Chelsea 1-0 Copenhagen

[Vesper 29,344]

they are completely outplaying us and out hustling us

embarrassing

[gdlk 274]

Since december we dont have one good game! 

[Fulham Broadway 17,050]

Yawn

[ZAPHOD2319 4,583]

That was pathetic

[Vesper 29,344]

Danes are chanting 'we've seen you and you are shit'

ffs

[whats happening 1,562]

worst half this season. baffles me how are we looking like this compared to autumn

[Vesper 29,344]

not one shot

on or off target

all half

at home

let that sink in

[LAM09 6,871]

We haven't had a single attempt on goal. That's beyond shameful.

Sancho & KDH are just making up the numbers.

Edited March 13 by LAM09

[Vytis33 1,190]

Man I got spoiled watching PSG/Pool and Real Madrid/Atleti the last few days.  We don’t even look like we’re playing the same sport 

[Vesper 29,344]

we are not even playing at a Championship level

League 2 more like

the passing has been diabolical

[LAM09 6,871]

Just now, Vytis33 said:

Man I got spoiled watching PSG/Pool and Real Madrid/Atleti the last few days.  We don’t even look like we’re playing the same sport 

We signed a Championship player last season for £30m, not a Champions League one. The levels between us and the teams you mentioned is staggering.

[NikkiCFC 8,112]

I'm not watching. How is possible to have zero attempts against Copenhagen 😆

[Vesper 29,344]

Just now, NikkiCFC said:

I'm not watching. How is possible to have zero attempts against Copenhagen 😆

MarescaBall

[Vesper 29,344]

Marsca is FAR too obsessed with possession-based football

we are so so slow, so so ponderous

zero creativity

zero diagonal penetrating runs

Edited March 13 by Vesper

[Vesper 29,344]

KDH is as useless as tits on a bull

madness we dumped £30m on him

[ZAPHOD2319 4,583]

7 minutes ago, Vesper said:

Danes are chanting 'we've seen you and you are shit'

ffs

no lies detected

[Vesper 29,344]

Jadon Sancho has not completed a cross or had a shot on target in 2025.

 

[YorkshireBlue 3,175]

1 minute ago, Vesper said:

KDH is as useless as tits on a bull

madness we dumped £30m on him

Would that bull be a they/them if it had tits?