The Pub - Discuss Anything

[manpe 10,861]

Outstanding

No, I was diagnosed with haemorrhoids 3 years ago. My grandmother on my mums side died of bowel cancer. I've been constipated for as long as I can remember (no, that does not mean I haven't taken a shit in years, it means that I've been going once every three days for the vast majority of my life). That's a cocktail that can only result in a bowel related death.

Hot damn doc, too much info.. you trust us too much. I can't get the image out of my head now, now that I know what you look like.

[Spike 12,049]

More likely a heart attack brought on by straining too hard. That apparently is what happens.

No your colon bursts if you have been constipated for too long.

[Melanicus 5,208]

[Melanicus 5,208]

:wub:

[Spike 12,049]

:wub:

I just met you and this is crazy, but here's my number so call me, maybe.

[Liquidator 5,176]

It's hard to look right at you baby but here's my number so call me maybe

[Melanicus 5,208]

Boy Girl you came into my life, I miss you sooo bad, I miss you sooo bad, I miss you sooo soooo bad.

[capriccioso 2,545]

You'd know, Dr.

It seems the stress is too much on your heart once it already gets weak around your late 60s.

[capriccioso 2,545]

This is the greatest account of any war I have ever read. The guys at uncyclopedia should write a book

http://uncyclopedia...._I_(video_game)

'The Zimmermann PM' :D

Parts of that are absolutely immense:

*ArchDuke has entered the game*

ArchDuke: Hey guyz

germin8r: sup

*SERBIA_ROLLZ strikes ArchDuke for 47 damage! A critical hit!*

ArchDuke: WTF YOU CAMPING HOMO

*SERBIA_ROLLZ has killed ArchDuke!*

The Western Front

germin8r: d00d thiz gameplay sux

YouKay: i kno

YouKay: trench warfare iz ghey

Franc3: just wait til the tank patch comez out

germin8r: yeah right

germin8r: thatll be bettr

germin8r: *rolls eyes*

[KonohasOrangeFlash 2,607]

Meh tv remote is broken and the Kardashians are on tv... fucking nobodies. How are they famous again? Because one of the sisters were in a sex tape? Yep pathetic isn't it.

Who cares, Kim is fucking Hawt!

[capriccioso 2,545]

Perhaps but I wouldn't try anything with her. She's had half the NFL inside of her.

[Spike 12,049]

Boy Girl you came into my life, I miss you sooo bad, I miss you sooo bad, I miss you sooo soooo bad.

BUT you didn't have to cut me off. Make it like it never happened and we were nothing.

[manpe 10,861]

@capriccioso, are you having some kind of identity crisis? One day you were French, now you're Kazakh living in Lille. How many citizenships you got?

[capriccioso 2,545]

@capriccioso, are you having some kind of identity crisis? One day you were French, now you're Kazakh living in Lille. How many citizenships you got?

I changed my flag to Kazakh to show support for Alexandre Vinokourov, a legend who has quit the sport of cycling, immediately after winning the gold medal at the Olympics . He also features in my avatar and custom titles.

My location is set to Lille because a very special person has moved to Lille recently...

[manpe 10,861]

I changed my flag to Kazakh to show support for Alexandre Vinokourov, a legend who has quit the sport of cycling, immediately after winning the gold medal at the Olympics . He also features in my avatar and custom titles.

My location is set to Lille because a very special person has moved to Lille recently...

So basically your heart is in Kazakhstan and your dick is in Lille?