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[Solonapoli 256]

Solonapoli should play this at the loudest possible volume:

Jamaican English . That's not English, that's a Creole!

Whaaaaat the fuuck? However it's perfect!

[capriccioso 2,545]

Whaaaaat the fuuck? However it's perfect!

Haha, Jamaican's speak English in a strange way.

[Kezza 1,965]

Could not understand a single word that guy was saying, other than Badder Dan Dem

[Solonapoli 256]

Haha, Jamaican's speak English in a strange way.

I did not understand a single word I don't understand very well normal English.. Jamaican English, do not even understand a letter

[capriccioso 2,545]

I did not understand a single word I don't understand very well normal English.. Jamaican English, do not even understand a letter

I can't understand either! It just sounds good

[Solonapoli 256]

I can't understand either! It just sounds good

Tomorrow at the bastards neighbors, sound good Jamaican English

[TorontoChelsea 4,064]

I have a 2300 word essay due, which is a critique on Jared Diamond's book on the Spanish Conquest of the Inca Empire due in about 6 hours time.

I still haven't started

I hope you've read the book at least! Otherwise, you might have to pull one of these sort of things...http://www.theonion.com/articles/ask-a-highschool-student-who-didnt-do-the-required,12210/

[Solonapoli 256]

Also have a son asshole, we were friends before, now I'd take a fight without problems

[capriccioso 2,545]

Could not understand a single word that guy was saying, other than Badder Dan Dem

Here are the lyrics..

Now dis is di original Burro Banton

Badda dan dem

Badda dan dem

Badda dan dem

Badda dan dem

Badda dan dem

Badda dan dem

Badda dan dem

Badda dan dem

Badda dan dem

Badda dan dem

Badda dan dem

Badda dan dem

Badda dan dem

Badda dan dem

Badda dan dem

Badda dan dem

Mi born badda dan dem, an go rougher dan dem

All dem a move an a gwaan u kno ah mi set di trend

Mi ban quicker dan dem, mi dress slicker dan dem

mi ah di leaf, mi ah di root, mi ah di branch, mi ah di stem

Wah test dem, di banton a tru born legend

enter di bidnezz '75 an dat was way back when

Wuk dem! Wipipipi bamskeng

when Beenie and Bounty dem was just children

if you tink a lie, go ask the general skeng

mi used to dj Stereo Mars from ten till ten

Volcano, 'jaro until di needle it bend

ahm di govonor general dat mean seh me nuh beg fren

dem tek mi banton, mi neva tek nutten fi dem

am di standard recommended highest grade of di blend

start round a walk to pen with ricky ten dem round a grants pen

Badda dan dem, an go rougher dan dem

All dem a move an a gwaan u kno ah mi set di trend

Mi ban quicker dan dem, mi dress slicker dan dem

mi ah di leaf, mi ah di root, mi ah di branch, mi ah di stem

Mi stan up like daniel inna di lion den,

walk alone, dat means de mi nuh walk wit fren

any bwoy mi nuh like, me nuh chat up to dem,

gyal mi no rate cyaan be mi gal fren

machine me nuh borrow, machine me nuh lend

me lock di glock an massive ten fi sake ah children

war, obstacle, barriers and problems,

if a clat violate u kno am get condem

Call mi badda dan dem, and go rougher dan dem

All dem a move an a gwaan u kno ah mi set di trend

Mi ban quicker dan dem, mi dress slicker dan dem

mi ah di leaf, mi ah di root, mi ah di branch, mi ah di stem

From di day mi born seh mi a gangsta fi dem

some tackin out dem face and dem is no problem,

stand up outta road and dem a peep over me fence

like dem waan take di stripes outta me pants leg

jah jah ah mi guide, selassi ah mi confidence

mi earnin all di dollars, dem accumilating cents

hyping up demselfs, an dem dont have no sense

ah mi rule di lane, di streets and di providence

Mi badda dan dem, an go rougher dan dem

All dem a move an a gwaan u kno ah mi set di trend

Mi ban quicker dan dem, mi dress slicker dan dem

mi ah di leaf, mi ah di root, mi ah di branch, mi ah di stem

Wah test dem, di banton a tru born legend

enter di bidnezz '75 an dat was way back when

Wuk dem! Wipipipi bamskeng

when Beenie and Bounty dem was just children

if you tink a lie, go ask the general skeng

mi used to dj Stereo Mars from ten till ten

Volcano, 'jaro until di needle it bend

ahm di govonor general dat mean seh me nuh beg fren

dem tek mi Banton, mi neva tek nutten fi dem

am di standard recommended highest grade of di blend

start round a walk to pen with ricky ten dem round a grants pen

Badda dan dem, an go rougher dan dem

All dem a move an a gwaan u kno ah mi set di trend

Mi ban quicker dan dem, dress slicker dan dem

mi ah di leaf, mi ah di root, mi ah di branch, mi ah di stem

Badda dan dem, an go rougher dan dem

[capriccioso 2,545]

I hope you've read the book at least! Otherwise, you might have to pull one of these sort of things...http://www.theonion....required,12210/

Yeah I've read the book. It's easy though. Basically Diamond's argument comes down to 'Guns, Germs and Steel'; which is really easy to work with. All I have to do is define what he means by those, agree with them, then pack in my essay with quotes from other authors to support my argument

[TorontoChelsea 4,064]

Could not understand a single word that guy was saying, other than Badder Dan Dem

Patois is impossible to understand! There are tons of Jamaicans in Toronto and if you hang out in certain areas, you will hear it all the time. I just know a few swear which always seems to be the first thing most of us learn in new languages.

[Solonapoli 256]

In Italy exist the "dialect" you don't understand nothing surely

[OneMoSalah 8,785]

Scottish accent swearing is the best.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdNqUW5wwTE

Billy Connolly = god.

[TorontoChelsea 4,064]

Yeah I've read the book. It's easy though. Basically Diamond's argument comes down to 'Guns, Germs and Steel'; which is really easy to work with. All I have to do is define what he means by those, agree with them, then pack in my essay with quotes from other authors to support my argument

Glorious padding...gotta love those footnotes. "Ibid" is only one word but it takes up a whole line!

[Solonapoli 256]

Dialect "tarantino" from my city!

[capriccioso 2,545]

Glorious padding...gotta love those footnotes. "Ibid" is only one word but it takes up a whole line!

Uhoh, I think I'm running into trouble here. I've completed the first paragraph, and I've already got 600 words down without a single quote. It'll be really hard to keep under the limit.

Chicago Style Referencing is something loathesome. Why can't they let me use Harvard Style?!

[OneMoSalah 8,785]

Uhoh, I think I'm running into trouble here. I've completed the first paragraph, and I've already got 600 words down without a single quote. It'll be really hard to keep under the limit.

Chicago Style Referencing is something loathesome. Why can't they let me use Harvard Style?!

What the limit is 2300? I thought you said the minimum was 2300....

[Solonapoli 256]

To me when people argue it's because don't fuck