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you have let your people down Ryan,,what have you been doing at the gym!?!?

too fucking much haha! my shoulder was kinda hurting the other day just started hurting more today. still I am a machine and do not feel pain. :Goober:

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I was going to say that. But it's not really a condition is it?

Is it strange as a child that solipsism was essentially how I viewed the world?

Given what I know about you, then no :) Sometimes I feel solipsistic, even though I know it's absurd, but I can't help it. They say it's a sign of narcissism :whistling:

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Given what I know about you, then no :) Sometimes I feel solipsistic, even though I know it's absurd, but I can't help it. They say it's a sign of narcissism :whistling:

Well I am rather good looking and very talented. Not too mention clever and oh so witty.

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I've done a good job with you then, haven't I? The fact that I made you the lost twin of De Gea in a far away land is part of a bigger scheme of irony.

De Gea needs a large nose to be compared with me. We look nothing alike otherwise, I'm much more handsome.

I think it's actually called Depersonalisation Disorder.

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Fraternal twins born in different years and on different continents.

What can I say, God (me) acts in mysterious ways. Isn't that the universal explanation to everything unexplainable, thus making everything explainable and neglecting the illogical?

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Why is it when we greet we answer a question with a question?

For example:

Person A: goes to the counter at a store. "how are you?

Person B replies "how's your day goin?"

This happens to me on the phone when all my sentences become questions, so after like 20 seconds I realize I'm interrogating the shit out of my friend.

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Why is it when we greet we answer a question with a question?

For example:

Person A: goes to the counter at a store. "how are you?

Person B replies "how's your day goin?"

Because nobody ever replies to ''how are you'' with ''not great'' or ''could be better'' and the generic responses like ''Fine!" or "All right!" are deemed too unimportant to signify with the spoken word. Thus, skipping to the return question is considered acceptable.

That, or people as a general rule are morons.

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Why is it when we greet we answer a question with a question?

For example:

Person A: goes to the counter at a store. "how are you?

Person B replies "how's your day goin?"

Also happens with drug dealers

Customer: You holding?

Dealer: What you looking for?

Customer: Got any coke?

Dealer: How much you want?

Customer: Depends, how much does an ounce cost?

Dealer: $800, so it is a deal?

Customer: You're shitting me right?

Dealer: Why would I lie to a loyal customer?

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Also happens with drug dealers

Customer: You holding?

Dealer: What you looking for?

Customer: Got any coke?

Dealer: How much you want?

Customer: Depends, how much does an ounce cost?

Dealer: $800, so it is a deal?

Customer: You're shitting me right?

Dealer: Why would I lie to a loyal customer?

Speaking from experience? :lol:

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