The Pub - Discuss Anything

[We Hate Scouse 10,286]

I'm 21, don't have license and am not planning on getting one either

So you're not going to get a car, drive to England and see me, before I progressively start pushing you in the face because you try stealing MY MOTHERFUCKING KEYBOARDS!!!

[manpe 10,861]

Just took a piss but my foreskin decided to be a dickhead (see what i did there?) and somehow block the pee-hole partially, causing my pee to come out like a broken water pipe and splash all over my leg and my onlooking cat.

Oh I know that's frustrating

[Leif 6,006]

I honestly read your posts, and am not sure whether to laugh, cry, or to run away. lol.

I promise you I'm not as scary as I perhaps portray myself as being on here.

I just have on obsession with poo (my own), porn (not my own), piss and Spongebob (he's great. I know his laugh just makes some people want to cry though.)

[Kieran. 6,317]

Fuck, I haven't been this high in a while. Feels good man.

[Hutcho 8,443]

Oh I know that's frustrating

The piss going everywhere or the onlooking cat?

[Hutcho 8,443]

I promise you I'm not as scary as I perhaps portray myself as being on here.

I just have on obsession with poo (my own), porn (not my own), piss and Spongebob (he's great. I know his laugh just makes some people want to cry though.)

So 2 girls one cup whilst wearing spongebob PJ's is as good as it gets for you.

[manpe 10,861]

Fuck, I haven't been this high in a while. Feels good man.

Not fit enough for moderator duty. Impeach!

The piss going everywhere or the onlooking cat?

Both. Actually whenever you piss you also pee on yourself, micro spatter or smth.

[renanh 311]

Been really getting into podcasts lately, great way to pass the time while commuting.

Does anyone know any good Chelsea FC themed podcasts?

[Spike 12,049]

@Rmpr, I really want to learn a second language right. And I want your completely unbiased opinion. What is easier and most useful: Portuguese or Spanish? Let's say I learn one, will the other be easier to learn? I hear they are very similar.

[Rmpr 8,977]

@Rmpr, I really want to learn a second language right. And I want your completely unbiased opinion. What is easier and most useful: Portuguese or Spanish? Let's say I learn one, will the other be easier to learn? I hear they are very similar.

It depends on what you want!

Do you want to date Hot Brazilian Chicks? Do you want to learn the most useful or the easiest? Do you want to be able to understand Luiz and Oscar or to understand Mata and Torres? Do you want to travel to Rio or to Ibiza? Etc...

Portuguese is much harder to learn than Spanish, but Spanish is much more useful (more countries that use it). Both are very similar though, so is Italian (but less). If you know Portuguese you will be able to understand whoever speaks Spanish, vice-versa. It will be harder to talk, since gramar rules are different. However, you will understand a lot, since many words are the same or have minor changes.

[James 5,194]

Been really getting into podcasts lately, great way to pass the time while commuting.

Does anyone know any good Chelsea FC themed podcasts?

Chelsea Football Fancast best ive listened to.

[Blue-in-me-Veins 4,067]

what a horrible weeks this has been,, was taking a look at my grades at the midway mark and they are absolutely horrible only one A and thats in my easiest class (mandarin) Can't wait for my mom to 'conveniently' wonder how i'm doing in school,, im in for a ,nope,THE speech of the ages.

MOM: then me:

[Spike 12,049]

It depends on what you want!

Do you want to date Hot Brazilian Chicks? Do you want to learn the most useful or the easiest? Do you want to be able to understand Luiz and Oscar or to understand Mata and Torres? Do you want to travel to Rio or to Ibiza? Etc...

Portuguese is much harder to learn than Spanish, but Spanish is much more useful (more countries that use it). Both are very similar though, so is Italian (but less). If you know Portuguese you will be able to understand whoever speaks Spanish, vice-versa. It will be harder to talk, since gramar rules are different. However, you will understand a lot, since many words are the same or have minor changes.

The minute you said Spanish is easier I had made my mind up. And there are twice as many Spanish speakers than Portuguese.

[manpe 10,861]

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what a horrible weeks this has been,, was taking a look at my grades at the midway mark and they are absolutely horrible only one A and thats in my easiest class (mandarin) Can't wait for my mom to 'conveniently' wonder how i'm doing in school,, im in for <del class='bbc'>a</del> ,nope,THE speech of the ages. <br />

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<p class='bbc_center'>MOM: then me: </p></p></blockquote>

My 11th grade report was so bad that i flushed it down the toilet. I had 8 negative grades, was on the verge of getting kicked out. Man that was a shit period in my life, i'm surprised i survived it.

[renanh 311]

definitely

Chelsea Football Fancast best ive listened to.

Thanks mate, ill definitely check it out.

[Kez 2,727]

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I'm 21, don't have license and am not planning on getting one either</p></blockquote>

Each to their own, I can't handle being a bus wanker for the rest of my life.

[BlueLion. 21,491]

EVERYONE CHANGING THEIR FUCKING AVATARS, THERE IS A FUCKING GREY CLOUD ON TOP OF SB.

75% win rate since I changed mine. Like a boss

[Rmpr 8,977]

75% win rate since I changed mine. Like a boss

Yep, changed mine as well!

Btw, we did not qualify for UCL because of BluesMaster.