zone 1]

When I saw this it said he posted it yesterday and I was like shit this can not be April Fools Day as it says yesterday which was March 31. Then I saw the time and it was past 12 and I was like PHEW its April 2. I was almost fooled there but it didn't work!

[Rambo 1,729]

You got me going there for a bit mate..

[epicsarah-ous 329]

Failpril fools xD.

Never woulda believed it. hehe.

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