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[zolayes 14,489]

MY PENIS HAS GROWN A MOTHERFUCKING INCH SINCE I LAST MEASURED IT (flaccid)!!!

GET IN-FUCKING-THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!

gosh its grown an inch in 10 minutes ...it must be those magic beans you got for selling the cow Jack

[Muzchap 8,966]

MY PENIS HAS GROWN A MOTHERFUCKING INCH SINCE I LAST MEASURED IT (flaccid)!!!

GET IN-FUCKING-THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Scratching the numbers off your ruler and re-writing them does not equal an inch in growth

Thanks for sharing it with us though!

Bet the ladies love those 3inches now

[osgoodisgod 150]

MY PENIS HAS GROWN A MOTHERFUCKING INCH SINCE I LAST MEASURED IT (flaccid)!!!

GET IN-FUCKING-THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not sure mother fucking is the best way to describe your boaby

[OneMoSalah 8,883]

MY PENIS HAS GROWN A MOTHERFUCKING INCH SINCE I LAST MEASURED IT (flaccid)!!!

GET IN-FUCKING-THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuck sake should of expected something like this after seeing "Leif" on my screen tbh haha.

[Muzchap 8,966]

Fuck sake should of expected something like this after seeing "Leif" on my screen tbh haha.

Kinda like Leif me alone?

[Beirut_Blues 306]

bored

[Leif 6,006]

Just took a piss but my foreskin decided to be a dickhead (see what i did there?) and somehow block the pee-hole partially, causing my pee to come out like a broken water pipe and splash all over my leg and my onlooking cat.

[Hutcho 8,443]

bored

You could start measuring things as @Leif, seems to keep himself entertained that way for many an hour...

[Hutcho 8,443]

Just took a piss but my foreskin decided to be a dickhead (see what i did there?) and somehow block the pee-hole partially, causing my pee to come out like a broken water pipe and splash all over my leg and my onlooking cat.

I honestly read your posts, and am not sure whether to laugh, cry, or to run away. lol.

[We Hate Scouse 10,326]

I'm 21, don't have license and am not planning on getting one either

So you're not going to get a car, drive to England and see me, before I progressively start pushing you in the face because you try stealing MY MOTHERFUCKING KEYBOARDS!!!

[manpe 10,861]

Just took a piss but my foreskin decided to be a dickhead (see what i did there?) and somehow block the pee-hole partially, causing my pee to come out like a broken water pipe and splash all over my leg and my onlooking cat.

Oh I know that's frustrating

[Leif 6,006]

I honestly read your posts, and am not sure whether to laugh, cry, or to run away. lol.

I promise you I'm not as scary as I perhaps portray myself as being on here.

I just have on obsession with poo (my own), porn (not my own), piss and Spongebob (he's great. I know his laugh just makes some people want to cry though.)

[Kieran. 6,317]

Fuck, I haven't been this high in a while. Feels good man.

[Hutcho 8,443]

Oh I know that's frustrating

The piss going everywhere or the onlooking cat?

[Hutcho 8,443]

I promise you I'm not as scary as I perhaps portray myself as being on here.

I just have on obsession with poo (my own), porn (not my own), piss and Spongebob (he's great. I know his laugh just makes some people want to cry though.)

So 2 girls one cup whilst wearing spongebob PJ's is as good as it gets for you.