BlueLion. 21,491 Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 EVERYONE CHANGING THEIR FUCKING AVATARS, THERE IS A FUCKING GREY CLOUD ON TOP OF SB.75% win rate since I changed mine. Like a boss Rmpr and Hutcho 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rmpr 8,977 Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 75% win rate since I changed mine. Like a boss Yep, changed mine as well!Btw, we did not qualify for UCL because of BluesMaster. Hutcho 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueLion. 21,491 Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 Fucking bastard, I'm banning that moron immediately. OneMoSalah and Rmpr 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manpe 10,861 Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 @Leif, I'm suffering from extremely painful constipation atm. Any suggestions how to relieve it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leif 6,006 Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 @manpe,Blend up a banana with milk and drink it. Your poo should come out nice and easy within 15 minutes.To be even more sure of it coming out, add 1 extra banana.It's simple, but it works. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rmpr 8,977 Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 Blend up a banana with milk and drink it. Your poo should come out nice and easy within 15 minutes.To be even more sure of it coming out, add 1 extra banana.It's simple, but it works. @manpe, be careful to do it at night, you might blend @ unintentionally! BlueLion. and Kieran. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kieran. 6,317 Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 @manpe, be careful to do it at night, you might blend @ unintentionally! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rmpr 8,977 Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 That awkward moment when you have to explain a joke...Alex said he fights crime dressed as a giant banana. So, if Manpildo wants to blend it with milk, be careful to do it at night! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueLion. 21,491 Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 HAHA brilliant! Have a cookie! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kieran. 6,317 Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 That awkward moment when you have to explain a joke...Alex said he fights crime dressed as a giant banana. So, if Manpildo wants to blend it with milk, be careful to do it at night!I mistook banana for something else... Rmpr and Sheva. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneMoSalah 8,886 Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 Inverting the pyramid arrived woo! The other book fucking hasn't though, fuck you amazon!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fulham Broadway 17,332 Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 Anyone know Dave Johnstone CFCUK ? If you dont I recommend the fanzine its the dogs bollox.He had this text yesterday after the gameDave its Frankie Lamps. I'm guessing your having a few now with some of the boys. Just want to say a massive massive thanks to you and all the fans for your support today. It means everything to me. I'm chels like all of you no matter what.. Thanks mate please pass that on as much as you can cos you lot are special.. And thanks for the bit in the fanzine. Bang on..FL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rmpr 8,977 Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 Anyone know Dave Johnstone CFCUK ? If you dont I recommend the fanzine its the dogs bollox.Ok, dont punch me...What is CFCUK? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
We Hate Scouse 10,327 Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 Ok, dont punch me...What is CFCUK?http://www.transparentsport.com/cfcuk/ Rmpr 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rmpr 8,977 Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 http://www.transparentsport.com/cfcuk/The Fundamentals Of Chelsea Fundamentalism The restoration of, and belief in, the ‘70s’ crestThe demolition of the Village hotels / apartments and a rebuilding of a stadium at Stamford Bridge that would allow a sixty thousand capacityAn equitable ticket pricing structureA supporter representative on the Board of DirectorsNo shirt sponsorshipThat the club should stress to those concerned, the importance of supporters being able to travel to and from games at reasonable times as opposed to having to cater for the mass ranks of the armchair spectator via live televised broadcastsA recognition that the club’s ‘bread and butter’ is earned within the structure of the English leagues and FA, and as great a prominence as possible should be placed upon Chelsea’s responsibilities, as part of the English league system, to the other 91 League clubsChelsea Football Club is a worthy and up-standing concern that will not only put something back into the local community, but will also give that community a sense of pride in the clubIt’s YOUR club - keep the faith!Chelsea Fundamentalism is the ONLY answer!LOLThey will never get it, although I would welcome most of the changes they propose!The no shirt sponsor seems very extreme and without reason... Hutcho 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue-in-me-Veins 4,067 Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 <blockquote class='ipsBlockquote'data-author="Rmpr" data-cid="562079" data-time="1355493965"><p> <br />That awkward moment when you have to explain a joke...<br /> <br />Alex said he fights crime dressed as a giant banana. So, if Manpildo wants to blend it with milk, be careful to do it at night!</p></blockquote>that awkward moment when your awkward moment only applies to you......just like i did there. Rmpr 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fulham Broadway 17,332 Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 Ok, dont punch me...What is CFCUK?Its a great read. Sold outside home n away :blue scalf: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liquidator 5,176 Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 It is probably because nobody has anything better to do. Doesnt everyone think we play football, stay on the beach and dance samba all day? Is that why I dont have a nickname? In the UK assumptions about Brazil include:Everyone is really good at football and futsal and have unbelievable tekkersWhen people are not playing football they are samba dancing or being cool Brazilian dudesThe women are all sexyThe whole population plays beach volleyball on Copacabana beachEveryone has really cool nicknames Rmpr 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rmpr 8,977 Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 In the UK assumptions about Brazil include:Everyone is really good at football and futsal and have unbelievable tekkersWhen people are not playing football they are samba dancing or being cool Brazilian dudesThe women are all sexyThe whole population plays beach volleyball on Copacabana beachEveryone has really cool nicknamesBRILLIANT Liquidator 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liquidator 5,176 Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 @Rmpr I just started learning Brazilian Portuguese! Rmpr 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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