The Pub - Discuss Anything

[manpe 10,861]

Do you aussies wake up in sync? Probably has something to do with roosters i imagine

[OneMoSalah 8,783]

Meh tv remote is broken and the Kardashians are on tv... fucking nobodies. How are they famous again? Because one of the sisters were in a sex tape? Yep pathetic isn't it.

[Amblève. 4,995]

Meh tv remote is broken and the Kardashians are on tv... fucking nobodies. How are they famous again? Because one of the sisters were in a sex tape? Yep pathetic isn't it.

And on top of that: They're earning tons of millions for that what they do (I don't really know how I should call it lol).

[OneMoSalah 8,783]

And on top of that: They're earning tons of millions for that what they do (I don't really know how I should call it lol).

They are doing nothing really and getting paid for it. Just they are showing us how they live and get bucketloads of money for it. I wish I could show people how I live and get bucketloads of money. You could just imagine, a television show showing me beating @capriccioso with my amazing typing speed. Imagine that, life would be sweet.

[Jusek 2,031]

Back to the barracks today, sucks ass. Luckily it's only five days and then I'm back home again for a weekend.

[manpe 10,861]

They are doing nothing really and getting paid for it. Just they are showing us how they live and get bucketloads of money for it. I wish I could show people how I live and get bucketloads of money. You could just imagine, a television show showing me beating @capriccioso with my amazing typing speed. Imagine that, life would be sweet.

I would watch that 10 times in 10 over those shitty American reality shows. The crazy thing is that people actually watch it, otherwise it wouldn't be on air and they wouldn't be famous. How on earth can one like things like Jersey Shore, the Kardashians and Paris Hilton. It feels like there is a whole other frontier of stupidity out there which I've yet to encounter. Although I've met a girl once who liked Jersey Shore, it pretty much enforced my stereotype on the people who watch it.

[ChelseaChick 430]

Hi guys, missed you's. xoxoxo

[Jase 43,479]

Ugh! Waking up in the morning to a headache is possibly the worst thing to begin a day with!!

[capriccioso 2,545]

Did you self diagnose, because you're a doctor?

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No, I was diagnosed with haemorrhoids 3 years ago. My grandmother on my mums side died of bowel cancer. I've been constipated for as long as I can remember (no, that does not mean I haven't taken a shit in years, it means that I've been going once every three days for the vast majority of my life). That's a cocktail that can only result in a bowel related death.

[We Hate Scouse 10,286]

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No, I was diagnosed with haemorrhoids 3 years ago. My grandmother on my mums side died of bowel cancer. I've been constipated for as long as I can remember (no, that does not mean I haven't taken a shit in years, it means that I've been going once every three days for the vast majority of my life). That's a cocktail that can only result in a bowel related death.

Death by constipation. Sounds grim. I just have this image of you exploding and shit flying out everywhere.........

[capriccioso 2,545]

Death by constipation. Sounds grim. I just have this image of you exploding and shit flying out everywhere.........

More likely a heart attack brought on by straining too hard. That apparently is what happens.

[We Hate Scouse 10,286]

More likely a heart attack brought on by straining too hard. That apparently is what happens.

You'd know, Dr.

[manpe 10,861]

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No, I was diagnosed with haemorrhoids 3 years ago. My grandmother on my mums side died of bowel cancer. I've been constipated for as long as I can remember (no, that does not mean I haven't taken a shit in years, it means that I've been going once every three days for the vast majority of my life). That's a cocktail that can only result in a bowel related death.

Hot damn doc, too much info.. you trust us too much. I can't get the image out of my head now, now that I know what you look like.

[Spike 12,049]

More likely a heart attack brought on by straining too hard. That apparently is what happens.

No your colon bursts if you have been constipated for too long.

[Melanicus 5,208]

[Melanicus 5,208]

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[Spike 12,049]

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I just met you and this is crazy, but here's my number so call me, maybe.

[Liquidator 5,176]

It's hard to look right at you baby but here's my number so call me maybe