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[Rmpr 8,977]

Back from Cuba....fantastic trip and I'd like to share a funny and sad Chelsea moment I had there. I wore my Chelsea shirt and was given a few thumbs up from Cubans but one guy in Havana stopped me and wanted to talk. "Chelsea are the best", he said in halting but perfectly understandable English. "Drogba was the best but...he not there now." He paused..."Torres..." a pained look crossed his face "not so good". Even in a country where real facts can be hard to come by, they know the truth about Torres.

How many cigars did you smoke and how many you illegally brought back to Canada?

[OneMoSalah 8,619]

SO you think since I'm an Aussie I watch the A-League? You're a fucking mouthy cunt aren't you? I should smack you across the jaw for assuming things about me, ignorant cunt.

Watch your fucking back.

But in reality, he is getting minutes at Celtic, and the SPL is above (barely) the A-League in terms of competition. He has never been much of a goal scorer so don't expect any amazing golazos any time soon. I've more hope for him than Tommy Oar, who was supposed to be really good, but he is stalling at Utrecht. To be amazingly honest, I'm surprised that Mitch Nichols is still playing for Brisbane, Celtic would be wise to snap him up too. Matthew Ryan our next number 1, Mustafa Amini who is wasting away at Dortmund...

Rogic will be good, trust me.

ah you nearly had me there, NEARLY

I think he looks a decent player Rogic, hes surely one of the few success stories from that Nike Academy thing too. Mustafa Amini turned down Celtic for Dortmund I think... still think theres hope he will get minutes at Dortmund in a season or two possibly but thats nearly 3 seasons of his developement wasted. Matthew Ryan is meant to be talented, heard a bit about him, trained with Spurs last summer IIRC (seen on Sky Sports at one point), a decent goalkeeper, tbh the Socceroos have more young talent coming through than Scotland anyway haha. Forrest is average as fuck now, McCabe and Wilson left Rangers far too soon and well Feruz is only 16 hard to see him getting games for the senior team unless he gets games and impresses.

[TorontoChelsea 4,064]

How many cigars did you smoke and how many you illegally brought back to Canada?

Many and they're legal in Canada, just much more expensive. I actually have a connect from a farmer who sells amazing cigars for basically $1 each so brought 30 of those back. (also, a big bottle of high quality rum). Good thing it was all legal because customs absolutely raped me coming back in. Made me show them all my photos and asked who everyone was, emptied my suitcases, checked for hidden compartments. It was ridiculous.

[Rmpr 8,977]

Many and they're legal in Canada, just much more expensive. I actually have a connect from a farmer who sells amazing cigars for basically $1 each so brought 30 of those back. (also, a big bottle of high quality rum). Good thing it was all legal because customs absolutely raped me coming back in. Made me show them all my photos and asked who everyone was, emptied my suitcases, checked for hidden compartments. It was ridiculous.

Sorry, I thought they were illegal.

Can they do all of that? Isnt it private stuff?

[TorontoChelsea 4,064]

Sorry, I thought they were illegal.

Can they do all of that? Isnt it private stuff?

Only illegal in the U.S. Customs officers can do what they want. They can rip your car apart and say "thanks, have a good day". It's the first time I've ever been stopped like that which is good because usually I smuggle cocaine and machine guns for a living.

[Rmpr 8,977]

Only illegal in the U.S. Customs officers can do what they want. They can rip your car apart and say "thanks, have a good day". It's the first time I've ever been stopped like that which is good because usually I smuggle cocaine and machine guns for a living.

You must visit Brazil and SA quite frequently then!

[NishC300 1,865]

Only illegal in the U.S. Customs officers can do what they want. They can rip your car apart and say "thanks, have a good day". It's the first time I've ever been stopped like that which is good because usually I smuggle cocaine and machine guns for a living.

Machine guns? Which models?

[Rmpr 8,977]

@Stingray, I'm gonna kick your ass!

[Stingray 9,441]

@Stingray, I'm gonna kick your ass!

Challenge accepted!! Beers will be belgian though!

I will Hazard you!

Ps @bushman I chose for my team. I think he will rock this game!

[Rmpr 8,977]

Challenge accepted!! Beers will be belgian though!

I will Hazard you!

Ps @bushman I chose for my team. I think he will rock this game!

Done deal!

It will be a lot cheaper now that I dont have to pay for two!

[Stingray 9,441]

Done deal!

It will be a lot cheaper now that I dont have to pay for two!

Girlfriend couldn't handle your love-snake anymore?

[Rmpr 8,977]

Girlfriend couldn't handle your love-snake anymore?

:lol:

I was already missing our pornographic talks!

She was getting tired of not being able to walk in the mornings...

[Hutcho 8,443]

Girlfriend couldn't handle your love-snake anymore?

That is wrong on so many levels...

[Hutcho 8,443]

:lol:

I was already missing our pornographic talks!

She was getting tired of not being able to walk in the mornings...

I didn't know she had a disability...

[Rmpr 8,977]

I didn't know she had a disability...

She had!

[Stingray 9,441]

Wrong love-snake @rmpr?

[Hutcho 8,443]

@Stingray,

you mean this:

[Stingray 9,441]

@Stingray,

you mean this:

Nooooooo hutcho, did you google 'lovesnake' to find that? )