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How the fuck can you fail a multiple guess exam???

Once in college 18 years ago - I passed an exam with 76% by watching seagulls on the field and numbering them A-E whichever took off first was the entry I made !!! Admittedly I had already passed the subject and quite possibly one stoned mofo - but it worked ;)

Try that next time you get stuck ;) obviously swap seagulls for your native 'pest' bird ;)

Lol, your method will be in textbooks soon. :D

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Most of us went to our prom, but no one really danced, everyone just wondered about got pissed... :D

Fuck needing a prom to get pissed, when your Scottish you just get pissed at anything. You're litreally thinking 'Oh aye am off to get pissed' at like 8.30 am before you go to school and do so. In school your thinking 'oh aye am off to get pissed' and do so. When your at work you also think 'oh aye am off to get pissed' and do so. Basically when your Scottish, you think about getting pissed and it just happens :D

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Fuck needing a prom to get pissed, when your Scottish you just get pissed at anything. You're litreally thinking 'Oh aye am off to get pissed' at like 8.30 am before you go to school and do so. In school your thinking 'oh aye am off to get pissed' and do so. When your at work you also think 'oh aye am off to get pissed' and do so. Basically when your Scottish, you think about getting pissed and it just happens :D

Well at least you have something to pass the time... :D

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The Maths questions were just slightly harder than A level in UK ,,,

It is about the same level of the C4 he showed me, but the questions are not direct (do this). So part of the question is figuring out what to do...

I just said it aint THAT difficult, since every brazilian takes them every year.

The big difference is that you compete with others for a certain amount of places. If you had a score of 95% but 40 other people made 96%, you are out!

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lol, your life in my eyes is basically american pie 2 ( the brazilian version)...

HAHAHAHA

No, it is super boring. I wake up 5am, take bus AND tube to get to university (takes about 1:30h), study between 8am-5pm (with occasion breaks), get home at 7pm, then it is free time until 10-11pm (ps3, pc, book, tv, etc) and I go to sleep. I dont have school on fridays but I have programming and german classes. I only go out on Saturdays and Sundays (visit GF and parents, BBQ at friends, etc). As you can see, just like every miserable humam being...

This specific summer is Brazillian American Pie! :lol:

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Ryan you look very smart in your kilt my man. Doesn't suit me but its good to have a proper national dress. One you can work in, live in and scare the shit out of enemies in fights. Nothing better to get the battle fever on with. Even the Romans took the hint as did the wannabe terrorist at Glasgow airport - suicide bomber ?? you'll still get a kick in the nuts even if you are on fire.

Note the influence of Scots on our great club too. Fuck all we can't do - if we didn't invent it, we made it better.

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Ryan you look very smart in your kilt my man. Doesn't suit me but its good to have a proper national dress. One you can work in, live in and scare the shit out of enemies in fights. Nothing better to get the battle fever on with. Even the Romans took the hint as did the wannabe terrorist at Glasgow airport - suicide bomber ?? you'll still get a kick in the nuts even if you are on fire.

Note the influence of Scots on our great club too. Fuck all we can't do - if we didn't invent it, we made it better.

Thats not actually me mate hahaha, its some photo that WHS put up.

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