The Pub - Discuss Anything

[CHOULO19 24,332]

No, why would this make me happy? Scarlette Johanson naked covered in chocolate laying on my bed demanding that I 'clean' her would make me happy, not this.

We've all had that dream, haven't we?

Although in my dream, you were licking yogurt off me, not chocolate..I don't want you to gain weight.

[Spike 12,049]

We've all had that dream, haven't we?

Although in my dream, you were licking yogurt off me, not chocolate..I don't want you to gain weight.

Flavoured yogurt or the plain stuff? It would be a slow and awkward process if it were the plain stuff.

[Liquidator 5,176]

All hail King Phil

[Laylabelle 9,395]

Hehe dont think my liverpool supporting cousin was to impressed that his son is chelsea. Uncles and cousin infulence lol

[Rmpr 8,977]

All hail King Phil

YOU SAID KING PHILL?

[xPetrCechx 13,563]

I'm Leaving now for a week to london...

Chelsea and a lot more...

Happy New Year to Everybody!

[CHOULO19 24,332]

I'm Leaving now for a week to london...

Chelsea and a lot more...

Happy New Year to Everybody!

Enjoy it, mate. Happy new year

[CHOULO19 24,332]

Well, if you say so boss...

I do. Now drop and give me twenty (I meant pounds, of course, not push-ups. Don't be stupid, what would I gain if you did 20 push-ups?! )

[Jase 43,479]

I do. Now drop and give me twenty (I meant pounds, of course, not push-ups. Don't be stupid, what would I gain if you did 20 push-ups?! )

Here...

[CHOULO19 24,332]

Here...

No offence, but your queen looks more like your king

[Liquidator 5,176]

No offence, but your queen looks more like your king

she's sexy. Are you saying you aren't turned on by this woman?

[Jase 43,479]

No offence, but your queen looks more like your king

As I said earlier, you have a wild imagination!!

[CHOULO19 24,332]

she's a miserable wotsit as well

I had to google what that meant and apparently it's brand of cheese

Btw I just followed you on twitter, I would have never guessed that your name was Harry..

[Liquidator 5,176]

I would have never guessed that your name was Harry..

why is that?

EDIT: I am now your 100th follower

[Rmpr 8,977]

What are you all complaining?

[Corner 456]

I had to google what that meant and apparently it's brand of cheese

Btw I just followed you on twitter, I would have never guessed that your name was Harry..

He's the prince!

[Liquidator 5,176]

What are you all complaining?

Does she play beach volleyball on Copacabana beach? :eyebrows:

[CHOULO19 24,332]

why is that?

Because there are millions of names world-wide, how am I supposed to guess yours?!

You also sound more like a John or Adam to me