The Pub - Discuss Anything

[Spike 12,049]

I told him once if didnt give me the laptop I would elbow drop him twice, he took my advice and used the tablet.

I am trusted a lot as well. Much more than my little shit of a brother anyway. Hes going through that 13 year old phase where because he has pubes he thinks hes the coolest guy ever. Point is I bet hes not even got pubes.

Bitch please. I bet your facial looks like fluff compared to my almight beard.

[OneMoSalah 8,785]

Bitch please. I bet your facial looks like fluff compared to my almight beard.

I have only recently shaved, give me time

[Kezza 1,965]

I hate my brother so much hes making me use this Blackberry tablet instead of his laptop ands is actually so fucking annoying! He is a cunt and I shall get my revenge either via killing him or wounding him.

[capriccioso 2,545]

Bitch please. I bet your facial looks like fluff compared to my almight beard.

I don't have much facial hair at all. Only under my chin

By the way guys this is what Spike looks like. No joke, I've seen him IRL and he looks exactly like this:

[manpe 10,861]

I don't have much facial hair at all. Only under my chin

Well prescribe yourself some hormones or something

[capriccioso 2,545]

Well prescribe yourself some hormones or something

No thanks. I'm hung like an elephant, I've got plenty of hair everywhere else, and I'm confident I've got enough testosterone to go about.

Perhaps an anthropologist could speculate as to a reason for my lack of facial hair.

[manpe 10,861]

No thanks. I'm hung like an elephant, I've got plenty of hair everywhere else, and I'm confident I've got enough testosterone to go about.

Perhaps an anthropologist could speculate as to a reason for my lack of facial hair.

You're only 18, it will come. Some men don't grow a full beard until they're in their early twenties, some do it already when they're 18. As diverse as the human race is.

[capriccioso 2,545]

You're only 18, it will come. Some men don't grow a full beard until they're in their early twenties, some do it already when they're 18. As diverse as the human race is.

I don't want a beard, though. I'll look like Spike

[manpe 10,861]

I don't want a beard, though. I'll look like Spike

Look, if you want to be taken seriously, then you have to have some sort of beard or moustache. Otherwise you're just a feminized male.

[capriccioso 2,545]

Look, if you want to be taken seriously, then you have to have some sort of beard. Otherwise you're just a feminized male.

But most people shave their beards anyway.

Who'll know the difference?

[manpe 10,861]

But most people shave their beards anyway.

Who'll know the difference?

Yes, that's because we're gradually moving towards more feminized world. Men are being persuaded more and more into feminine fields and habits. If 20-30 years ago hairy was sexy (think Tom Jones or David Hasselhoff), then nowadays more and more men are being pressured into shaving themselves all over the body, most famous sex symbols now being practically hairless. Suddenly I see girls and women regurgitating over hairy men. We will do anything for pussy, it all comes down to that one simple thing, that's why men have sold themselves out.

I have no idea what I'm talking about.

[capriccioso 2,545]

I have no idea what I'm talking about.

Spammer!

[capriccioso 2,545]

Who remembers these?

That pitch invader :lol:

[Blue-in-me-Veins 4,067]

Who remembers these?

i missed the match care to fill me in?

[capriccioso 2,545]

i missed the match care to fill me in?

Kalou scored a quadruple hat trick and we won 22-0.

[Blue Armour 4,312]

Older siblings are always bullies.

Lol..where did you get that impression? We just like to exercise a little bit of authority..

[capriccioso 2,545]

Lol..where did you get that impression? We just like to exercise a little bit of authority..

From my older sister. But I think she has a problem, because she's a control freak around everyone younger than her, regardless of whether or not they're related to her.

[Blue Armour 4,312]

From my older sister. But I think she has a problem, because she's a control freak around everyone younger than her, regardless of whether or not they're related to her.

Its probably for your own good I suppose... (I've never been in the receiving end though :ph34r2: )