The Pub - Discuss Anything

[Melanicus 5,208]

Boy Girl you came into my life, I miss you sooo bad, I miss you sooo bad, I miss you sooo soooo bad.

[capriccioso 2,545]

You'd know, Dr.

It seems the stress is too much on your heart once it already gets weak around your late 60s.

[capriccioso 2,545]

This is the greatest account of any war I have ever read. The guys at uncyclopedia should write a book

http://uncyclopedia...._I_(video_game)

'The Zimmermann PM' :D

Parts of that are absolutely immense:

*ArchDuke has entered the game*

ArchDuke: Hey guyz

germin8r: sup

*SERBIA_ROLLZ strikes ArchDuke for 47 damage! A critical hit!*

ArchDuke: WTF YOU CAMPING HOMO

*SERBIA_ROLLZ has killed ArchDuke!*

The Western Front

germin8r: d00d thiz gameplay sux

YouKay: i kno

YouKay: trench warfare iz ghey

Franc3: just wait til the tank patch comez out

germin8r: yeah right

germin8r: thatll be bettr

germin8r: *rolls eyes*

[KonohasOrangeFlash 2,607]

Meh tv remote is broken and the Kardashians are on tv... fucking nobodies. How are they famous again? Because one of the sisters were in a sex tape? Yep pathetic isn't it.

Who cares, Kim is fucking Hawt!

[capriccioso 2,545]

Perhaps but I wouldn't try anything with her. She's had half the NFL inside of her.

[Spike 12,049]

Boy Girl you came into my life, I miss you sooo bad, I miss you sooo bad, I miss you sooo soooo bad.

BUT you didn't have to cut me off. Make it like it never happened and we were nothing.

[manpe 10,861]

@capriccioso, are you having some kind of identity crisis? One day you were French, now you're Kazakh living in Lille. How many citizenships you got?

[capriccioso 2,545]

@capriccioso, are you having some kind of identity crisis? One day you were French, now you're Kazakh living in Lille. How many citizenships you got?

I changed my flag to Kazakh to show support for Alexandre Vinokourov, a legend who has quit the sport of cycling, immediately after winning the gold medal at the Olympics . He also features in my avatar and custom titles.

My location is set to Lille because a very special person has moved to Lille recently...

[manpe 10,861]

I changed my flag to Kazakh to show support for Alexandre Vinokourov, a legend who has quit the sport of cycling, immediately after winning the gold medal at the Olympics . He also features in my avatar and custom titles.

My location is set to Lille because a very special person has moved to Lille recently...

So basically your heart is in Kazakhstan and your dick is in Lille?

[OneMoSalah 8,766]

I would watch that 10 times in 10 over those shitty American reality shows. The crazy thing is that people actually watch it, otherwise it wouldn't be on air and they wouldn't be famous. How on earth can one like things like Jersey Shore, the Kardashians and Paris Hilton. It feels like there is a whole other frontier of stupidity out there which I've yet to encounter. Although I've met a girl once who liked Jersey Shore, it pretty much enforced my stereotype on the people who watch it.

What was she a munter wearing 405040540 layers of fake tan, make up and no clothes trying to slut her way around men?

[BlueLion. 21,491]

Guys, imagine the following scenario:

Evil, humongous, horrifying aliens from Planet X at the edge of Kuiper belt come to Earth and challenge mankind to drinking war. They will instruct leaders of the world to assemble a dream team consisting of up to 6 nations. If we lose this challenge, they will give Liverpool back their glory days, leaving the whole world to live in eternal pain and suffering. Which nations would you pick?

My choice:

1. Russia
   
2. Finland
   
3. Ireland
   
4. Scotchland
   
5. Czech Republic
   
6. Ukraine
   

Their team: Zashko

My choices:

1. England - just for typical bulldog fighting spirit. And general awesomeness, shit fashion sense and sexy accents.

2. Italy - just for the advent of pasta and mopeds.

3. America - just for shits and giggles.

4. Ireland - NEVER get into a drinking contest with an Irishman. It does not end well.

5. Mexico - these guys drink shitloads as well.

6. Venezuela - these guys drink fucking crude oil for breakfast.

So basically your heart is in Kazakhstan and your dick is in Lille?

He either has a big heart or a big dick. From what I've heard, it isn't the latter

[capriccioso 2,545]

Guys, imagine the following scenario:

Evil, humongous, horrifying aliens from Planet X at the edge of Kuiper belt come to Earth and challenge mankind to drinking war. They will instruct leaders of the world to assemble a dream team consisting of up to 6 nations. If we lose this challenge, they will give Liverpool back their glory days, leaving the whole world to live in eternal pain and suffering. Which nations would you pick?

My choice:

1. Russia
   
2. Finland
   
3. Ireland
   
4. Scotchland
   
5. Czech Republic
   
6. Ukraine
   

Their team: Zashko

I would pick:

1. Union of Soviet Socialist Republics

2. Ottoman Empire

3. Albert Jacka, VC. Yes, one guy is worth more than entire countries.

4. Fans of the English national football team.

5. manpe's fingers.

6. Australian Stinging Trees.

Why such an odd choice? Up until the stinging tree, I have chosen people/things/countries that have demonstrated over time an incredible ability to suffer like dogs and come out on top (well, the Ottoman's didn't, neither did the English, but they've suffered like fuck anyway). Number 6 is to surprise the Zashko's, they'll just think it's a normal tree, we can con them into thinking that it is a popular human alcoholic beverage... the surprise they'll get when they touch it though

Manpe's fingers can be used to drum their throats until they can't take it anymore and throw up what they've drunk- making us default winners. We resurrect the USSR and tell them if they don't drink X amount, NKVD will come down on them harder than they did in the '30s.

[manpe 10,861]

What was she a munter wearing 405040540 layers of fake tan, make up and no clothes trying to slut her way around men?

Something like that yeah I could see chunks of mascara on her eyelashes and her tits were huge (big titties = no brains, with some exceptions), and I could feel in about 10 minutes that it would be annoying to be with her for hours straight.

Oh and not something I see everyday

While typing this I have 3 more notifications, so it's 13 basically. It feels better than getting notifications in facebook, which 99% of times are some kind of invitations to events aka spam.

E: 15 now, it's blowing up!

[We Hate Scouse 10,286]

Something like that yeah I could see chunks of mascara on her eyelashes and her tits were huge (big titties = no brains, with some exceptions), and I could feel in about 10 minutes that it would be annoying to be with her for hours straight.

Oh and not something I see everyday

While typing this I have 3 more notifications, so it's 13 basically. It feels better than getting notifications in facebook, which 99% of times are some kind of invitations to events aka spam.

E: 15 now, it's blowing up!

This notification is spam.

[manpe 10,861]

This notification is spam.

Pull down your panties, slave

[KonohasOrangeFlash 2,607]

Pull down your panties, slave

[Blue-in-me-Veins 4,067]

@manpe

pull down your panties!? hahahaha

[Blue-in-me-Veins 4,067]

dont know bout you folks, but atmoshpere for me is everythingg! i love watchin football match with packed crowd al goin crazy, but these Besiktas fans take to next fukin level hahaha

also these frankfurt fans

if only the bridge :cry: :cry: