The Pub - Discuss Anything

[Spike 12,049]

This Keep Calm bullshit is getting out of hand. Another cancer of the internet of par with lolcats and idiots that don't understand the meaning of what a 'meme' is.

[Milan 17,872]

[Nando 106]

Anyone studying in London or in Scotland? I would prefer to apply for a degree in London, rather than Glasgow or Aberdeen for example, but I'm afraid that studying at such institutions like KCL, LSE or Imperial may be too posh. I just want a normal student life, which excludes all the 'spoilt children' showing off 24/7. On the other hand, Scottish Unis don't offer the same reputation and prestige, but they seem to be a great place to study and live.

[Spike 12,049]

I need a fucking shave. This shit on face resembling facial hair is embarassing. But then again I have no one to impress. Ahh, fuck I'll shave before Christmas.

[OneMoSalah 8,810]

I need a fucking shave. This shit on face resembling facial hair is embarassing. But then again I have no one to impress. Ahh, fuck I'll shave before Christmas.

Fuck shaving, keep it growing... I haven't shaved in a while either... aint nobody got time fo' dat

[Spike 12,049]

Fuck shaving, keep it growing... I haven't shaved in a while either... aint nobody got time fo' dat

Fuck yeah. At least it somewhat resembles a beard.

[OneMoSalah 8,810]

Fuck yeah. At least it somewhat resembles a beard.

I think I'm gonna attempt to grow a Juan Mata-esque beard.. well when I say attempt I mean not shave for ages until I have a beard...

[Spike 12,049]

I think I'm gonna attempt to grow a Juan Mata-esque beard..

What I want my beard to look like:

What it actually looks like (actually it's a bit thicker):

[Leif 6,006]

Once, in Primary School, I had a very scary teacher who was doing art with us. She gave me her special brown pen so I could colour something in as all the other brown pens were being used.

I broke the pen, and was too scared to say anything.

So I went to the toilet with the drawing I wanted to colour in brown and took a big shit on the floor. I then got a paper towel and picked some of the poo up, took it over to a sink and tried to make it into a paste by adding a little water.

I then dabbed my index finger into the poo mixture and simply stroked the areas of my drawing I wanted brown.

I just wanted to share that with you all.

[Spike 12,049]

Once, in Primary School, I had a very scary teacher who was doing art with us. She gave me her special brown pen so I could colour something in as all the other brown pens were being used.

I broke the pen, and was too scared to say anything.

So I went to the toilet with the drawing I wanted to colour in brown and took a big shit on the floor. I then got a paper towel and picked some of the poo up, took it over to a sink and tried to make it into a paste by adding a little water.

I then dabbed my index finger into the poo mixture and simply stroked the areas of my drawing I wanted brown.

I just wanted to share that with you all.

No. You did not do that.

Sick fuck.

[OneMoSalah 8,810]

What I want my beard to look like:

What it actually looks like (actually it's a bit thicker):

Mines isn't completely noticeable but I'm going to keep growing it and look like a homeless with my bottle of scotch next to me.

[Spike 12,049]

Mines isn't completely noticeable but I'm going to keep growing it and look like a homeless with my bottle of scotch next to me.

I have two years on you, boy. You'll be as handsome as me one day.

[OneMoSalah 8,810]

I have two years on you, boy. You'll be as handsome as me one day.

I know, I know... I might be more handsome tbh mate, lets be honest here.

[Leif 6,006]

@, I did indeed do that. You're just jealous that you couldn't mastermind such an ingenious plot when facing dire circumstantial like I was.

[Spike 12,049]

I know, I know... I might be more handsome tbh mate, lets be honest here.

I bet you're riddle with acne.

[Hutcho 8,443]

Once, in Primary School, I had a very scary teacher who was doing art with us. She gave me her special brown pen so I could colour something in as all the other brown pens were being used.

I broke the pen, and was too scared to say anything.

So I went to the toilet with the drawing I wanted to colour in brown and took a big shit on the floor. I then got a paper towel and picked some of the poo up, took it over to a sink and tried to make it into a paste by adding a little water.

I then dabbed my index finger into the poo mixture and simply stroked the areas of my drawing I wanted brown.

I just wanted to share that with you all.

you share the most amazing things...

[OneMoSalah 8,810]

I bet you're riddle with acne.

I am riddled with genital warts if that is any better..

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

[Spike 12,049]

@, I did indeed do that. You're just jealous that you couldn't mastermind such an ingenious plot when facing dire circumstantial like I was.

I would not have landed in such a idiotic sitiation. I've always had my wits about me.

Sick fuck.