The Pub - Discuss Anything

[Amblève. 4,995]

Those bastards are offline. Sleeping I guess, although We Hate Scouse is most likely spending his nights changing diapers, cursing his fate and regretting his life.. and his days he spends giving out refunds to me. capriccioso on the other hand is watching reruns of Grey's Anatomy and is drunk and passed out, that's a given.

You should be looking for plan B members. Or just go to bed.

[capriccioso 2,545]

Spike is an early riser.

I woke up 20 minutes ago, at 12:17 Australian time

[manpe 10,861]

Does anybody else think that Great Britain looks like a sitting poodle sniffing its excrement? Ireland being the latter then.

I mean look at it closely

That's stunning

[capriccioso 2,545]

I can't see it.

[Amblève. 4,995]

Me neither. But WTF?

[manpe 10,861]

I can't see it.

Scotland is the head of the poodle with two large ears (or tussocks) pointing backwards, the southwestern point close to Northern Ireland being its nose. England and Wales make up its body and Ireland is just a pile of shit that the dog is sniffing or looking at. All my life I've seen GB as a poodle, but noone else has On the other hand I fail to see Scandinavia as a tiger, while everybody else sees it.

[Spike 12,049]

Scotland is the head of the poodle with two large ears (or tussocks) pointing backwards, the southwestern point close to Northern Ireland being its nose. England and Wales make up its body and Ireland is just a pile of shit that the dog is sniffing or looking at. All my life I've seen GB as a poodle, but noone else has On the other hand I fail to see Scandinavia as a tiger, while everybody else sees it.

Don't worry, Spike can see it.

Spike sees everything. Spike is eternal.

Those bastards are offline. Sleeping I guess, although We Hate Scouse is most likely spending his nights changing diapers, cursing his fate and regretting his life.. and his days he spends giving out refunds to me. capriccioso on the other hand is watching reruns of Grey's Anatomy and is drunk and passed out, that's a given. is too busy being Scottish.

I haven't been drunk for almost two weeks. Though that is likely soon to change.

[We Hate Scouse 10,326]

@manpe,

First of all I'd like to say I can see the poodle. It's brilliant

Secondly, what is this forum that you are running? I imagine it will be something to do with singing, considering you're so good at it.

Thirdly, you're a dirty thieving Estonian. You stole my heart and then left

[Liquidator 5,176]

I have decided that my lifetime ambition is to go on university challenge and call Jeremy paxman a nob.

[capriccioso 2,545]

Kezza should upload a video of himself doing a Haka

[Leif 6,006]

I want to go to one of Gordon Ramsay's restaurants, pick up a plate, throw it at the wall and scream "WHOEVER MADE THIS RISOTTO IS AN UTTER, FUCKING DONKEY!"

See how he likes it.

[Kezza 1,965]

Haha Im a lanky white guy. Don't know if i'll pull off the whole Maori warrior thing like the All Blacks do.

Actually it'll probably have the complete opposite affect.

Can someone tell me if Mata is my avatar or is JT, Cole, Mikel in black n white my avatar?