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Girls call me nice. Usually in the same sentence as the word 'friend'. Oh the friend zone, what a wonderful place to be.

Girls parents usually call me nice. No, seriously, I was that guy that parents allow their kids to go somewhere when they knew I was going, even if they just met me! I honestly still don't get why!

As a teenager, that was ten times worse than the friend zone because obviously the first thing that teenage girls look for in a guy is that her parents think he's nice.

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Girls call me nice. Usually in the same sentence as the word 'friend'. Oh the friend zone, what a wonderful place to be.

No such thing as the friend zone, busta. Either you are relationship material or you aren't. The thing about women you must appriciate is that unlike men they actually don't have a set standard for what they find 'attractive'. Some women are literally attracted to husky men, some are attracted to twigs, it varies incredibly. Their definition of 'beauty' is far more eclectic than men's.

There are women out their that like skinny blond boys that look like they are ten but the women you fancy obviously don't like that.

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Girls parents usually call me nice. No, seriously, I was that guy that parents allow their kids to go somewhere when they knew I was going, even if they just met me! I honestly still don't get why!

As a teenager, that was ten times worse than the friend zone because obviously the first thing that teenage girls look for in a guy is that her parents think he's nice.

Well, some parents have a really bad intuition about those things. A few of my friends that my parents thought were nice people and felt comfortable about me hanging out with were some of the craziest motherfuckers I've ever met.

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No such thing as the friend zone, busta. Either you are relationship material or you aren't. The thing about women you must appriciate is that unlike men they actually don't have a set standard for what they find 'attractive'. Some women are literally attracted to husky men, some are attracted to twigs, it varies incredibly. Their definition of 'beauty' is far more eclectic than men's.

There are women out their that like skinny blond boys that look like they are ten but the women you fancy obviously don't like that.

Ouch!

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Well, some parents have a really bad intuition about those things. A few of my friends that my parents thought were nice people and felt comfortable about me hanging out with were some of the craziest motherfuckers I've ever met.

Tbh, as a teenager, I was a bit on the "crazy motherfucker" side myself. Really, whenever I think back on how I used to think and act as a teenager, all that comes to my mind is "Why didn't someone just punch me in the face!"

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Girls call me nice. Usually in the same sentence as the word 'friend'. Oh the friend zone, what a wonderful place to be.

They call me weird because apparently walking around with your dick out is a crime.

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Tbh, as a teenager, I was a bit on the "crazy motherfucker" side myself. Really, whenever I think back on how I used to think and act as a teenager, all that comes to my mind is "Why didn't someone just punch me in the face!"

I think I've never been too crazy. Looking back, I think most of the crazy stuff I did were caused more by my own stupidity than by badassery. For instance, me and a friend once spent like 2-3 hours walking home at 3:00 a.m because the place where we were didn't seem that far away when we got there by taxi. There might have been some alcoholic beverage involved in our decision making. And we might have passed by some shady places and there might have been some running from a couple guys.

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But Harry, you're gay.

I was so friendzoned once this girl wanted me to sleep in the same bed as her after a party because 'I'm such a good friend that I wouldn't do anything.' It's either that or she could tell that I'll come out of the closet in a couple of years. Maybe girls can tell if you will be gay or not. Fascinating creatures aren't they?

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