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[OneMoSalah 8,883]

Fuck yeah. At least it somewhat resembles a beard.

I think I'm gonna attempt to grow a Juan Mata-esque beard.. well when I say attempt I mean not shave for ages until I have a beard...

[Spike 12,049]

I think I'm gonna attempt to grow a Juan Mata-esque beard..

What I want my beard to look like:

What it actually looks like (actually it's a bit thicker):

[Leif 6,006]

Once, in Primary School, I had a very scary teacher who was doing art with us. She gave me her special brown pen so I could colour something in as all the other brown pens were being used.

I broke the pen, and was too scared to say anything.

So I went to the toilet with the drawing I wanted to colour in brown and took a big shit on the floor. I then got a paper towel and picked some of the poo up, took it over to a sink and tried to make it into a paste by adding a little water.

I then dabbed my index finger into the poo mixture and simply stroked the areas of my drawing I wanted brown.

I just wanted to share that with you all.

[Spike 12,049]

Once, in Primary School, I had a very scary teacher who was doing art with us. She gave me her special brown pen so I could colour something in as all the other brown pens were being used.

I broke the pen, and was too scared to say anything.

So I went to the toilet with the drawing I wanted to colour in brown and took a big shit on the floor. I then got a paper towel and picked some of the poo up, took it over to a sink and tried to make it into a paste by adding a little water.

I then dabbed my index finger into the poo mixture and simply stroked the areas of my drawing I wanted brown.

I just wanted to share that with you all.

No. You did not do that.

Sick fuck.

[OneMoSalah 8,883]

What I want my beard to look like:

What it actually looks like (actually it's a bit thicker):

Mines isn't completely noticeable but I'm going to keep growing it and look like a homeless with my bottle of scotch next to me.

[Spike 12,049]

Mines isn't completely noticeable but I'm going to keep growing it and look like a homeless with my bottle of scotch next to me.

I have two years on you, boy. You'll be as handsome as me one day.

[OneMoSalah 8,883]

I have two years on you, boy. You'll be as handsome as me one day.

I know, I know... I might be more handsome tbh mate, lets be honest here.

[Leif 6,006]

@, I did indeed do that. You're just jealous that you couldn't mastermind such an ingenious plot when facing dire circumstantial like I was.

[Spike 12,049]

I know, I know... I might be more handsome tbh mate, lets be honest here.

I bet you're riddle with acne.

[Hutcho 8,443]

Once, in Primary School, I had a very scary teacher who was doing art with us. She gave me her special brown pen so I could colour something in as all the other brown pens were being used.

I broke the pen, and was too scared to say anything.

So I went to the toilet with the drawing I wanted to colour in brown and took a big shit on the floor. I then got a paper towel and picked some of the poo up, took it over to a sink and tried to make it into a paste by adding a little water.

I then dabbed my index finger into the poo mixture and simply stroked the areas of my drawing I wanted brown.

I just wanted to share that with you all.

you share the most amazing things...

[OneMoSalah 8,883]

I bet you're riddle with acne.

I am riddled with genital warts if that is any better..

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

[Spike 12,049]

@, I did indeed do that. You're just jealous that you couldn't mastermind such an ingenious plot when facing dire circumstantial like I was.

I would not have landed in such a idiotic sitiation. I've always had my wits about me.

Sick fuck.

[Spike 12,049]

I am riddled with genital warts if that is any better..

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

Who'd you get those off? Some dirty street walking skank that you go to school with I bet.

[OneMoSalah 8,883]

Once, in Primary School, I had a very scary teacher who was doing art with us. She gave me her special brown pen so I could colour something in as all the other brown pens were being used.

I broke the pen, and was too scared to say anything.

So I went to the toilet with the drawing I wanted to colour in brown and took a big shit on the floor. I then got a paper towel and picked some of the poo up, took it over to a sink and tried to make it into a paste by adding a little water.

I then dabbed my index finger into the poo mixture and simply stroked the areas of my drawing I wanted brown.

I just wanted to share that with you all.

Basically you shat yourself because the teacher would have ripped you a new one for breaking a "wee brown pencil", fuck me you share the best stories ever, that happened to me too.... did it fuck hahahaha

[OneMoSalah 8,883]

Who'd you get those off? Some dirty street walking skank that you go to school with I bet.

Bought them from amazon

talking about school I really should be in the now but I cba moving. Does that make me a bad person? No it makes me Scottish. Lazy and prefers to be out of education...