The_Flash 1,144 Posted October 19, 2013 Share Posted October 19, 2013 Rangers won 4-3 yay!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BluesChick 1,260 Posted October 20, 2013 Share Posted October 20, 2013 Ugh, I am totally wiped out today. Out late last night then woke up to the sound of my neighbor grinding down a wall at 7:30! Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk HD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted October 20, 2013 Share Posted October 20, 2013 Ugh, I am totally wiped out today. Out late last night then woke up to the sound of my neighbor grinding down a wall at 7:30!Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk HDGrinding down a wall? Like with an angle grinder or something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NishC300 1,865 Posted October 20, 2013 Share Posted October 20, 2013 I'd eat them even if they tasted terrible Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post! Hutcho 8,443 Posted October 20, 2013 Popular Post! Share Posted October 20, 2013 SOCIALISMYou have 2 cows.You give one to your neighbour.COMMUNISMYou have 2 cows.The State takes both and gives you some milk.FASCISMYou have 2 cows.The State takes both and sells you some milk.NAZISMYou have 2 cows.The State takes both and shoots you.BUREAUCRATISMYou have 2 cows.The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the milk away.TRADITIONAL CAPITALISMYou have two cows.You sell one and buy a bull.Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.You sell them and retire on the income.SURREALISMYou have two giraffes.The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.AN AMERICAN CORPORATIONYou have two cows.You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow has dropped dead.ROYAL BANK OF SCOTLAND VENTURE CAPITALISMYou have two cows.You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows.The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company.The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more.You sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States, leaving you with nine cows.No balance sheet provided with the release.The public then buys your bull.A FRENCH CORPORATIONYou have two cows.You go on strike, organize a riot, and block the roads, because you want three cows.A JAPANESE CORPORATIONYou have two cows.You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.You then create a clever cow cartoon image called ‘Cowkimon’ and market it worldwide.A GERMAN CORPORATIONYou have two cows.You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.AN ITALIAN CORPORATIONYou have two cows, but you don’t know where they are.You decide to have lunch.A RUSSIAN CORPORATIONYou have two cows.You count them and learn you have five cows.You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.You count them again and learn you have 2 cows.You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.A SWISS CORPORATIONYou have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you.You charge the owners for storing them.A CHINESE CORPORATIONYou have two cows.You have 300 people milking them.You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity.You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.AN INDIAN CORPORATIONYou have two cows.You worship them.A BRITISH CORPORATIONYou have two cows.Both are mad.AN IRAQI CORPORATIONEveryone thinks you have lots of cows.You tell them that you have none.No-one believes you, so they bomb the crap out of you and invade your country.You still have no cows, but at least you are now a Democracy.AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATIONYou have two cows.Business seems pretty good.You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATIONYou have two cows.The one on the left looks very attractive. Spike, Strike, Tiwaz and 9 others 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BluesChick 1,260 Posted October 20, 2013 Share Posted October 20, 2013 Ugh, I am totally wiped out today. Out late last night then woke up to the sound of my neighbor grinding down a wall at 7:30! Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk HD Grinding down a wall? Like with an angle grinder or something? Yep, they are redoing the apartment next to us, I sound they are removing concrete walls. It is very loud and annoying! Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk HD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted October 20, 2013 Share Posted October 20, 2013 Do you guys like Vsauce?cuz im on it now Peppen and Hutcho 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJames 729 Posted October 20, 2013 Share Posted October 20, 2013 Yep, they are redoing the apartment next to us, I sound they are removing concrete walls. It is very loud and annoying!Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk HDI feel your pain! I'm currently doing some Reno work at home the noise, dusk and general displacement is a pain. The crew comes at 6:30 too!! Apparently they don't know about sleep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanicus 5,208 Posted October 20, 2013 Share Posted October 20, 2013 Guys, what do you think about my Madeleine - Jacques Brel single?Especially French and Belgian members. http://www.mediafire.com/listen/2cr5fgixituawc8/madeline+jst.mp3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rmpr 8,977 Posted October 20, 2013 Share Posted October 20, 2013 SOCIALISMYou have 2 cows.You give one to your neighbour.COMMUNISMYou have 2 cows.The State takes both and gives you some milk.Awesome post, absolutely hilarious! But those two are inverted...here is no State in Communism and a strong State transitional State in Socialism. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jase 43,479 Posted October 20, 2013 Share Posted October 20, 2013 Jeff Dunham's Achmed The Dead Terrorist comedy is absolutely quality and brilliant! Here's one..http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31XTzvDjbVQ Stingray 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nachikethas 1,154 Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 ballack is coming to india for the ipl like football tournament which gona start next year. my home town probably will get a franchise that means i could get a chance to see him. :dude: hjperdeath, CHOULO19, Azpinator and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 @, Jeff Dunham is to comedy what AIDS is to Africa and by logic the rest of the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rmpr 8,977 Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 ballack is coming to india for the ipl like football tournament which gona start next year. my home town probably will get a franchise that means i could get a chance to see him. :dude: Ballack was in the same hotel as mine in Munich! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nachikethas 1,154 Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 Ballack was in the same hotel as mine in Munich! lucky bastard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rmpr 8,977 Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 lucky bastard He was rooting for Bayern though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 @Rmpr, Why do Argies and Uruguayans usually have such gritty no-nonsense defenders and midfielders? When I think about these two, I don't necessarily think quality I just think 'ouch'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rmpr 8,977 Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 @Rmpr, Why do Argies and Uruguayans usually have such gritty no-nonsense defenders and midfielders? When I think about these two, I don't necessarily think quality I just think 'ouch'.I have no idea, but....It could be because of:1. They have a very small population compared to Brazil (fuck, Uruguay has 4mi people). 2. They didnt have the big African influence we had. There wasnt many slaves who came to their countries like the rest of the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BluesChick 1,260 Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 Yep, they are redoing the apartment next to us, I sound they are removing concrete walls. It is very loud and annoying! Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk HD I feel your pain! I'm currently doing some Reno work at home the noise, dusk and general displacement is a pain. The crew comes at 6:30 too!! Apparently they don't know about sleep You poor thing! Reno sucks! Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk HD DJames 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hjperdeath 2,226 Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 Changed my blog's layout. Opinion guys?http://scoutaficionado.tumblr.com/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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