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[Spike 12,049]

  On 10/04/2013 at 13:41, James said:

Cant he just make a new account and come back?

He is too proud or some shit. I don't know he is weird like that.

[We Hate Scouse 10,291]

  On 10/04/2013 at 13:40, James said:

Whats Cap doing now? i know he got banned but he was on here all day, what does he do with his spare time now?

He just posts on that shit Off The Crossbar forum now. Me and Spike still speak to the turd.

  On 10/04/2013 at 13:41, James said:

Cant he just make a new account and come back?

He has, don't tell anybody though. HEHEHEHEHE

[bababoom 4,478]

  On 10/04/2013 at 13:43, Spike Spiegel said:

He is too proud or some shit. I don't know he is weird like that.

That's annoying, life's too short and all that..

[Leif 6,006]

  On 10/04/2013 at 13:40, Spike Spiegel said:

How did your date go anyway? Mine was shit. And not in that you pervert!

I'd love to lie and make myself sound like a confident man who controlled the date and ended up getting her in bed, but the original plan of a 5 or-so hour date including dinner (her idea), hot tub (my idea) and then "laying in bed like stiff logs" (also my idea) turned into a 30 minute awkward dinner where no words were said for the first 15 minutes. Then she accidentally farted (yes I'm serious) but wouldn't admit it, so it all got more relaxed (almost as-if the fart was happy-gas), which lead to a decent further 15 minutes of normal chat. She then got a call from her mum saying she needed to come home for a reason I'm still completely unaware of. (The cynic in me makes me believe they arranged they'd end the date early...)

I assumed it had all been a colossal fuck up, but she actually messaged me yesterday saying "I miss you :(" blah blah blah since I'd blanked her for a few days out of embarrassment of the shit date, and now we've decided to go for a much less formal 'hang out session' in the near future.

Edit: I also learned on the date that she snorts when she eats and somehow finds it funny. Fun.

I got steak so I'd seem tough and meaty and she got boring spaghetti.

[Spike 12,049]

He is stalking some black woman he goes to University with. He has yet to speak to her.

[bababoom 4,478]

  On 10/04/2013 at 13:44, We Hate Scouse said:

He just posts on that shit Off The Crossbar forum now. Me and Spike still speak to the turd.

He has, don't tell anybody though. HEHEHEHEHE

Oh i created an account there, it seemed kind of dead, not many members on the site.

[Strike 7,315]

  On 10/04/2013 at 13:43, Spike Spiegel said:

He is too proud or some shit. I don't know he is weird like that.

also, he'll have to supress his usual instincts while posting. his style is unmistakable

[We Hate Scouse 10,291]

  On 10/04/2013 at 13:45, Spike Spiegel said:

He is stalking some black woman he goes to University with. He has yet to speak to her.

He knows absolutely nothing about her, but has made up a life for her based on pure assumptions. It's brilliant! What a great guy.

[We Hate Scouse 10,291]

  On 10/04/2013 at 13:46, Strike said:

also, he'll have to supress his usual instincts while posting. his style is unmistakable

Which he does. I'm not joking when I say he has come back here.

[Spike 12,049]

  On 10/04/2013 at 13:45, Leif said:

I'd love to lie and make myself sound like a confident man who controlled the date and ended up getting her in bed, but the original plan of a 5 or-so hour date including dinner (her idea), hot tub (my idea) and then "laying in bed like stiff logs" (also my idea) turned into a 30 minute awkward dinner where no words were said for the first 15 minutes. Then she accidentally farted (yes I'm serious) but wouldn't admit it, so it all got more relaxed (almost as-if the fart was happy-gas), which lead to a decent further 15 minutes of normal chat. She then got a call from her mum saying she needed to come home for a reason I'm still completely unaware of. (The cynic in me makes me believe they arranged they'd end the date early...)

I assumed it had all been a colossal fuck up, but she actually messaged me yesterday saying "I miss you :(" blah blah blah since I'd blanked her for a few days out of embarrassment of the shit date, and now we've decided to go for a much less formal 'hang out session' in the near future.

Mine was eerily similar, except for the awkward and farting parts. Even though I'm 85% I was in there till her parent called her and started abusing and threatening her. Aaaah, good times at the Gold Coast.

[bababoom 4,478]

  On 10/04/2013 at 13:45, Leif said:

I'd love to lie and make myself sound like a confident man who controlled the date and ended up getting her in bed, but the original plan of a 5 or-so hour date including dinner (her idea), hot tub (my idea) and then "laying in bed like stiff logs" (also my idea) turned into a 30 minute awkward dinner where no words were said for the first 15 minutes. Then she accidentally farted (yes I'm serious) but wouldn't admit it, so it all got more relaxed (almost as-if the fart was happy-gas), which lead to a decent further 15 minutes of normal chat. She then got a call from her mum saying she needed to come home for a reason I'm still completely unaware of. (The cynic in me makes me believe they arranged they'd end the date early...)

I assumed it had all been a colossal fuck up, but she actually messaged me yesterday saying "I miss you :(" blah blah blah since I'd blanked her for a few days out of embarrassment of the shit date, and now we've decided to go for a much less formal 'hang out session' in the near future.

Edit: I also learned on the date that she snorts when she eats and somehow finds it funny. Fun.

I got steak so I'd seem tough and meaty and she got boring spaghetti.

So went well then..

[Spike 12,049]

  On 10/04/2013 at 13:46, We Hate Scouse said:

He knows absolutely nothing about her, but has made up a life for her based on pure assumptions. It's brilliant! What a great guy.

I know right. He has decided that she has a roided up muscle man boyfriend that will beat him up if he talks to her. Cap is paranoid but at least he isn't an android.

[bababoom 4,478]

  On 10/04/2013 at 13:46, We Hate Scouse said:

He knows absolutely nothing about her, but has made up a life for her based on pure assumptions. It's brilliant! What a great guy.

Haha, fantastic.

[Stingray 9,441]

  On 10/04/2013 at 13:47, We Hate Scouse said:

Which he does. I'm not joking when I say he has come back here.

I somehow have a feeling we would have liked each other .... Dunno.

[Spike 12,049]

  On 10/04/2013 at 13:51, Stingray said:

I somehow have a feeling we would have liked each other .... Dunno.

Hmmmm....ummmm....hmmmm. Yeah....WHS..what do I say to this?

[Leif 6,006]

  On 10/04/2013 at 13:48, Spike Spiegel said:

Mine was eerily similar, except for the awkward and farting parts. Even though I'm 85% I was in there till her parent called her and started abusing and threatening her. Aaaah, good times at the Gold Coast.

Girls who get abused seem to often be into kinky shit like choking and slapping in the bedroom. So lucky you Go Chris Brown on that ass if you get the chance!!!

[Blue-in-me-Veins 4,067]

  On 10/04/2013 at 13:36, Leif said:

That Shits too funny man. You should honestly write a book, that would be something to behold. hahaha

[Stingray 9,441]

  On 10/04/2013 at 13:52, Spike Spiegel said:

Hmmmm....ummmm....hmmmm. Yeah....WHS..what do I say to this?

Or hated each other. Whatever came first.