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One for the engineers on here:

In your cellar there are three light switches in the OFF position. Each switch controls 1 of 3 light bulbs on floor above.

You may move any of the switches but you may only go upstairs to inspect the bulbs one time. How can you 100% sure determine the right switch for each bulb with only one inspection??

You turn on the first switch, wait 10 mins then turn it off and turn the second switch on and go upstairs. The lamp that is on, is obvious controlled by the second switch. You feel the bulbs that are off. The hot one would be controlled by the first switch and the cold one by the third.

Never get involved in build up play? Average passer? Dear oh dear.

And did you read my entire post back then about Bale? If you did, you would have known what I meant when I said Bale is basically a one-dimensional player because of those playing attributes. Ronaldo is capable of so much and more accomplished than that.

Yes, never gets in involved in build-up play because 8 times out of ten, when Ronaldo gets on the ball he will run at defenders. And yes he is an average passer; very rarely plays defense-splitting passes. He always relies on his speed and strength alone. For all the step-overs he does, they rarely get him past player, his sheer pace and strength do. He scores goals by beating players with his pace (either on or off the ball) or by using his powerful shots.

My point is, you can be one-dimensional and a great player.

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Yes, never gets in involved in build-up play because 8 times out of ten, when Ronaldo gets on the ball he will run at defenders. And yes he is an average passer; very rarely plays defense-splitting passes. He always relies on his speed and strength alone. For all the step-overs he does, they rarely get him past player, his sheer pace and strength do. He scores goals by beating players with his pace (either on or off the ball) or by using his powerful shots.

My point is, you can be one-dimensional and a great player.

:doh:

Agree to disagree then..

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Just found out my great Grandad (or something; it's complicated for my little brain) was one of Aston Villa's top scorers... :fainthv9:

To add to that, I did a great poo this morning, my beard is at it's perfect length AND I get to watch Chelsea twice today. FUCK YEAH!!!

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You turn on the first switch, wait 10 mins then turn it off and turn the second switch on and go upstairs. The lamp that is on, is obvious controlled by the second switch. You feel the bulbs that are off. The hot one would be controlled by the first switch and the cold one by the third.

Yes, never gets in involved in build-up play because 8 times out of ten, when Ronaldo gets on the ball he will run at defenders. And yes he is an average passer; very rarely plays defense-splitting passes. He always relies on his speed and strength alone. For all the step-overs he does, they rarely get him past player, his sheer pace and strength do. He scores goals by beating players with his pace (either on or off the ball) or by using his powerful shots.

My point is, you can be one-dimensional and a great player.

Another option:

Instead of the good old 120Volt, you make it like 10k volt, put one and let it burn out, return it to 120V, put the other one on,go up and see which one's smells/gives light

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Another option:

Instead of the good old 120Volt, you make it like 10k volt, put one and let it burn out, return it to 120V, put the other one on,go up and see which one's smells/gives light

Ummm, why would you have 10KV in your basement?! :P

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