Things your mother said

[zolayes 14,489]

1 Pull your socks up (in the days boys wore short trousers)

2 Have you cleaned your teeth?

3 Who do you love best , me or your father.

4 Where have you been ( answer ,,,out)

5 Keep pulling faces and you will stay like that.

6 phone every week

[Vincent 402]

Oh, it's......... a boy........

[ChelseaChick 430]

1. Nic stop bullying shane

2. Ah you'l be better before your twice married

3. Go and say sorry

4. NICOLA!!!!! ( thats when i know im in trouble)

5. Text me 5 times and let me know where you are and how many drinks you have had

6. You are not to drink wine after the last time.

7. Are you safe?

8. It's only a game nic

She still says most of these things.

[True_Blue 469]

Stop being pissed every single time Chelsea has a bad result.

[TrueChelseaBlue 105]

1. Nic stop bullying shane

2. Ah you'l be better before your twice married

3. Go and say sorry

4. NICOLA!!!!! ( thats when i know im in trouble)

5. Text me 5 times and let me know where you are and how many drinks you have had

6. You are not to drink wine after the last time.

7. Are you safe?

8. It's only a game nic

She still says most of these things.

Lmao Nic that's hilarious xxx

[B.Jen <3 23]

dont sleep around lol!

[cfc-meleady 192]

dont sleep around lol!

Don't listen to her!

[HRiver 1,512]

"Why the hell do you leave your clothes everywhere?" - says this to me all the bloody time

[TrueChelseaBlue 105]

dont sleep around lol!

Lmao!!

[BluesChick 1,260]

1. Don't do what your sisters do (I am the baby of 6 girls)

2. Clean your room

3. KERRY JO! (I knew I was in for it!)

4. You aren't going out of the house dressed like that!

5. What time did you get home? (sounds like I was out late a lot but truth is she just didn't have a clue when I got home!)

[Madmax 9,219]

"It's just a game."

The most untrue and irritating thing anyone could ever say.

[BlueLion. 21,491]

Oh I thought this was going to be a more sophisticated, almost Britishly-polite way of having a 'YO MAMA' war... Oh well.

My mom always found it hilarious, that due to my inability to speak properly at the age of 1, to exchange normal words for swear words. I went on calling corn flakes "fuck sakes" until I was 6.

[Rambo 1,729]

"It's just a game."

The most untrue and irritating thing anyone could ever say.

God, I hate that. I was in a wreck after the Barca incident two years ago and that was the first thing my mom told me.

[kwylino 329]

1 I wanna see ac milan play their proper spanish football

me: Mum milans in italy

2 That nasris good but he aint as good as that arshavin fellow

me: Nasris been one of the best players in the epl this season

3 Stop Hugging me everytime i move

me: but i wuv u

4 Make me a cup of tea.

5 Parents are always right

me: mostly

[MetsajCFC 1,255]

"It's just a game."

The most untrue and irritating thing anyone could ever say.

I know it's off topic but once in class we were watching these funny pictures and so on. One of it had Twilight and football player on either side with text "Both take up 90 mins, noone scores and yet millions say you just don't get it", i was well pissed especially because there aren't many football fans around. And the only thought I had was "you just don't get it" oddly enough Its more than a game!

I don't recon any cliches but I know my mother liked Ballack playing so she was bit surprised when he left/was released.

[eldo 868]

Oh I thought this was going to be a more sophisticated, almost Britishly-polite way of having a 'YO MAMA' war... Oh well.

My mom always found it hilarious, that due to my inability to speak properly at the age of 1, to exchange normal words for swear words. I went on calling corn flakes "fuck sakes" until I was 6.

LOL.

[BluesChick 1,260]

"It's just a game."

The most untrue and irritating thing anyone could ever say.

I say this every timewe play a board/card game because I live with 3 sore losers!! (mind you I only have 2 children!!!)

[bloody 209]

"It's just a game."

The most untrue and irritating thing anyone could ever say.

it is just a game

there are much more important things than football........................if you dont have them then i feel sorry for you.......................